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: Anonymous (ID: 07Aklajd) 12/17/22(Sat)07:47:49 No.408654655 I deliberately created a world full of things that I do not like and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me? 1668381146483204.png 158 KB PNG >I WILL MAKE IT SO THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY >BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THEM...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? >AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH, BUT THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INCOMPATIBLE BELIEFS, RELIGIONS AND DENOMINATIONS >YOU JUST FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ONE YOURSELF There is no place for religion in the modern world.

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

Anonymous 134 KB JPG 11/22/24(Fri)00:56:49 No.695254250 >character has a gas mask Yup, that's a 10/10 design

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Anonymous It says you're a f-----. >be me >f-- >talking with step sis about guys and s--- >bring up that i once wore a bra and panties for a guy >she gets exited >wants to go shopping to get me womens OP 105 KB JPG 1 Reply clothes >wasnt into the first time >not really my thing but agree to it for some reason Why did I agree 02/10/23(Fri)17:05:42 No.72171543 Anonymous >>72171543 (OP) # Bc you are a t-----. View Thread 02/10/23(Fri) 17:24:56 No.72171728

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: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMt0) 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one t----- character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >trannies went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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File: heartcup.jpg (46 KB, 500x657) Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:33:58 No.21395626 >>21395632 >>213 Anyone else feign helplessness to make their bfs feel macho and strong? >mtf >perfectly capable of opening jars on my own >bf had a bad day >make a show of having trouble opening a jar >ask him pitifully if he can help >he opens it easily >give him a kiss on the cheek and thank him >he's visibly more cheerful than before opening the jar Masculinity is fragile and must be protected. Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:34:53 No.21395632 >>21395626 (OP) God I wish I had a gf like this >>21395697

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: Anonymous (ID: 07Aklajd) 12/17/22(Sat)07:47:49 No.408654655 I deliberately created a world full of things that I do not like and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me? 1668381146483204.png 158 KB PNG >I WILL MAKE IT SO THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY >BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THEM...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? >AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH, BUT THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INCOMPATIBLE BELIEFS, RELIGIONS AND DENOMINATIONS >YOU JUST FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ONE YOURSELF There is no place for religion in the modern world.

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