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: Anonymous ideal gf/bf thread 69 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)21:13:07 No.72291943 I shall start. >biological female >messy dark brown hair >pale skin >small pouty lips >big brown/black eyes >long eyelashes >t--- on the bigger side (C+) >nice large areolas with pink n------ >very smooth pink innie p---- with a tiny bit of hair on the mound >fat p---- mound >round but small to medium size ass >thick thighs >pretty hands and feet >not too intelligent, maybe like 901Q >quiet and gentle personality, sometimes prone to melancholy >very introverted and usually just sits around playing games in a oversize t shirt >always smells nice, like roses or vanilla >occasionally when we go out and she dresses up she looks stunning >doesnt want kids but likes them >likes animals >high libido but not a slut for any man but me

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much

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: Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)20:51:50 No.72314499 >sleepwalking at 3am >wake up the next morning with a half-eaten raw chicken in my bed >realize what I did and start panicking >check the kitchen and see that 8 KB JPG all the eggs are gone too >turns out I made an omelette in my sleep and ate it with my hands like a savage >mom walks in and asks why there's chicken bones all over the living room >mfw I have no idea what happened and blame it on the dog >mom gives me a strange look and I realize our dog died years ago

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: Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 07:09:05 No.628312583 sadk.jpg 57 KB JPG D >one sec bro just heard some glass break brb >last online 4,312 days ago

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owlgirl fembot/femanon feels th 157 KB PNG >>72306521 # 02/21/23(Tue)01:33:01 No.72306124 this a thread for femanons to post feels. >tfw no hot loyal bf >tfw too adhd and autistic to work >tfw will never be cute like stacy : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:42:04 No.72306229 : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:43:00 No.72306242 >iwn be a combination of a fembot and stacy at the same time >tfw frizzy hair >tfw my plants have gnats >tfw caffeine addiction : Anonymous >>72306124 (OP) # >tfw overworked >tfw full time uni and part time job >tfw second degree because art school didn't find me a job >tfw essay too hard. Not made any progress >tfw spend 20 minutes to make a delicious matcha late then wonder where the time has gone >tfw wish I was a 19th lady who could spend all day doing nothing, learning French and piano and reading books >tfw no one responds to my emails >tfw no time to put on makeup to look pretty 02/21/23(Tue)02:02:46 No.72306469 >tfw no good discord servers and no online friends >tfw shoes didn't fit and now I have to send them back >tfw no magical powers >tfw no time to play monster hunter >tfw the great butterstick of life churns on >>72306483 # >>72306495 # >>72306516 # >>72306521 # >>72306616 # >>72306659 #

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: Anonymous BĂ 14 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)21:18:39 No.72182248 >We are in the same room rn. >For some reason they decided it's a good time to watch harry potter (one of them has never seen it before, not that it is that big of a deal). >They are watching it rn and i swear to god one of the 2 is permanently narrating the movie to the other one. Also, he's perma spoiling it, sometimes revealing what happens like 2 movies later. And the other one is cool with it. Who's worse? >Have to live in an apartment with other dudes because Uni and not a richfag.

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: Anonymous 111 22 101 111 1EEZTE 123121 1111 398 KB JPG existence 02/21/23(Tue)01:26:39 No.894722896 does anyone else feel like minesweeper has taken over their lives >be me 4 months ago >bored, check games on my computer >start playing minesweeper for first time since i was a child >surely this won't consume my very >be me now >wake up, quick game of minesweeper >shower, thinking of relationship between numbers and the patterns they form >class, play minesweeper while professor drones on >work, play minesweeper between tasks >get home, play minesweeper while listening to music >having sex with bf, imagining a game i did earlier where i could've gone faster if i hadn't chorded on a blank tile several times >he finishes inside, lays on my back >i say in the most monotone voice possible "sub-optimal." my boyfriend is super insecure and i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna f--- me anymore. when the f--- did it get like this? and no, i'm not autistic.

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:35:48 No.49767843 ile: feelings.png (138 KB, 517x594) >>49767248 (OP) >be me >17 year old beta cuck >ask gf of 2 years to prom >obviously she says yes >buy 200 dollar tux >prom night is here >gf looking 9/10 >diamonds.png >take gf out to 130 dollar dinner >have time of my life at prom >gf all over me >after dance, leave and park car off in private >things getting hot and heavy >thisisit.way >notice something seems off >ask her whats wrong >she tries to change subject and keep kissing me >i wont let her until she tells me whats wrong >"its just that when we kiss, i don't feel anything" >mfw i spent 300+ dollars to find out my gf isn't attracted to me

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: Anonymous STEAM WINTER SALE 2022 12/23 2023 01/06 LITTLE WITCH NOBETA 30% off! 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:02 No.72310740 Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. A Poster Safety Message From: The Better Board Bureau 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:58 No.72310748 STOP PREVENT UTTER EMBARASSMENT GO NO FARTHER. FACT: More than 300 posters, including janitors, have been baited in threads just like this one. FACT: You needed to read the rules to post. You need Bait Thread Training and a non-midwit IQ to post in bait threads FACT: Without bait thread training and an extreme IQ, posters can be baited here FACT: It CAN happen to YOU! YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WORTH SHARING DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT 1676686029480919.png 277 KB PNG This and other signs have been installed in threads for your safety. Please heed them! STOP AND GO NO FURTHER GENTLEMEN

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09/14/20(Mon)18:50:50 No.57434486 Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis : Anonymous 137 KB JPG >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this?

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Anonymous | 399044708 640.5 KB PNG 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me, 27 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment >soiciety says to go get a wife and start being an adult >find a girl I like but she doesnt like me playing video games for hours >to make her happy I sit and watch her reality shows and tv shows >dumbest s--- I have ever seen >bored out of my mind after work most nights >2 years into the realtionship and ask her to marry me >get married 6 months later >life consits of work, reality shows, stupid movies and sleep >is this life? >can only game a few hours a week >get into a huge fight about it >start playing video games after work >more arguments and I dont care >be me, 30 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 08/18/21 (Wed)16:31:18 No.65036835 >be me >Straight male >Visiting family >Hanging out with little brother who's playing games >He's playing new horizons >He's actually got a pretty nice world going on >Decided to join him and make I character >We play for a bit >It gets late >Brother gets tired >Want to spend more time with him so I play on my own to get used to it >Discover a plethora of clothing options >Cycling through them >Reach some more feminine attire >A pink short skirt >Wear it as a joke >Ever so slightly arousing >Get scared and take it off >Ffw a few days >Still visiting with parents >Play New Horizons again >Try and see if I was just real horney last time >Put on more feminine clothes >Nope I'm hard >Mfw I have a crossdressing kink >Mfw Animal crossing helped me discover a sexual kink You'd think it would be something like b---------- but nope. Wat do?

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: Anonymous >had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty 105 KB PNG 02/21/23(Tue)05:49:42 No.72311511 >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them ??? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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[-] [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:24 No.76561361 [▼] >>76561408 >>76561417 1354833771394.png (445 KB, 863x649) iqdb google > Unbeknownst to the MC, his father is working on a super robot to save humanity >One day his father tells him about his robot and reveals that it's the MC's destiny to pilot it >The robot is actually a golf cart with a handgun resting in the cupholder >MC proceeds to save the world Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:26 No.76561469 [▼] >>76561935 >>76561361 Mazingolfer Z [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:36 No.76561935 [▼] 1355196140678.jpg (55 KB, 636x448) iqdb google >>76561361 >>76561469 >MC in a standoff with the final boss >Suddenly, he gets a call from his father on his prepaid cellphone >"Son, Mazingolfer Z has one final weapon that I haven't told you about. Look in the glove compartment." >It's another gun

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: Anonymous ideal gf/bf thread 69 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)21:13:07 No.72291943 I shall start. >biological female >messy dark brown hair >pale skin >small pouty lips >big brown/black eyes >long eyelashes >t--- on the bigger side (C+) >nice large areolas with pink n------ >very smooth pink innie p---- with a tiny bit of hair on the mound >fat p---- mound >round but small to medium size ass >thick thighs >pretty hands and feet >not too intelligent, maybe like 901Q >quiet and gentle personality, sometimes prone to melancholy >very introverted and usually just sits around playing games in a oversize t shirt >always smells nice, like roses or vanilla >occasionally when we go out and she dresses up she looks stunning >doesnt want kids but likes them >likes animals >high libido but not a slut for any man but me

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