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File: feelium.png (32 KB, 337x338) HUMAN IMMUNODEFICIENCY VIRUS HIV ANTIBODY (ELISA) WESTERN BLOT (ANTI HIV 1) Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)19:45:01 No.24651841 >>24651987 >>24652017 24652083 >>24652106 >>24652130 >>24652144>>24652233 24652323 >>24652636 4652904 >>24652972 >>24653002 >>24653178 >>24654474>>24654590 >>24654619 24655087 >>24655342 >>24655370 >>24655496 >>24655767 >>24656096 >tfw fell for the trap meme and now I have HIV Finally decided to download grindr and hook up with a trap after 25 years of virginity and tfwnogf. Didn't use a condom because no pregnancy risk and she told me she was a virgin. Just found out after going to the hospital for a bad flu. It happened to me, it happened to Charlie Sheen, and it can happen to you guys too. It's not worth it, just stick to masturbating, it's literally the same thing as sex but you'll never get sick. Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)19:50:13 No.24651987 >>24651841 (OP) For the wages of sin is death POSITIVE POSITIVE

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon hates fictional women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat) 19:10:44 No.72181580 Drawings of fictional women have decimated the minds of millions of young men. Absolutely melts my neurons.

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Anons grandpa has a secret room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: L20AVVOQ 09/21/22(Wed) 22:58:09 No.396384049 >visit grandfather at family farm in rural kentucky a few times every year >there's a locked door in the back of the house that we are never allowed to open >nobody ever opens it or says what it is >years go by with this curiosity of the unknown 12 KB JPG >go off to college >come back to grandfathers farm for first time in 3 years one winter break >grandfather and I stay up late drinking together for first time ever >he leans over from his chair and while smiling in a way that I've never seen before, he whispers "wanna see what that door leads to?" >instant excitement >goes and takes a key from under lamp that hasn't moved in 20 years that I know of, and unlocks door >excitement immediately changes to fear >it's a closet that's empty with a hole dug through the floor and a wooden ladder that leads down. >he sees that I'm freaking out and says I have to go down and pull the chain light to see what's down there. >it's pitch black but say f--- it and climb down >it's at least 15 feet down till feet hit the floor >pull chain and lights come on >it's a f------ concrete bunker >gun walls, food storage, well water pipe, dampered air vents, bunk beds, propane generator, first aid rack, you name it he's got it. >he hobbles down and tells me one day he was watching the news During the Cold War and just went to the closet and started digging. >dug for 3 years while pouring concrete himself >found out later that grandma nearly divorced him during the 3 years because he would come home every night and just dig in silence >mfw I just imagine my grandfather telling his wife to shut the hell up while tunneling under their house for 3 straight years.

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So did he find the money jar or not? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autistic moments 91 KB JPG 07/28/21 (Wed)17:29:21 No.64747046 >be me >work wagie job in supermarket when not at uni >they've put me out on trollies (carts) this shift >job mainly involves collecting them and moving them to the front, occasionally change bins and help customers >it's pretty comfy >if it's not busy you get paid 9 pound an hour to do pretty much f--- all >working away >suddenly a black man approaches me >he speaks with poor english a heavy accent >obviously a migrant >keeps asking where is the "money jar" and if I can take him to it >don't know what the f--- a "money jar" is >figure it's some foreign expression for a cash machine (ATM) >agree to take him to it >he says thanks >I walk away and keep working >one hour later >finishing my shift >walk by the cash machine >see he is still standing there >just staring into space >ask him if he is alright >he says the money jar hasn't came out and spoke to him yet >realise this full time he was asking for the manager, not a money jar >realise he is the new security guard I was told we were hiring >take him to the manager this time >mfw

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Anon gets trapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)06:42:42 No.67435385 >Meet Polish femboy >Smooth lily-white skin >Gruff voice >He's clean no STDs >Feminine looking >Submissive and breedable >Meet up after skyping 270 KB JPG >About to f--- at my place >Start licking his tummy as he blushes and giggles >He pulls down his skirt >He has a functioning vagina >Small perky breasts >Turns out "he" is a biological female >She gets nervous and squirts in my face when I wanted to suck c--- >Get off my knees and push her out of the apartment >Get really angry >Punch a hole in wall You foid won't even let me be gay. Just f--- off you c----.

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Anon describes the perfect gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ideal gf/bf thread 69 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)21:13:07 No.72291943 I shall start. >biological female >messy dark brown hair >pale skin >small pouty lips >big brown/black eyes >long eyelashes >t--- on the bigger side (C+) >nice large areolas with pink n------ >very smooth pink innie p---- with a tiny bit of hair on the mound >fat p---- mound >round but small to medium size ass >thick thighs >pretty hands and feet >not too intelligent, maybe like 901Q >quiet and gentle personality, sometimes prone to melancholy >very introverted and usually just sits around playing games in a oversize t shirt >always smells nice, like roses or vanilla >occasionally when we go out and she dresses up she looks stunning >doesnt want kids but likes them >likes animals >high libido but not a slut for any man but me

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Anon sleepwalks. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)20:51:50 No.72314499 >sleepwalking at 3am >wake up the next morning with a half-eaten raw chicken in my bed >realize what I did and start panicking >check the kitchen and see that 8 KB JPG all the eggs are gone too >turns out I made an omelette in my sleep and ate it with my hands like a savage >mom walks in and asks why there's chicken bones all over the living room >mfw I have no idea what happened and blame it on the dog >mom gives me a strange look and I realize our dog died years ago

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gone but remembered | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 07:09:05 No.628312583 sadk.jpg 57 KB JPG D >one sec bro just heard some glass break brb >last online 4,312 days ago

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femanons discuss problems | /r/Greentext

owlgirl fembot/femanon feels th 157 KB PNG >>72306521 # 02/21/23(Tue)01:33:01 No.72306124 this a thread for femanons to post feels. >tfw no hot loyal bf >tfw too adhd and autistic to work >tfw will never be cute like stacy : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:42:04 No.72306229 : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:43:00 No.72306242 >iwn be a combination of a fembot and stacy at the same time >tfw frizzy hair >tfw my plants have gnats >tfw caffeine addiction : Anonymous >>72306124 (OP) # >tfw overworked >tfw full time uni and part time job >tfw second degree because art school didn't find me a job >tfw essay too hard. Not made any progress >tfw spend 20 minutes to make a delicious matcha late then wonder where the time has gone >tfw wish I was a 19th lady who could spend all day doing nothing, learning French and piano and reading books >tfw no one responds to my emails >tfw no time to put on makeup to look pretty 02/21/23(Tue)02:02:46 No.72306469 >tfw no good discord servers and no online friends >tfw shoes didn't fit and now I have to send them back >tfw no magical powers >tfw no time to play monster hunter >tfw the great butterstick of life churns on >>72306483 # >>72306495 # >>72306516 # >>72306521 # >>72306616 # >>72306659 #

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anon watches harry potter with 2 other dudes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BĂ 14 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)21:18:39 No.72182248 >We are in the same room rn. >For some reason they decided it's a good time to watch harry potter (one of them has never seen it before, not that it is that big of a deal). >They are watching it rn and i swear to god one of the 2 is permanently narrating the movie to the other one. Also, he's perma spoiling it, sometimes revealing what happens like 2 movies later. And the other one is cool with it. Who's worse? >Have to live in an apartment with other dudes because Uni and not a richfag.

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anon likes minesweeper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 22 101 111 1EEZTE 123121 1111 398 KB JPG existence 02/21/23(Tue)01:26:39 No.894722896 does anyone else feel like minesweeper has taken over their lives >be me 4 months ago >bored, check games on my computer >start playing minesweeper for first time since i was a child >surely this won't consume my very >be me now >wake up, quick game of minesweeper >shower, thinking of relationship between numbers and the patterns they form >class, play minesweeper while professor drones on >work, play minesweeper between tasks >get home, play minesweeper while listening to music >having sex with bf, imagining a game i did earlier where i could've gone faster if i hadn't chorded on a blank tile several times >he finishes inside, lays on my back >i say in the most monotone voice possible "sub-optimal." my boyfriend is super insecure and i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna f--- me anymore. when the f--- did it get like this? and no, i'm not autistic.

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:35:48 No.49767843 ile: feelings.png (138 KB, 517x594) >>49767248 (OP) >be me >17 year old beta cuck >ask gf of 2 years to prom >obviously she says yes >buy 200 dollar tux >prom night is here >gf looking 9/10 >diamonds.png >take gf out to 130 dollar dinner >have time of my life at prom >gf all over me >after dance, leave and park car off in private >things getting hot and heavy >thisisit.way >notice something seems off >ask her whats wrong >she tries to change subject and keep kissing me >i wont let her until she tells me whats wrong >"its just that when we kiss, i don't feel anything" >mfw i spent 300+ dollars to find out my gf isn't attracted to me

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Anon doesn't rise to the bait | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STEAM WINTER SALE 2022 12/23 2023 01/06 LITTLE WITCH NOBETA 30% off! 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:02 No.72310740 Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. A Poster Safety Message From: The Better Board Bureau 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:58 No.72310748 STOP PREVENT UTTER EMBARASSMENT GO NO FARTHER. FACT: More than 300 posters, including janitors, have been baited in threads just like this one. FACT: You needed to read the rules to post. You need Bait Thread Training and a non-midwit IQ to post in bait threads FACT: Without bait thread training and an extreme IQ, posters can be baited here FACT: It CAN happen to YOU! YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WORTH SHARING DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT 1676686029480919.png 277 KB PNG This and other signs have been installed in threads for your safety. Please heed them! STOP AND GO NO FURTHER GENTLEMEN

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File: feelium.png (32 KB, 337x338) HUMAN IMMUNODEFICIENCY VIRUS HIV ANTIBODY (ELISA) WESTERN BLOT (ANTI HIV 1) Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)19:45:01 No.24651841 >>24651987 >>24652017 24652083 >>24652106 >>24652130 >>24652144>>24652233 24652323 >>24652636 4652904 >>24652972 >>24653002 >>24653178 >>24654474>>24654590 >>24654619 24655087 >>24655342 >>24655370 >>24655496 >>24655767 >>24656096 >tfw fell for the trap meme and now I have HIV Finally decided to download grindr and hook up with a trap after 25 years of virginity and tfwnogf. Didn't use a condom because no pregnancy risk and she told me she was a virgin. Just found out after going to the hospital for a bad flu. It happened to me, it happened to Charlie Sheen, and it can happen to you guys too. It's not worth it, just stick to masturbating, it's literally the same thing as sex but you'll never get sick. Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)19:50:13 No.24651987 >>24651841 (OP) For the wages of sin is death POSITIVE POSITIVE

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