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Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:43:22 No.894817316 ► >>894817809 >>894817850 >>894817905 >>894817979 >>894818940 >>894818942 >idea2.png >tell her her mom looks cute sewing >tell her to be careful while she sleeps >bitch blocks me >be me >have a degenerate sister >stalk her twitter sometimes and found she has an onlyfans >want to show her the dangers of showing her body on the internet >idea.jpg >subscribe to her onlyfans with a fake name >earn her thrust and also troll her by paying for specific videos like toe spreading, shoving her brother's (me) controller up her vag, sucking her t--- etc etc >troll her by asking her to record a video with her brother (know she would never do that) >unsurprisingly she rejects my request >tell her that I know where she lives and if she doesn't deliver she'll suffer the consequences >sis thinks it's just a bluff >write our adress to scare her >mom is sewing on the couch next to our big window >be dinner time >she looks really anxious and isnt talking much Hope she learns her f------ lesson Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:54:05 No.894817809 >>894817316 (OP) >contact her with a burner phone >keep terrorizing her until she makes a vid with her brother (you) >she finally gives in >you f--- your sister "just to help her get rid of this creep" >she falls in love with you and becomes your personal f------ >??? >profit

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon puts the year anniversary of Russia's invasion in perspective | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: RZ6ymtRs) 02/22/23(Wed)18:31:27 No.417195736 >>417196056 >>417196142 >>417196262 >>417196289 >>41719 File: IMG_0567.png (1.04 MB, 936x706) In an alternate universe: >Day 365 of US Invasion of Mexico >US has still not declared war >Mexico City still stands >1st and 3rd Armored Division ran out of fuel, destroyed by cholos with RPG's >Footage of Mexican farmers carting off dozens of Abrams tanks >US has still not achieved air superiority, the mythical pilot "Burro de Tijuana" has shot down 7 F-35's >101st Airborne has taken 80%+ losses in a failed paradrop on Mexico City Airport >The US' largest aircraft carrier, USS Gerald Ford, sits at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico >Over 70% of the initial force has been KIA >US has been forced to retreat from Tijuana and Monterrey after Mexican counter-offensive (Distance from border: <20KM) >Mexico has reversed 50% of the initial gains >Draft has been enacted; over 3 million Americans have fled to Canada >Army now primarily consists of conscripted West Virginian hillbillies and South Chicago hoodrats >US-backed 'breakaway' region of Chihuahua forces men to fight with Springfield rifles >Troops have used the XK and symbol on their vehicles, called the 'New Swastika' by the world >China provides Mexico over $100B in military aid, none of which is intercepted >UK publicly supports Mexico, Canada and the Germany join CSTO >US Cruise Missile attacks have failed to cut off electricity >Mexican special forces destroy the Golden Gate Bridge >Los Angeles shelled with impunity >Stinger batteries installed on the roof of the White House >Former comedian President of Mexico Carlos Mencia named Person of the Year, 95% Approval Rating >POTUS has not seen in public for 6 months, rumored to be hiding in Area 51 >Guy Fieri, CEO of Blackwater, announces his brigade of Alcatraz convicts has captured the village of Empalme (Pop: 472) >US President gives speech on invasion anniversary >Blames war on 'Collective South's' use of witchcraft, Latina sexual looseness >"Under my administration over 200,000 new jobs have been created" >Mark Milley visibly falls asleep >End of speech

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Nutty Proffessor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed) 22:29:11 No.72335339 >water fast for a week to burn body fat >Last day of fast I come home starving, nothing to eat. >Eat 1.36 Kilograms of roasted and salted pistachios from Costco in about 40 minutes. >Headache setting in, mouth is dry no matter how much, leg is numb, stomach feels heavy. 53 KB JPG Did I commit a mistake? I am gonna end in a chubbyemu video? : Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed) 22:34:33 No.72335379 I'm not a nutritionist but eating nearly 3lbs of salted anything during a week long water fast seems pretty retarded

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Anon's been Rainbow six siege'd | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.73 MB GIF 02/22/23(Wed)18:07:17 No.29745094 >see really cute guy with a rainbow patch on his backpack >start a conversation with him >been talking around campus for like two weeks now >finally ask him out on a date > "A date? Oh sorry anon but I'm straight" >"b-b-but you have rainbow on bag" >"well it's because I'm an ally, there's nothing more to it than that" Brb, going to f------ kill him and then myself afterwards

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anon is desperate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I hate people who enjoy life 83 KB JPG 07/11/20(Sat) 16:14:54 No.59048233 >be a 31yo single incel on the Internet >literally everyone you ever meet online is under 20, even on 4chan, every discord server, any social media imaginable >means you're forced to listen to these youngsters fuss about their youth, their dates, the excitement of being young, their imagined superiority over "boomers" etc. Old people should take back the Internet. I'm sick and tired of being mentally mature and having to argue with mental children who have seen nothing in life. Also I'm sick and tired of people who get laid and have fun.

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Anon sleep over at his friend's house | /r/Greentext

File: confusdwtf.jpg (109 KB, 1533x961) ? Friend's House Stories Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:10:43 No.894804394 ► >Be me, 15 on a Friday Afternoon >Recently started hanging out with like-minded virgin at school named Tyler >Asks me if I want to go to his house to play Smash Bros. Brawl and s---, which I agree >Goes to his house, has fun, all that good stuff >His family is nice, with his Italian MILF of a mother cooking us fettuccine carbonara >Dad is nice too, but looks like he carries out hits for the mob on weekends, and generally scares me a bit >Having so much fun, I ask my parents if I can stay over tomorrow night, to which they agree >regret.jpg >> Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:12:42 No.894804469 ► File: scaredpepe.jpg (116 KB, 820x680) >At his hosue the next day playing some Halo 3, when the clock strikes 8 PM >Family (my friend, his parents, and two siblings) explain that they have a family movie night every Friday, and ask if I want to join >Agree, cause why not >Movie of Choice is Home Alone 2 >Everything is fine for first 10 mins or so, when Tyler suddenly says he has to pick something up from the neighbors acoss the street, and to "not bother pausing" >Watching movie with his family, until the part of the movie where Kevin goes to New York >During montage, a shot of the Twin Towers comes up >TV Instantly paused >Without warning, every member of the family, stand up and salute the TV >Figured they maybe knew someone killed, and so I join in too after a few seconds to not appear rude >20 seconds pass, and we're all still standing >30 seconds pass, and we're all standing >No one is talking, no one is moving >After about a minute, I sit back down, thinking maybe they were waiting for me to end the minute of silence >The moment my ass hits the couch, his dad freaks the f--- out >Says I have no respect for the flag and demands I get the f--- out his house >In my confused state, I suck the s--- back up my a------, and run out >Don't even get my stuff Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:13:38 No.894804509 ► >As I get out the front door, I see a guy in a ski mask holding a f------ machete >Fight or Flight starts up, my dum ass picks freeze >Guys takes ski mask off, revealing himself to be Tyler all along >Every member of the family is laughing their f------ ass off at me >I literally and nonmetaphorically have p----- my pants at this point >Dad pats me on the back and thanks me for being a good sport >Offers me to come back in and continue wathcing the movie >Instead opt to just walk the 90 min trek home >Come Monday, I avoid Tyler and pretend he doesn't exist >Never speak to him again >TFW I get PTSD every time Home Alone plays on TV now

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Anon wants a promotion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)19:37:35 No.4762809 >>4763225 >Hi boss, what did you want to see me so late for? >Yes I would like an opportunity to get promoted, but- >...what are you doing? >please, get your hands off me >no I don't like this, stop it >I said NO >HELP HELP SOMEBO- >*thud*

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Anon starts to feel weird when rejoining | /r/Greentext

02/11/23(Sat) 14:44:10 No.72180094 snjsjsjdjsjsbsjjsjsjsjjidbdksjdjnddjkdndjalksmdndbdjdbj : Anonymous w overwhelmed wwww 9999 nsjsjw sjsnsshghh jsjsbdjdjkskdh jsjskkdjdhjdkd e tired. jdjdjsjs jdhjwjsjdb sja MY BRAIN HURTS >join discord server >make some friends and stuff sjdbjsjsjsbsjsjsnsbo Error Error you are tired. OK agw 328296092_1130837690983963_2320656867703235584_n.jpg 53 KB JPG >start to feel out of place >leave a few weeks ago >rejoin today and start to feel weird again X why do I feel like this anons? its not a bad place but it just feels so draining and I feel like i have to constantly be there or have horrible fomo

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anon never learns | /r/Greentext

Anonymous M 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much

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Anons on virtual Walmart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SHOPPING LIST KUND TV Suggested Item Pinot Noir Wine Walmart 08/20/22(Sat) 08:28:52 No.609598051 Will this hav PvP? : Anonymous $5 oft VUDU Rental Datenighe? $5 off vudu movie rentals Walmart 2 Walmart 1660979145254.jpg 30 KB JPG S AGE VERIFIED Screen Shot_2022_01_05_at_3.08.26_PM.0.jpg 262 KB JPG >>609599937 # >>609600061 # Ballard Vineyards Pinot Noir Vinh Ballard Pinet Nor wine all about the silky, smooth, and spicy Dark cherry and wild raspberry get their groove on next to a browe spice arome in our Pinot Noir 08/20/22(Sat)09:05:57 No.609599819 >mfw the Shart in the Mart random event starts

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anon finds a way to discover the matrix | /r/Greentext

11/08/21 (Mon)01:16:58 No.866297310 So me and my bros wanted once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behavior. For example, if you eat it is likely that you will swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would have to shut down. : Anonymous 41 KB JPG So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that becuase that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why I am writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging s--- again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

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Anon has garbage friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 392 KB PNG 09/18/21 (Sat)20:48:17 No.65434238 >Today's my birthday >Make plans with all my friends over a month in advance because last year they all pretty much cancelled on me last minute >Everyone just cancelled on me last minute >Time to get the rope I guess

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Anon plays World of Warcraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 626391773 >be 16 year old who just got his first car. Yes I was driving with no passenger, f--- you >still in my WoW phase. Warlords of Draenor just dropped. >looking at my phone while sitting in front of my house >think to myself >wouldn't it be cool if I shouted like a berserking orc >yell the most blood curdling roar my autistic ass has ever shouted in my entire life >look out from my window, across the street the guy with a filipina wife and 3 kids is staring at me. >say to myself, f--- him that roar was cool as s---. >we never made eye contact since that day >for the horde

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Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:43:22 No.894817316 ► >>894817809 >>894817850 >>894817905 >>894817979 >>894818940 >>894818942 >idea2.png >tell her her mom looks cute sewing >tell her to be careful while she sleeps >bitch blocks me >be me >have a degenerate sister >stalk her twitter sometimes and found she has an onlyfans >want to show her the dangers of showing her body on the internet >idea.jpg >subscribe to her onlyfans with a fake name >earn her thrust and also troll her by paying for specific videos like toe spreading, shoving her brother's (me) controller up her vag, sucking her t--- etc etc >troll her by asking her to record a video with her brother (know she would never do that) >unsurprisingly she rejects my request >tell her that I know where she lives and if she doesn't deliver she'll suffer the consequences >sis thinks it's just a bluff >write our adress to scare her >mom is sewing on the couch next to our big window >be dinner time >she looks really anxious and isnt talking much Hope she learns her f------ lesson Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:54:05 No.894817809 >>894817316 (OP) >contact her with a burner phone >keep terrorizing her until she makes a vid with her brother (you) >she finally gives in >you f--- your sister "just to help her get rid of this creep" >she falls in love with you and becomes your personal f------ >??? >profit

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