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REVEAL EVERYTHING Just tell my parents everything, all the illegal and gay s---, the stuff that I told you guys Call them one day, vomit everything, and that's it I'm sure my mom would be p----- and my dad would be disappointed but they both love me Least likely one on this compass to actually happen /s I know for a fact I would be shot dead, but that it would be an international meme Something stopping me from doing it is the realization that the MSM would call me a right wing terrorist without any evidence OTHER LANE I'm sure we've all had this one: whenever I drive I recall that if I just jerked my wrist left and veered into the other lane, I could die right this instant No money tho :( WHITE HOUSE FENCE SERVICE DOG Strip naked, jump the White House fence, and see how far I can sprint Pet. The. Service. Dog. It is a sobering realization that I think is rooted in societal escapism ИДИ НАЗАД Next time my boss at work talks to me, I just look her in the eyes and say "f--- me, daddy" She's an obese woman so this would be really awkward and I Go back to Ukraine right f------ now, just walk into the airport and book a flight and suspend my life altogether would get fired in a hilarious way I have contacts there from Lviv to the front line and I know I would be able to get around SOCIAL Start an OnlyFans I truly felt fulfilled there and I feel like I'm disappointing my ambitions in the US The "do not pet" sign just makes me want to do it more It looks so cute and docile and I know its coat feels awesome MEDIA NUDE I probably wouldn't be that popular but I'm just curious what the internet thinks of my nudes "F--- ME DADDY" JUMP OFF CLIFF Like the car one, every time I stand on the edge of a cliff I want to jump One day I hope to actually cliff dive into water just so I can appease this in a safe I would never do this one because when you post your nudes online, you cross a barrier that you can never take back urge way GRENADE TOSS I live on sorta a busy street and on weekend nights college students scream until 2 AM, which makes me despise them Sometimes they gather in large crowds on the street corner directly below my window 4377 I would never do it, but I have a fantasy of just tossing a live grenade out there BREAK LEG Deliberately break my leg so I can infantilize myself and have an excuse to live with my parents while I recover HAMPY Know it'll be months of sitting in front of the TV while my mom brings me food and changes my pillows This is the most dangerous urge on the compass LONG WALK Just pack a bag, walk out my door, pick a direction of the compass...and go Genuinely curious about how long I can travel on foot without my spirit breaking, I estimate four days Just do all the drugs I actually don't in my possession immediately RACIAL SLURS SHOUT AT COLLEAGUE I have a bitch coworker who constantly talks about how white people are evil, men are evil, and she wants to shoot Republicans possess anything dangerous and it's impossible to die given what I have, but I would certainly have a very bad two days...or maybe the best of my life Just shout the n word multiple times in a crowded room It's the most shocking thing I can imagine and I'm genuinely curious how things will result I would definitely ruin my life and reputation forever though COOKIE BATTER YES I KNOW IT'S RAW EGGS AND S--- AND YOU'LL HAVE A STOMACHACHE BUT EAT IT NOWWWWWW EAT THE BATTER EAT THE BATTER EAT THE BATTER NO WORK Just don't wake up with my alarm, don't go to work, and don't answer when my boss tries to call This is such a common intrusive thought that they made a whole movie about it Just scream "I have a bomb!" on my next flight Whenever I'm on a plane I think "don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it" 13 I frequently fantasize about just going on a tirade about all this in public, to her face A reason I don't is because I know she would just laugh and call me names TEXT EX I have an ex from college who I miss a lot di Almost daily the urge to just text her "hey" crosses my mind, but she's in a committed relationship now The delusional part of me says there's a chance she'll drop him and come back /r/ forbiddenfruit is really bad for this urge HIGH CLIMB Climb to the top of the object, structure, or landmass nearest I think there's some I have a hot friend who doesn't know about my sexuality, so he doesn't act reserved around me and he's not afraid to change and stuff me PRETTY SOAP NO MORE GRID "Hurr durr Throwaway my phone and computer, that soap looks like apple juice" It really does look too inviting burn my social security card, drive into a rural road until I run out of gas, then walk into the wilderness I have this dangerous "just grab and kiss him" urge caveman urge in everyone saying "ooga booga, climb tall thing" ALL THE DRUGS AIRPLANE BOMB KISS HOT FRIEND BACKPACKING SUICIDE Like the racial slur square, I know this would be the quickest possible way to ruin my career and reputation but the temptation is just there Pull all my money out of the bank as cash, get on a plane to Southeast Asia, and live on it as long as possible, then OD on a hallucinogen/ morphine cocktail I don't give this one serious thought because I know that after a couple years of this life I will have rediscovered a will to live and won't have the heart to do the last thing This is the one I indulge most often SHIP STOWAWAY I like 19th century nautical history and I grew up five minutes from Lake Erie, so I used to watch the freighters pass and dream of stowing away I've made a detailed. plan of how I would do it but I know for certain I would get caught and fined Whenever I think of going full McCandless I remind myself I'm a weak urbandweller

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