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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pepe.jpg, 16KiB, 225x225 >50 gbp for making my own food >sit down >watch Dora >make special sauce for dora >bored Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 03:12:12 No.45833500 >be me >hungry >"MOMMY, GET ME TENDIES NOW" >its pretty >go outside >no response >"MOMMY!!! GET ME TENDIES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE" >no response >REEE as hard as I can >no response >RRRRRRRREEE >stop >look for tendies >put box in oven and turn knobs >go on /b/ >someone posting normie s--- >RRREEEEE WHY ARE ALL THESE NORMIES ON MY BORED GET THE F--- OFF MY BOARD RRREEEEEEEE >check on tendies >glowing orange thingy >graphics suck >feel poopy coming on >go to toilet >feel squishy poopy tendy juices flowing out >see more glowing orange thingy come up the wall >touch it >OUCH RRRRRRRREE >run outside >glowing orange things on outside wall >firetrucks come EEEE EEEEEEE even harder >firemen finds body and gun from basement >say its mommy >no>pe too black >mfw when I live with Grandma now >mfw she doesn't know how to make tendies >mfw when gpb don't transfer EEEE View Report

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon is jealous of his cave ancestors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB PNG 02/26/23(Sun)19:21:30 No.72373130 >hundreds of generations somehow end with me >even my f------ caveman ancestor got a girl F---

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Anon watches YouTube. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)16:16:00 No.72418907 >watching a cooking video >suddenly an ad >"Hey guys, have you heard of Raid Shadow Legends?" >me: "No, but I have heard of the skip button" >5 minutes later 4 KB JPG >"Protect your privacy with NordVPN!" >me: "How about protecting my sanity from these ads" >30 seconds into a new video >"Get 20% off your first MANSCAPED order with the code SOIBOI" >can we get some sponsors that are relevant to the content we're watching?

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Anon kicks off the new year. Sorry I’m late I was in a coma | /r/Greentext

>2 hours into 2023 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.

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grass is grassing | /r/Greentext

>quit all forms of social media, become happier, more confident and grateful for life >grass literally looks greener w-what the f---??

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Performance Anxiety | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:37:48 No.115224374 ► >>115224382 >>115224485 >>115226212 >practice in my room on electric(not plugged in) and my acoustic every day >go over to my cowrokers house, he's got an acoustic >pick it up and paly a little while theyre getting ready to head out >f--- up every song and fingerpicking despite playing the same songs I practice on my own every day w-- bros Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:38:34 No.115224382 >>115224374 Who gives a s--- Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:39:38 No.115224394 File: 1669573228797268.jpg (101 KB, 680x1102) >>115224382 >yo anon, you play? >yah, heh, a bit >start playing >wait, f---, lemme start over >god dammit >hold on >lemme try again.. >>115224394>>115224399 >>115224413 >>115224461 >>115226177

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Anon is paranoid | /r/Greentext

File: E0UYfUUVIAcfwfr.jpg (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:09:16 No.91842196 Schizo here. Is it possible to get a virus from right-click saving an image such as an SVG file? Have heard these can contain code. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:10:07 No.91842208 >>91842239 It's possible. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:12:14 No.91842239 >>91842340 Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:54 No.91842340 File: 100_1740.jpg (423 KB, 1600x1274) >>91842239 1) Save as "code.js" 2) open with sublime text 3) highlight all the code 4) go to file > print 5) print the paper and roll it hotdog style (important) 6) slowly insert it up your ass you f------ retard Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:24:19 No.91842371 >>91842340 /thread >>91842208 best way to check files for something like this? >>91842371

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Anon takes a quick dip in the pool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >friend's pool party back in highschool >we're chilling in the deep end, parents on the pool chairs >Know friend has a little brother that doesn't go outside much >Said that he's a bit weird since his "accident" >My other friend asks "What accident?" but he doesn't get a reply >Notice the house door open >The little tism comes outside and heads our way >little_rebel.png >he walks up to the edge >we think he's going to jump in >pulls his pants down and pees directly into the pool like a toliet >everyone goes silent 28 KB JPG 3/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407172 I wanna know too

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Anon gets laid, it’s not as fulfilling as reddit suggests | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:08 No.895214169 I am a disgusting man w---- >break up with gf two years ago >sad for a full year then slowly cope >mass media and social media always cracking jokes about guys who don't get laid often are losers >general "body count" seems to be in 20s or 30s >movies show that cool guys sleep around >the influence gets to me 276 KB JPG >want to "live a fun party life", "let loose", "live my youth" Huge mistake >slept with 13 different women in the last 8 months >can't feel any emotions for any woman anymore >they're just walking vagina kiosks >same flirty jokes and topics on repeat, just new faces >I miss the nervous feeling in my stomach before a date >I miss feeling like I have a crush on someone >I want a woman I love play woth my hair, not a nameless tinder chick >feel depressed and empty >also feel like a dirty w---- >also feel disgusting just moving from vagina to vagina, never having a human connection Hookups have ruined me emotionally

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Anon found his motivation | /r/Greentext

File: doctor.jpg (32 KB, 777x609) He was a respected doctor Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)19:02:54 No.72414776 >met a girl in chemistry class. >start talking to her after class a lot and start developing feelings. >we're both average looking, so I get the idea in my head that there might be chance. >realize that looksmatching doesn't work. >stay around her anyways. >>72414794 >an exam was coming up and the whole class was struggling. >she had failed the prerequisite chemistry before. >I do okay enough to get a B. >we share numbers to help each other in the class. >I study for two days before the exam. >I give her homework answers and help her understand study. >I read ahead just to help her more. >yeah I'm not g-----------, but I like spending time with her. >mfw I f------ ace that exam. I will simp my way into becoming a doctor.

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Anon owns a hedgehog | /r/Greentext

File: 1668788701777163.jpg (110 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:09:25 No.895175176 ► >>895175326 >>895175766 >>895175889 >>895175969 >>895177561 >>895178150 >>895178200 >>895179106 >be me, currently >31 years old, almost 32 >virgin, never even kissed a girl >no car, no driver's license >no job, haven't been employed in nearly a decade >don't really give a s--- about life in general >hate weeb s--- >eat almost nothing but frozen meals and frozen pizza >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life >smoke tons of cigarettes what do you think of my life? Anonymous 03/01/23 (Wed)12:12:48 No.895175257 ► >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life Show us the baby Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:16:02 No.895175326 ► >>895175176 (OP) I don't think anything about your life I don't give a f--- what you do. Why, you have a problem with your life?

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nightmare fuel | /r/Greentext

02/12/23(Sun)13:54:51 No.34066083 : Anonymous >>34063087 (OP) # >be me >mid 20's, overweight, slowing getting into shape >go jogging late at night at this public park >area is relatively safe >most nights quiet and cool >tonight foggy as f--- >street lights aren't helping >looks like vintage black and white horror movie >waiting for werewolf to show up >get my nerve >keep jogging >20 minutes go by >suddenly hear someone loudly, uncontrollably sobbing behind a tree line >nope >nope >nope >f--- jogging >run back to car >never jog there at night again

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context: apparently a vtuber was bullied to stop their entire vtubing career just because they were planning to play Wizard game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>43353336 (OP) # >Bullied in Japan growing up >Thinks westerners are nicer and tries to appeal to them >Gets death threats sent by deranged trannys for a wizard game she didn't even play Her story is a tragedy. 02/18/23(Sat)15:16:20 No.43353599 >>43362026 # >>43372727 # >>43412324 # >>43459012 #

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pepe.jpg, 16KiB, 225x225 >50 gbp for making my own food >sit down >watch Dora >make special sauce for dora >bored Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 03:12:12 No.45833500 >be me >hungry >"MOMMY, GET ME TENDIES NOW" >its pretty >go outside >no response >"MOMMY!!! GET ME TENDIES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE" >no response >REEE as hard as I can >no response >RRRRRRRREEE >stop >look for tendies >put box in oven and turn knobs >go on /b/ >someone posting normie s--- >RRREEEEE WHY ARE ALL THESE NORMIES ON MY BORED GET THE F--- OFF MY BOARD RRREEEEEEEE >check on tendies >glowing orange thingy >graphics suck >feel poopy coming on >go to toilet >feel squishy poopy tendy juices flowing out >see more glowing orange thingy come up the wall >touch it >OUCH RRRRRRRREE >run outside >glowing orange things on outside wall >firetrucks come EEEE EEEEEEE even harder >firemen finds body and gun from basement >say its mommy >no>pe too black >mfw when I live with Grandma now >mfw she doesn't know how to make tendies >mfw when gpb don't transfer EEEE View Report

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