File: LegalizeOXYCODONE.png (312 KB, 601x578) O Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:43:21 No.70771397 [Reply]► >>70771414 >>70771488 >>70771628 >>70771726 >be me >be 9 >laying in bed, not super awake but at the same time not super sleepy >left leg is straight, right knee is bent >blink my eyes, i didn't close my eyes I just blinked them >suddenly it is day time >legs are both in the same position as before thefuck.jpg >to this day have no idea what happened Has any other anons had an experience like this? I don't understand what happened. I thought maybe it was a 'message' from god, but then I remembered that cancer and HIV and schizophrenia exist and also I have a tiny d--- and 9/11 happened so that is solid evidence that there is no god. to this day have no idea what happened that night. >pic unrelated Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:45:06 No.70771414 >>70771397 (OP) You fell asleep retard

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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File: Screenshot 2023-09-24 11.(...).png (47 KB, 180x122) gravel Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)23:26:05 No.74851238 ▶ > Be me, the Gravel Eater > Live in a small town surrounded by picturesque landscapes > Have a strange and unique habit of eating gravel > People in town think I'm crazy, but I just have a taste for the crunch > Every day, I venture out to find e perfect gravel to satisfy my cravings > People stare in disbelief as I munch on rocks like they're potato chips > Some even try to stop me, thinking I'm harming myself > I've become somewhat of a local legend, known as the Gravel Gourmand > Kids in town even dare each other to try a pebble or or two of heart > But they quickly realize it's not for the faint of I've developed a discerning palate for different types of gravel I've tried them all > Smooth river stones, jagged road gravel, I've ? Some people think I'm just trying to be edgy or rebellious > But the truth is, I genuinely enjoy the taste and texture of gravel > It's become a part of who I am, and I embrace it fully > So, while the townsfolk may think I'm a bit eccentric > I'm just a gravel enthusiast, exploring the world one rock at a time >Pic related

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Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)09:56:20 No.190159757 >almost 2024 >Still filming at sub 30fps the absolute f------ state of this industry

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09/25/23(Mon)16:29:49 No.74855880 im not gay but big d---- simply mog any p---- in the worlds and there has never been a better feeling than when i (5'4) sucked off and got banged by my bestfriend (6'5) after an anime cosplay convention like his d--- was huge and girthy and massive compared to my sad little 4 incher and just the pure estacy of a guy breaking my back and pounding my ass all night long is something that no one will ever convince me isnt the best feeling in the world, all with his masculine energy and his sweet words yet aggressive actions and his tender grunts and moans and his hot lips and his big hands on my wrists and neck and him pulling my hair and the size difference and and and : Anonymous 75 KB JPG i can definitely say Gutts x Makima goes hard as a kino pairing and no one can say otherwise

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)21:35:48 No.29829551 >finally find looksmatch >date for a while, but she eventually hypergams the f--- out of me >try to stay calm and just be content with myself, by myself >eventually start feeling desperate and lonely >start dating girls below my looksmatch level >after one or two nights, I really feel like I don't want to be with them, as I don't feel that attracted, and I'm just with them because I don't want to be lonely >feel bad when I tell them that it's over because they are nice girls, most of them >fall for the next looksmatch >cycle repeats Is there a way to solve this? Is it just keep trying until I have luck?

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Anon is poor, another wants handouts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)09:55:59 No.74852780 >born in america >everyone is born rich, in mcmansions, nice homes, nice neighborhoods, they get good jobs >not me >born in poor rural s--- hole >extreme poverty and hopelessness >i was born poor even by s--- hole standards >only benefit to living out here is neetbux are good but i dont even have that >zero friends >never took a vacation >ugly >no beaches or oceans >dont even have a pet >>74852802 # i have a cursed from god. god made me have the worst life on the planet and ruins my life. : Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)09:57:32 No.74852795 Play some hideo games and stfu 09/25/23(Mon)09:58:29 No.74852802 : Anonymous >>74852795 # no i want handouts. i deserve reparations and free things im entitled.

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: Anonymous mys 34 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)20:40:59 No.906643236 >2 months+ of no fap >have a wet dream >c-- extremely hard >underwears are soaking wet what's the point of no fap/ semen retention if the body is just gonna e-------- for you anway?

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)01:41:48 No.74852273 >Spend 20 min creating a greentext >Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

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: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass

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File: 680d3defa78b4262_ysuf_thm(...).jpg (14 KB, 370x208) young Sheldon Young Sheldon Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:05:34 No.88D246DD >>88024712 Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu)19:08:55 No.88024712 >>88024797 >>88024945 >>88024945 >>88025252 >>88024600 (OP) >the episode where Sheldon's father comes home drunk one night and blindly sodomizes the boy Did they go too far with this? Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu) 19:11:23 No.88024797 >>88024712 >"Sheldon I'm gonna f--- your ass!" >"Don't you mean you're going to sodomize my anus, father?" >*audience laughs* dark show Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:24:04 No.88025252 >>88024797 >"yeah, you want it, don't you f-----" > "father, as far as the law is concerned my actual consent is a moot point as I am not regarded as having the capacity to consent, hence the term, *statutory r---. Then again the law also prevents me from building a nuclear reactor in my garage, and yet I've successfully evaded its gaze thus far, so perhaps you will as well" Was this necessary?

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)14:47:49 No.74688117 raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786 (1).jpg 17 KB JPG >j------- to some anime chick >realize its a trap halfway through >gaslight myself into thinking its a woman >realise what i did when post nut clarity hits its not gay if im in it for the female features, right?

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: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon) 09:02:01 No.74852408 dfv.png 1.86 MB PNG So this autism moment just happened on my nightwalk: >be walking around outside around 9:30pm >enter a long stretch of sidewalk >homes on my left, strips of grass on my right >notice in the distance a light, like someone holding a flashlight >2 minutes later I see a man with a dog approaching >look for driveways to exit to the street, but there are none >decide not to walk out on the damp thick grass where I can't see >follow simple protocol of staying on the right side (direction of traffic in USA) and defending my position >but this guy is on the left side, my right, and directly in my path >abruptly stop when he is right in front of me >cross my arms defensively and wait until obstacles disperse themselves >says "sorry I'm just walking my dog" >okay >starts sniffing me >"oh she's friendly" >ok but I want to resume walking and you're blocking my path >I say "keep on moving" with no emotion >He says something like "Dude what the f---, you f------ weirdo, what's wrong with you >brushes against me as he pulls the dog away and goes around >I continue walking around the neighborhood in peace Usually when that happens, any people and dogs pass on my right or go around, but occasionally I get something like this.

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Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)07:10:18 No.74854288 >Nippon McDonald's posted an ad feat a nuclear family >Americans instantly seething about it Tf are their problems? 517 KB JPG

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File: LegalizeOXYCODONE.png (312 KB, 601x578) O Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:43:21 No.70771397 [Reply]► >>70771414 >>70771488 >>70771628 >>70771726 >be me >be 9 >laying in bed, not super awake but at the same time not super sleepy >left leg is straight, right knee is bent >blink my eyes, i didn't close my eyes I just blinked them >suddenly it is day time >legs are both in the same position as before thefuck.jpg >to this day have no idea what happened Has any other anons had an experience like this? I don't understand what happened. I thought maybe it was a 'message' from god, but then I remembered that cancer and HIV and schizophrenia exist and also I have a tiny d--- and 9/11 happened so that is solid evidence that there is no god. to this day have no idea what happened that night. >pic unrelated Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:45:06 No.70771414 >>70771397 (OP) You fell asleep retard

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