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: Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)07:35:39 No.72456976 What's the most retarded and quirky thing a woman has ever done to you? >be me 17 >ex-gf with big boobs just turned 18 (severally autistic and carried a bunch of ex-boyfriend baggage) >we were having casual sex >starts making jokes about how she's a p-------- now >starts doing mommy roleplay and calling me her 366 KB JPG son >one day at school I tell her to cool it with the p--- jokes >she tries to kill herself by overdosing on her antidepressants the same day >tries to blame her attempt on me because I didn't love her enough >break up with her later on

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 03/05/23(Sun)10:17:07 No.72458509 >be me, 26, no gf, no friends, started living on my own 5 months ago >started visiting a brothel 4 months ago after I reached a mental low point since being alone in an empty apartment really confronted me with my social situation >frequenting the brothel made fear about sex and women fade for the most part >used to last 30 sec to barely a minute fapping, now last 10 minutes easily as p--- stopped being exciting >getting all the cuddles and kisses Ive craved for so long >still not great at sex but slowly making little improvements, which the hookers remark to me >met a new qt chubbo arab h----- last week, super chill and honest girl >visited her again yesterday >it clicks so well between us we went 15 minutes overtime "on the house" >feeling less lonely, more confident, more masculine, less bored, g----------- every 2 weeks also works as a good reminder for grooming and haircuts >tfw visiting hookers actually has a positive influence on my life Any robot should give it a shot.

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Anon's sister is a big fan | /r/Greentext

This thread just reminded me >family Christmas party circa 2014-15 >sister's husband and kids head home early while she stays to drink and chat with some cousins >sometime close to midnight, she's very drunk and asks for a ride to her house >offer to drop her off on my way back to my apt >wasn't as drunk but really should not have been driving >she's yammering and jabbering drunkenly the whole way >say something like "damn [sister] you're drunk as a skunk right now!" >she suddenly confides in me that she had the biggest crush on Pepe Le Pew when she was younger and would wish constantly that he would chase her around and smooch her >start laughing >we're both laughing now >joke that she should try lying back and imagining her husband is Pepe Le Pew next time they do it (kind of a gross quip but again, I was drunk) >she meekly admits she actually does sometimes >quickly change the subject for a bit before getting to her house and dropping her off >my f------ face the whole way home I think (hope) she was too drunk to remember that because it's never come up again at any point since. Berry, if you're in this thread, yeah I admit I am still kind of embarrassed for you.

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Anon is a racist trumpy | /r/Greentext

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

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Anon slipped up | /r/Greentext

: ENTJ H-------- im retarded 42 KB JPG >>72455247 # : Anonymous >>72455190 (OP) # youre prolly a n----- urself so its fine. kys n----- btw : ENTJ >>72455282 # 03/05/23(Sun)20:07:08 No.72455190 I spent all weekend on /r9k and went out in public for the first time to fill up gas and I accidentally called the cashier a n----- : Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)20:11:56 No.72455232 >>72455232 # Yeah but im also hot so I can pretty much get away with anything >>72455247 # >yeah but I'm hot Shut up n----- 03/05/23(Sun)20:14:15 No.72455247 03/05/23(Sun)20:19:19 No.72455282

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anon is destined to face Chris Hansen with the dateline production team and popo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.46 MB PNG 03/05/23(Sun)20:27:00 No.72457124 Guys help I'm scared and dont know what to do. Here is my story. >Parents charging stupid amounts for rent ($400 a month) so I really want to move out. >saw and add on Craigslist for a bedroom in a apartment >single mom with girl >the deal was that you have to pick the girl up and babysit her for 4 days out of the week and you live their for free >send email for s---- >person replies back in 10 mins and they want to meet this sunday I feel like i should meet up but I dont know if this is a good idea. : Anonymous >>72457124 (OP) # Are you sure they wont try to kill you >>72457364 # 03/05/23(Sun)20:39:32 No.72457245 pizza delivery anon : Anonymous >>72457124 (OP) # 400 a month is Jack f------ s---. 03/05/23(Sun)20:40:36 No.72457255 03/05/23(Sun)20:41:58 No.72457264 03/05/23(Sun)20:44:49 No.72457286 : Anonymous >>72457124 (OP) # what kind of careless mother leaves her daughter with some random dude from craigslist for 4 days a week. sounds like an FBI honeypot to catch pedos. i hope they get you anon

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Anonymous 10/20/21 (Wed)13:29:00 No.865274492 >be me >decide to go on r/greentext because /r9k/ and /b/ have an unusually high amount of trannies than usual >notice the pinned post is from a subreddit mod bragging about how his sub is going to pass r/4chan >mfw its massively downvoted because nobody f------ cares 53 KB JPG >eventually refresh page >the post is suddenly 200 upvotes in the positives despite it having a 35/65 upvote/downvote ratio minutes ago >mfw this f------ reddit mod unironically bought upvote bots for his pinned post to make him feel better Why are reddit mods so f------ retarded?

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Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears

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anon discovers a life hack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous life hack 177 KB PNG 03/05/23(Sun)11:28:58 No.72455677 >be me >live in a city where it seems like it has been nuked >city looks like it time travelled to 60s >literally nowhere to go/explore and wander >most people, if not all people, are mentally f------ retarded, uneducated, uncivilized, some people even behave like feral ghouls (literally) >every time i go outside i get an urge to beat the f--- out of someone, since they all keep looking at me like i'm a f------ vault dweller >be me again >love fallout 3 >decide to download GNR playlist >everytime i go out i listen to the playlist >mfw it feels like i'm in fallout 3 >mfw i don't hate going out anymore >mfw i love going out with my GNR playlist >mfw s--- feels good so anons, what are your life hacks?

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Anon messes up | /r/Greentext

32 KB JPG I f----- up /b/ >Be me >Only slept 3 hours >Have to go gym in the morning >Decide to drink 3 cups of coffee so I won't feel like s--- >Drink them >Proceed to have a pb&j sandwich and a banana with it >Get to the gym >Start warming up, head to the bench press >Oh_shit_it's_kicking_in.zip >As soon as I lift up the bar, the force of 3000 Alabaman crackheads is bestowed upon me >Peak performance >5 minutes later I feel the rumbling >Oh f--- it's and earthquake >Wrong, it's my bowels >The doors of Sparta are being attacked >I let out the most vile, offensive and disgraceful smelling fart right in the middle of the free weight section >Wrong again, it's diarrhea >Take the walk of shame to the bathroom while my legs slowly start looking more and more like a Somalian child while leaving a chocolate trail behind me >Bluetooth earbuds die, Barbie girl hardstyle remix starts playing at full volume from my phone >Reach the bathroom >Enter toilet >Unleash a laminar flow jet of choccy milk unto the porcelain bowl >Realize there's no toilet paper

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Anon gets drunk at a party | /r/Greentext

03/05/23(Sun)02:48:09 No.181357152 ► >>181357180 >>181357212 >>181357275 >>181357343 >>181357499 >>181357559 >>181357630 >>181357657 >>181357672 >>181357744 >>181357802 >>181357822 >>181357831 Yesterday I went to a party at a friend's house and ended up embarrassing myself... Is there a movie where the protagonist is embarrassed in front of others so I can watch it and feel less bad? >I arrive at the party and see that there are a lot of people, a lot of drinks and food >I eat a sandwich, some pizza and two tacos >I'm an alcoholic so I'm going straight to the vodka >After a while I start to loosen up and realize I'm pretty drunk >I see a pretty girl and decide to try something on her >To impress her I show it how high I can jump > I lose my balance and fall onto a glass table where drinks and food were >Break the table, several bottles, food falls on the floor and a piece of glass hits the girl's leg (she was wearing a dress) and cuts her >She screams loudly and curses at me, some people laugh and others give me dirty looks >My friend gets mad and tells me to leave the party >Another friend who was leaving offers me a ride >I get sick in the car and throw up >He gets angry and curses at me I woke up today with a horrible hangover and a bunch of messages on my phone that I don't want to see it. Feels bad man...

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Anon gets help online | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB PNG 03/05/23(Sun)12:35:37 No.895388649 >be me >browsing 4chan on a lazy Sunday afternoon >see a post about how to fix a clogged toilet FML >remember that my toilet has been clogged for a few days now >decide to try the suggested method >grab a plunger and go to work after a few minutes of vigorous plunging, the toilet overflows >panic and try to stop the water with a towel >slip and fall on the wet floor, getting covered in toilet water

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Anon feels misled about chads | /r/Greentext

File: 29A858A7-4E3E-48BE-9C19-4(...).png (420 KB, 912x1024) Anonymous (ID: VbhD16NT 03/04/23 (Sat) 15:59:33 No.418507467 >>418508657 >>418508920 >>418509568 >>418509806 >>418511520 >>418512102 >>418513222 >>418513518 >>418513828 >>418513845 >>418513886 >>418513954 >>418514474 >be me, oldfag living pretty standard wagie existence, paying my bills >grow up reading about the Chad vs Beta dichotomy on boards like this one >one day meet a real life Chad at work, beard, muscles, 6'8" at least, sounds like moistcritical >he's a coworker and we eventually start talking casually >he constantly brags about his illegal activities >whatever.png >he eventually talks me into taking a bump >it's f------ amazing and want more >start doing drugs and committing petty crimes together >one day he flirts with the female clerk at the store while I shoplift and we get away with it >one day, Chad gets caught in the act, rats me out to save his own skin >feel utterly betrayed by someone I thought was a friend >next thing I know I'm in a cell, serving time for my poor life decisions >would have gotten away with them if it wasn't for meddling Chad >realize that listening to an idiot like Chad just because of his demeanor and appearance as prestigious was the worst mistake I have ever made in my life >realize that the circlejerks you idiots here push only stem from your own cismanlet insecurities >your masculinity is so fragile from years of p--- that you actually think these "alpha" archetypes have it figured out, in reality they're just as retarded as anyone else but won the generic lotto >their advantage relies entirely on what society deems important, restructure it and they're just clown apes that die early Why did you bastards lie to me? Chads aren't wholesome, competent or even in the driver seat of their own life. Sure, I could have spent less time on 4chan, but you losers could have spent less time deifyng meatheads.

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: Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)07:35:39 No.72456976 What's the most retarded and quirky thing a woman has ever done to you? >be me 17 >ex-gf with big boobs just turned 18 (severally autistic and carried a bunch of ex-boyfriend baggage) >we were having casual sex >starts making jokes about how she's a p-------- now >starts doing mommy roleplay and calling me her 366 KB JPG son >one day at school I tell her to cool it with the p--- jokes >she tries to kill herself by overdosing on her antidepressants the same day >tries to blame her attempt on me because I didn't love her enough >break up with her later on

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