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Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21.37 No.162690541 [-] ITT Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming >Playing TF2 >The server is filled with little bratty kids >Get really horny >Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while I turn the volume all the way up >The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly >I start to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy >The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid >The shouts begin to massage my prostate >l begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me reach climax >Suddenly a little boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why I'm moaning >I say nothing as I continue to pleasure myself like a dirty w---- >He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it >His mere words begin tapping my prostate 1 yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME CUMP >He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my c-- rag >I decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel >He thanks me greatly >I say "No no, THANK you-" and just leave you guys should really try it though... Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:38 No.162690702 [+]>>162699967 >>162691036 Sweet lording (43 KB, 404x483) indb google

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