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O Anonymous 03/05/23 (Sun)14:31:54 No.895391176 File: 358363543.gif (1.14 MB, 498x424) >>895386946 (OP) >i poo poo myself haha expressive verbiage about childish topic funny xd I hate you lying n------ with a passion so let me tell a real true story >going to the gym one day >always stop by gas station on the way there and get an energy drink >see this new kind that I've never tried before >"C4 Energy" with something called "CarnoSyn" which at the time I did not realize was beta-alanine >why not, buy one to try it >drink it on my way there >check into the gym and start doing back and shoulders >by the time I finish my overhead press I can feel my back starting to tingle >w--.jpg >few minutes later, entire back feels like it's on fire >tingling sensation is now moving into arms and legs >figure the feeling will go away if I do more reps >continue my workout but the sensation only gets stronger >can't even focus anymore, my entire back feels like it's being scraped with rusty nails >can't take it anymore >rip my shirt off and rush over to the water fountain >start spraying my back with ice cold water in front of everyone >gymbunny looking at me, can't tell if she was mirin or in shock >another gymbro comes over and asks me what the f--- I'm doing >can only reply with "IT FEELS LIKE ACID ON MY BACK" >gym owner thought I was high on crack or something >tingling sensation lasts for 3 hours, went to hospital, found out I'm extremely sensitive to beta-alanine >never go back to that gym

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O Anonymous 03/05/23 (Sun)14:31:54 No.895391176 File: 358363543.gif (1.14 MB, 498x424) >>895386946 (OP) >i poo poo myself haha expressive verbiage about childish topic funny xd I hate you lying n------ with a passion so let me tell a real true story >going to the gym one day >always stop by gas station on the way there and get an energy drink >see this new kind that I've never tried before >"C4 Energy" with something called "CarnoSyn" which at the time I did not realize was beta-alanine >why not, buy one to try it >drink it on my way there >check into the gym and start doing back and shoulders >by the time I finish my overhead press I can feel my back starting to tingle >w--.jpg >few minutes later, entire back feels like it's on fire >tingling sensation is now moving into arms and legs >figure the feeling will go away if I do more reps >continue my workout but the sensation only gets stronger >can't even focus anymore, my entire back feels like it's being scraped with rusty nails >can't take it anymore >rip my shirt off and rush over to the water fountain >start spraying my back with ice cold water in front of everyone >gymbunny looking at me, can't tell if she was mirin or in shock >another gymbro comes over and asks me what the f--- I'm doing >can only reply with "IT FEELS LIKE ACID ON MY BACK" >gym owner thought I was high on crack or something >tingling sensation lasts for 3 hours, went to hospital, found out I'm extremely sensitive to beta-alanine >never go back to that gym

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