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Anonymous 08/16/15(Sun)14:46:02 No.306649747 >>306650219 >>306648536 >I was only 9 years old >I loved Todd Howard so much, I had all the merchandise and games >I pray to Todd Howard every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Todd is love" I say; "Todd is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bethesda >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Todd >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Have you preordered Fallout 4 yet?" >He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Todd >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Todd >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Todd >He Screams in a girly shriek as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says "It just works." >Todd leaves through my window >Todd is love. Todd is life.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous This world is just a dream, and I'm done with dreaming! 02/26/23(Sun)21:45:49 No.72374007 I wish I could enjoy playing video games instead of being constantly inundated by the sense of arbitrariness and pointlessness in it and feeling like I'm wasting my life. But it's not like I can get anything I want in real life anyway no matter what I do, so what does it matter if nothing I achieve in a game has any constructive impact on my real life? How much different is it really, striving for artificial goals in real life? What objective value is there in experiencing physical sensations over simply 297 KB PNG imagining things? I know several guys who are happy just coming home from work and playing video games every day, and I wish I could be like them and enjoy a simple, easily attainable life.

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: Anonymous Sad letter 03/09/23(Thu)02:27:18 No.895591011 24 KB JPG Just broke up with My GF and wrote her a letter that i will never deliver to her, but wanted to share with someone >I did want to teach you to skate >I wanted to see demon slayer with you >I wanted to sleep with you >I wanted to grow by your side >i wanted us to plant those little lemon trees >I wanted to be there to see you achieve your goals and I wanted you to be proud of me > And really, I should have fought harder, I should have told you that I'd be with you no matter what. >But I was weak >I'm going to miss your presence > I'm going to miss your smell > your smile and your jokes >I will miss accompanying you to Xochimilco >I will miss seeing the sunset and the moon by your side >I will never forget our dates or songs our first kiss that was so special neither how beautiful you looked when the sun hit your face and your little eyes took on a honey color >i should have told you that I was going to be with you despite all your problems, that I was going to give you everything I could give you >and I was going to give it to you with all the love in the world. >but now you're gone and that's fine, I admire your courage and respect your decision >nothing ever lasts forever, because if things last forever, nothing would have value >I have no choice but to remember this time with care and love > and wish you the best, because you deserve it Isis > only I don't want you to forget about me, okay? > Good luck in everything My skinny precious girl, >loves you very much >-goldilocks >*note: please take care of Genesis:( I AM SO heartbroken/B/ros, she broke up with me because she was not feeling well with everything going on in her life, and did'nt wanted to give me a half hearted relationship, Still i'm f------ heartbroken Everything sucks /b/ros Note:Génesis is a plant i gave to her as a gift

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Anonymous 08/16/15(Sun)14:46:02 No.306649747 >>306650219 >>306648536 >I was only 9 years old >I loved Todd Howard so much, I had all the merchandise and games >I pray to Todd Howard every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Todd is love" I say; "Todd is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bethesda >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Todd >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Have you preordered Fallout 4 yet?" >He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Todd >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Todd >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Todd >He Screams in a girly shriek as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says "It just works." >Todd leaves through my window >Todd is love. Todd is life.

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