0.5x A Presses / But First We Need to Talk About Parallel Universes - sex vs Super Mario 64

The claim that "anybody can enjoy SM64" is wrong.

The Amish, Primitivists, Dead people, comatose people, people who are simultaneously blind and deaf, my dogs and Jack Thompson cannot enjoy SM64.

Also:

• >Sex
• >No dinosaurs.

Clearly you're not an automobile.