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File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) E Kiume Anonymous 08/24/20(Sun)02:21:37 No.82443929 [Reply] >Be me >19 year old newfag >Be mega-coomer >Years of fapping have completely desensitized me to p--- as a whole >Been fapping almost daily since I was 7, before i could even c-- (would orgasm but nothing would come out) >As a result ive been progessively getting into weirder and weirder s--- just to attain a boner >Be into watersports (piss fetish) >Be January, before shitdemic >Have online gf that I've been regularly texting/video calling since I was 17 >She knows about my fetish >Asks if I would drink her piss if she sent it to me >"Hell yeah I would" >Says she'll piss a few times in a bottle till its full, I agree to record myself chugging it >Few weeks later >Its finally here (literally feels like christmas morning) >Open box and sure enough, there's a full two liter bottle of golden nectar all for me >Open cap and smell it, get a raging hard-on from the smell of my gf's peepee >I set up my camera and chug that s---, send it to her >20m later I get a response >She send me one of those s----- laughing while crying emojis and tells me to call her >"Omg I can't believe you actually drank it hahahahahaha" >...what do you mean? >Hear voice of a balding middle-aged man laughing like a f------ hyena (its her dad) >"You really drank all of my piss son?" >They both are laughing hysterically >I hang up >fuckmylife.jpg >She later sends me a pic of her dad's passenger seat (hes a truck driver) >Its littered with 2 liters full of old piss >"That was my dad's piss Anon Imao" I've held a hateful grudge against her ever since she did this. Should I just break up with her /b/?

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File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) E Kiume Anonymous 08/24/20(Sun)02:21:37 No.82443929 [Reply] >Be me >19 year old newfag >Be mega-coomer >Years of fapping have completely desensitized me to p--- as a whole >Been fapping almost daily since I was 7, before i could even c-- (would orgasm but nothing would come out) >As a result ive been progessively getting into weirder and weirder s--- just to attain a boner >Be into watersports (piss fetish) >Be January, before shitdemic >Have online gf that I've been regularly texting/video calling since I was 17 >She knows about my fetish >Asks if I would drink her piss if she sent it to me >"Hell yeah I would" >Says she'll piss a few times in a bottle till its full, I agree to record myself chugging it >Few weeks later >Its finally here (literally feels like christmas morning) >Open box and sure enough, there's a full two liter bottle of golden nectar all for me >Open cap and smell it, get a raging hard-on from the smell of my gf's peepee >I set up my camera and chug that s---, send it to her >20m later I get a response >She send me one of those s----- laughing while crying emojis and tells me to call her >"Omg I can't believe you actually drank it hahahahahaha" >...what do you mean? >Hear voice of a balding middle-aged man laughing like a f------ hyena (its her dad) >"You really drank all of my piss son?" >They both are laughing hysterically >I hang up >fuckmylife.jpg >She later sends me a pic of her dad's passenger seat (hes a truck driver) >Its littered with 2 liters full of old piss >"That was my dad's piss Anon Imao" I've held a hateful grudge against her ever since she did this. Should I just break up with her /b/?

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