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Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anon isn’t excited for GTA 6 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 384 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)13:12:24 No.72582534 GTA 6 is going to be a cucked woke game. There is a female protagonist. Females do not commit violent crimes. this is going to look very forced and unrealistic

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A narcotics bust and electrical repair by Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 45657137 155,5 kB PNG 1 perccel ezelőtt ... Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience.

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Anon asks a question about a character in Hogwarts Legacy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous file.png 334 KB PNG What does Professor Garlick smell like? Anonymous >Garlick It's in the name retard 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:03 No.630078297 >>630078882 # 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:53 No.630078346

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Anon wants the end to come | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C'mon, do something... 48 KB JPG doomer. Fml 03/15/23(Wed)13:45:18 No.72582931 >Be NEET kissless beta f-- >No friends, no prospects. >The few people I know are getting married and starting families. >Entertainment and media is mediocre at best. >Be depressed black-pilled Wouldnt mind being nuked if it means I dont have to live in this dystopia anymore. C'mon I just want to be a shadow literally burnt permanently into the sidewalk.

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anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Get horny >Fap >Nut 03/15/23 (Wed)13:14:41 No.895940962 >"This is disgusting I will never do this again" >Repeat How do I stop this?? >>895941090 # 03/15/23 (Wed)13:18:07 No.895941090 : Anonymous >>895940962 # Fap in front of a full length mirror.

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anon says his last words | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG Any last words anon? 32 Replies / 1 Image 03/15/23(Wed)12:46:43 No.895939965 : Anonymous >>895939965 (OP) # N----- N----- NI View Thread 03/15/23(Wed)13:29:32 No.895941517

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Anon is a black troon | /r/Greentext

DF0403A7-7948-4220-AEA1-D87B14660D3B.jpg 104 KB JPG Being a black mtf must truly be life on extreme nightmare mode, >already deal with all the s--- that comes with t----- >racism from right wingers >racism from other trans people >highest chance of being murdered out of almost any minority

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:26:22 No.895936885 no, f-----. god is not real. heaven and hell are not real. reincarnation is not real. sin is not real. souls are not real. it's all a f------ coping mechanism. the things i just mentioned are not real, tangible things that exist outside of the pure concept of them. drop the b------- and get back to reality. 2 Replies / 1 Image 29 KB JPG Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:59:28 No.895938238 >>895936885 True. But normies apparently go mad when they stare into the void that is naked reality. That's why they need the coping mechanisms. Anonymous View Thread KUNGON JESUS SAYS 37 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)12:04:17 No.895938441 True strength isn't escapism in the face of meaninglessness. True strength is punching nihilism in the face and using the chance to define your own meaning, to believe in oneself and in our species' ability to rise above and carve a path where none exists. Anyone who needs Belief because he can't deal with uncertainty is a weak-minded f-----.

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Anon discovers that good hygiene may be (presumably) (possibly) (unconfirmed) good for you | /r/Greentext

124 KB PNG >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k?

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Anon tells his no-fap success story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 338 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)12:32:02 No.72582168 >been on nofap for almost 2 months >for some reason dream about sucking a guys d--- >w-- >wake up with boxers absolutely wet and sticky with c-- i don't know what i learned from this 03/15/23(Wed)12:39:02 No.72582211 : Anonymous >>72582168 (OP) # This is why I fap so I don't become a h--- nocturnally like you just did.

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Anon explains African history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)19:41:18 No.895912153 REE EEE 1523141067535.gif 79 KB GIF Africa in the late 20th century: >General N'boke Goatmother staged a coup and stormed the capitol with 2000 of his most loyal supporters. Over 100 soldiers were killed and wounded and 10 million people died in the ensuing famine.

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Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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