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Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much

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Anonymous 384 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)13:12:24 No.72582534 GTA 6 is going to be a cucked woke game. There is a female protagonist. Females do not commit violent crimes. this is going to look very forced and unrealistic

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A narcotics bust and electrical repair by Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 45657137 155,5 kB PNG 1 perccel ezelőtt ... Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience.

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: Anonymous file.png 334 KB PNG What does Professor Garlick smell like? Anonymous >Garlick It's in the name retard 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:03 No.630078297 >>630078882 # 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:53 No.630078346

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Anon wants the end to come | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C'mon, do something... 48 KB JPG doomer. Fml 03/15/23(Wed)13:45:18 No.72582931 >Be NEET kissless beta f-- >No friends, no prospects. >The few people I know are getting married and starting families. >Entertainment and media is mediocre at best. >Be depressed black-pilled Wouldnt mind being nuked if it means I dont have to live in this dystopia anymore. C'mon I just want to be a shadow literally burnt permanently into the sidewalk.

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anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Get horny >Fap >Nut 03/15/23 (Wed)13:14:41 No.895940962 >"This is disgusting I will never do this again" >Repeat How do I stop this?? >>895941090 # 03/15/23 (Wed)13:18:07 No.895941090 : Anonymous >>895940962 # Fap in front of a full length mirror.

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anon says his last words | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG Any last words anon? 32 Replies / 1 Image 03/15/23(Wed)12:46:43 No.895939965 : Anonymous >>895939965 (OP) # N----- N----- NI View Thread 03/15/23(Wed)13:29:32 No.895941517

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Anon is a black troon | /r/Greentext

DF0403A7-7948-4220-AEA1-D87B14660D3B.jpg 104 KB JPG Being a black mtf must truly be life on extreme nightmare mode, >already deal with all the s--- that comes with t----- >racism from right wingers >racism from other trans people >highest chance of being murdered out of almost any minority

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:26:22 No.895936885 no, f-----. god is not real. heaven and hell are not real. reincarnation is not real. sin is not real. souls are not real. it's all a f------ coping mechanism. the things i just mentioned are not real, tangible things that exist outside of the pure concept of them. drop the b------- and get back to reality. 2 Replies / 1 Image 29 KB JPG Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:59:28 No.895938238 >>895936885 True. But normies apparently go mad when they stare into the void that is naked reality. That's why they need the coping mechanisms. Anonymous View Thread KUNGON JESUS SAYS 37 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)12:04:17 No.895938441 True strength isn't escapism in the face of meaninglessness. True strength is punching nihilism in the face and using the chance to define your own meaning, to believe in oneself and in our species' ability to rise above and carve a path where none exists. Anyone who needs Belief because he can't deal with uncertainty is a weak-minded f-----.

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Anon discovers that good hygiene may be (presumably) (possibly) (unconfirmed) good for you | /r/Greentext

124 KB PNG >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k?

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Anon tells his no-fap success story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 338 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)12:32:02 No.72582168 >been on nofap for almost 2 months >for some reason dream about sucking a guys d--- >w-- >wake up with boxers absolutely wet and sticky with c-- i don't know what i learned from this 03/15/23(Wed)12:39:02 No.72582211 : Anonymous >>72582168 (OP) # This is why I fap so I don't become a h--- nocturnally like you just did.

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Anon explains African history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)19:41:18 No.895912153 REE EEE 1523141067535.gif 79 KB GIF Africa in the late 20th century: >General N'boke Goatmother staged a coup and stormed the capitol with 2000 of his most loyal supporters. Over 100 soldiers were killed and wounded and 10 million people died in the ensuing famine.

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Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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