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![O school Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)11:32:30 No.72718208 [Reply] ► >>72718558 School Stories Thread,I went to a pretty s--- school, so alot of stories. K-12 so I was with the same people. Gonna bounce around, these arent gonna be in order. >Be me, about 17 at the time. >School had a bad geese problem, almost everywhere on the lawn had s--- on it >Before you ask, there was more than once it was human. >Sitting with a friend of mine, Fredrick. Tard, but good kid. >Overhear some girl talking to her friend about how she would suck a dude off to get rid of the geese. >Nudge Fredrick and tell him. >I see an idea come over his face, and he hauls ass somewhere >Think hes gonna take a s---, and I just pull my phone out of my bag and d--- around. >Bell rings, and we have to go inside >Like 20 minutes later, in the computer lab. >hear screaming outside, Go outside to check on it. >F------ Fredrick killed a geese, brought it the half mile back to the front of the school, and is swinging it like a lasso screaming "I AM AN APLHA MALE" at the top of his lungs >This was 2020, so every man wanted to be an "Alpha Male" >My sides are in orbit, secretary is screaming. >I dont remember exactly what happened, but because of some random law, It was "Self Defense". >mfw day later Fredrick comes back to school like nothing happened.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/558/416/d58.png "anon is a bad friend | /r/Greentext")
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