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Anonymous 10 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)17:32:39 No.896554051 >be 6'2" white male so never any issues with dating >4 years ago >go on 2744847467th date or some >actually fall in love after 1st date >oh s--- oh f--- oh s--- oh f--- >go on 2nd date >be nervous and blow it >she texts me after and ends things >now, 4 years later >married with a lovely wife >still think about the feeling that one tinder girl gave me Why the f--- has she had such a long lasting effect on me that I'm still thinking about her after 2 dates 4 years ago?! Why didn't she want me man. PS I do love my wife and feel s----- that I sometimes think of this other woman sometimes. But I cannot help it. I wonder what life would be like if she didn't reject me.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: babyplates.jpg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 > cause theyre fine quality plates > they're really great plates > pic related its the plates No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?! ^_^" > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho

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a truly wonderful place | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous get me out of here 13 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)17:56:53 No.896555070 >be me >lost in italy >don't worry, all roads lead to rome, so surely I'll end up there if i continue walking down this path >end up in bucharest w-- romania

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femanon wants to seduce a married mexican man | /r/Greentext

File: 08A30921-FE99-46FB-AFE9-B(...).jpg (159 KB, 1242x698) How do I seduce a married Mexican man? Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:13:20 No.28622724 [Reply] >>28622813 >>28622743 >>28622745 Okay someone please help me. I'm in love with a trad Mexican man who is unhappily married to a Latina bitch (literally he is the hardest working person I've ever met and all she does is criticize him). It's been almost two years and way past the point of infatuation. Please help me. I think he loves me too, but would never leave his s----- situation because of conservative Mexican trad values. Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:16:16 No.28622736 >>28622756 >>28622778 Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:17:55 No.28622743 >>28622724 (OP) Don't. Just don't. Don't be a homewrecker. You are going to burn a shitton of social standing with everyone in your life, and your prize will be a man that will bail on you for some cuter girl once you don't do it for him anymore. Just move to San Antonio and find some other good looking catholic b-----, hey're seriously not that hard to find >>28622778 Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)12:19:08 No.28622745 >>28622778 >>28622724 (OP) >married Mexican man Could you possibly aim lower? Maybe try for a Pakistani p--------?

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The juice is loose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I am the weapon 449 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)15:01:41 No.57625435 >stock piling firearms and ammunition >Blasting the following >400mgs test e E3D >200mg tren e/EOD >50mg Superdrol /ED >3IU HGH /EOD >Girlfriend broke up with me months ago >Job : Lost > Home : 90s 4runner >Snorting ketamine and cocaine >Destroying chipotle as my daily diet >Go out on dates with women out of my league by pretending I have money >Pound passable trannies if they don't give it up same day I have ascended from mere mortals and becoming a biological hormonal weapon

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Anon in the bathroom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Me in the bathroom 13 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)00:08:33 No.896517916 >Be me >Be in bathroom >See man >See him pissing >Idea.jpg >Touch his penis >"That feel good?" >He looks disgusted and attempts to pull up his pants >"Shhh" I tell him "it will be done soon" >I slowly start grinding my hand up his c--- >Not long later he c--- a huge sticky c------ >Success.png

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Anon attends a barbeque | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 03/25/23(Sat) 23:30:05 No.72711372 >be me >today was a weird day >my boomer dad was having this bbq with his freemasons friends >it was fun at first >but then it went on, and on, and.... ON. >mf went from 12:00 am to literally 12:00 pm with these people >it was fun at first but then I got tired, and eventually annoyed at these people >not at "them" but at the fact I just couldn't have some free time at a saturday >eventually just slip away and go to my PC >play a bit >browse internet >eventually remember of this new things of chat Al >its fun, talk until I get capped >go to youtube, youtube recommends some mental stuff s--- >panic attack >make this s--- gt lol Is this where boomer spend all their energy in? In Saturday BBQs?

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Anon cannot afford 50 cents | /r/Greentext

225 KB PNG >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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Mfw when anon bonds with his dad over greentexts | /r/Greentext

> be me > having breakfast with dad > he's looking at something on his phone > "hey anon, whats 'MFW'?" > tell him 206 KB PNG > ask him where he heard that > "oh, i'm just looking at this image on r/greentext" > bond with dad over greentexts > i love you dad feels good man

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forgot to rinse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 2 Replies 06/25/21(Fri)00:52:39 No.857587849 >mom: why does the shampoo bottle smell like eggs and chlorine? View Thread

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Anon's Life Is Over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My 43 yo mom is suddenly pregn(...) 54 KB GIF 03/25/23(Sat) 20:58:45 No.72710661 >My mom asked me I was ok if she gave birth to a new brother Context: My pops divorced when I turned 18. I've lived with my mom ever since (Im 20) >Mfw when >No more tendies >No more neetdom >I'll actually have to be my brother's father figure >I'll need to get in the working force >My brother will be a bastard child It is over anons, right?

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Anon hates mayonnaise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HELLMANG 84 KB JPG SAMANT 03/10/23(Fri)15:18:29 No.19032650 >bland >unhealthy and mass produced product made of seed oil >even the "healthier" home made version is practically seed oil thickened >ruins sandwich with blandness >stinks >looks repulsive Seriously f--- mayonnaise

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Anon never got a choir gram | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ITT: s--- memories 516 KB JPG 03/25/23(Sat)21:04:50 No.72707595 i was just struck with a s--- memory. myself. >highschool had a valentines tradition of "choir-grams" >students could pay for a choir- gram to be delivered to another on valentines >the choir students would then burst open the door in the middle of class, shout "CHOIR-GRAAAM", bring the recipient to the front of the room and serenade them with one of a selection of songs. afterwards they give them a note and usually a flower or something like that >most kids got at least one from either a significant other, someone confessing their love, an anonymous secret admirer, or even just their friends >well liked teachers would get them too >popular guys would always make a big show of being annoyed at how many choir-grams they's recieved and how they had to carry around so many flowers. >they'd loudly discuss with eachother how many they got and made bets as to who would have the most by the end of the day >because there were only seven periods in the day they frequently had multiple songs sung to them in the same class >i of course never recieved even one and quickly learned to stop hoping or even turning my head when the door opened >one year i come home and mom asks me if i got a choir-gram >no >she's mad. tells me she bought one to be given to me anonymously i'm so glad that didn't go through. i wouldn't have been able to bear the disapointment if i ever learned that me secret admirer was just my mom feeling sorry for me. they shouldn't have taken her money but maybe she was being pushy. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)17:32:39 No.896554051 >be 6'2" white male so never any issues with dating >4 years ago >go on 2744847467th date or some >actually fall in love after 1st date >oh s--- oh f--- oh s--- oh f--- >go on 2nd date >be nervous and blow it >she texts me after and ends things >now, 4 years later >married with a lovely wife >still think about the feeling that one tinder girl gave me Why the f--- has she had such a long lasting effect on me that I'm still thinking about her after 2 dates 4 years ago?! Why didn't she want me man. PS I do love my wife and feel s----- that I sometimes think of this other woman sometimes. But I cannot help it. I wonder what life would be like if she didn't reject me.

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