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File: 1353785650715.png-(1002 KB, 1366x768, t6g7b.png) Anonymous (ID: Fvt2mZtu) 11/24/12(Sat) 14:34:10 No.439153970 Replies: >>439154324 >>439154395 ok /b/ I got a story for yous. happened yesterday. >but he says somethings lol your d--- is tiny >is this n---- for real it's bigger than yours f----- >parents go to store >didn't say how long they are gone for >i don't care timetofap.jpg >go on omegle >headphones in, time to do this >start jacking off looking for girls >they all disconnect, this goes on for like an hour >another dude jacking off comes on >about to click disconnect >start going faster to make my d--- harder and therefore bigger see mines bigger f----- >he's doing the same thing i can tell >all of sudden hear a scream >look behind me, mother there speechless ohfuckno >put my pants on so quick >don't know what to say just looking straight into my mom's eyes speechless >dad comes in, his face turns to horror WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING! >mom dad i'm sorry GO THE F--- UPSTAIRS >go to turn off the computer so i can run >turn around, this f----- is still there jacking off mfw

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

Anonymous (ID: y8De0+0A 02/03/18 (Sat)20:54:28 No.7275061 >dad buys 2015 Diesel Dodge Ram >6 months later says "I think I'm gonna buy a new truck" >whatthefuck.jpeg 128 KB JPG >"why you just got a new one" >"I'm gonna buy a 2016. Those diesel Engines last forever" >"then why don't you make your 2015 last forever" >says I don't understand vehicles >tfw he's over $70,000 in debt and doesn't understand why Is my dad retarded?

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26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 10 TetraMin 68 KB JPG Anonymous >be me >fish ><> : Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread Agreed here ya go bud keep on rocking View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908 02/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.848125078

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: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)09:04:21 No.28673243 I got a run in with a possible dream demoness too. >be me >about 10 >wake up in bed, middle of the night >room is brightly lit while it should've been pitch black (my mom works nights, I sleep in her bed) >there's a pretty lady in a red dress in the foot of the bed >asks me to sit beside her >i am compelled to do it >she shows me how to sex, i finally learn that the belly button is not a sex organ >teaches me how to rub my pee pee >at the end she puts the red dress on me >i go and pleasure myself in bed >i realize i'm in her body now >orgasm and wakeup >start crossdressing the very next week That f----- me up from a very early age.

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Anon takes fourchan’s advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A LUMIBLY FORE 03/27/23 (Mon)10:37:00 No.896586420 193 KB JPG >lonely, no friends >vent on fourchan >fourchan: "do the things your enjoy anon, don't worry about having friends, once you start doing things you like, you will get friends and will be happy regardless" >ok thank fourchan I will go to museum nearby >go to purchase ticket: one ticket for the guided tour please >attendant: "one ticket? Haha we never get solos haha welcome" >look around and realize it's all families and couples in the tour and I'm the only lonely loser >spend the whole trip feeling awkward Didn't even enjoy the tour because I was self conscious the whole time. I definitely need to figure out how to get friends /b/ your previous advice was s---

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03/26/23(Sun)19:57:28 No.34403640 : Anonymous >walk with big, heavy loud steps >Whenever you come across a tunnel occupant yell at them 'what are you looking at?' 'you wanna start?' 'you talking to me?' etc >This is so they know you are not scared >If attacked scream 'I have autism and I'm from Australia!' Stick to your YouTube videos and stay the f--- out of there

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Anonymous 9 minutes ago >be me >at work 788931223 >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am

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File: 8eb[1].jpg (40 KB, 657x527) ABSEL GEL DISUGSTIGN O Anonymous (ID: 7YFnDapt) | 03/27/23(Mon)14:42:09 No.421200957 ► >>421201052 >>421201112 >>421201177 >>421201181 >>421201280 >>421201353 >>421201782 >>421201820 >>421201913 >>421201955 >>421202000 >>421202153 >>421202268 >>421202284 >>421202382 >>421203528 >live in commie block, can hear everything through walls >lie in the bed >hear milf neighbour moaning >is she having segz? >diamonds.exe >fap furiously to her moans >c-- buckets >today parents tell me that she died to stroke >mfw I fapped to her agony it's political because she was vaxxed

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The logic of it all. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #

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: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)13:57:04 No.72627450 Does having your d--- sucked count as losing your virginity?

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Anon.. has a hiccup fetish? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)12:00:09 No.72724454 a plankton in fedora crying.PNG 1668977161668.jpg 10 KB JPG >suffer from hiccup fetish >try nofap >not even looking at my weird p--- folder >making decent progress >suddenly, women just start hiccuping in public I am being conspired against

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Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:36:25 No.30246753 The t-----'s ability to walk between two worlds like this has always fascinated me. It's very liminal, very luciferian. No wonder you girls were temple priestesses in previous lives. If you were able exist in both the male and female worlds it would make sense that you might also be able to communicate between the dead and the living, or between mortals and gods. The t----- in this sense is an oracular conduit. >>30246819 # >>30246823 # >>30246839 # Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:42:12 No.30246819 >>30246753 # Based and same. Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:43:38 No.30246839 >>30246753 # Meds

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: Anonymous 3 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)22:41:42 >eat a few handfuls of milk duds over the course of a few days >go for a walk and stomach begins to hurt >take s--- the next day No.72723406 >feel 3 s---- exit my anus but don't hear them plop >look down >3 s--- balls suspended from my anus by a caramel-like s--- rope >have to grab it with some toilet paper and remove it from my ass has this happened to anyone else or do i just have an extremely f----- digestive system?

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File: 1353785650715.png-(1002 KB, 1366x768, t6g7b.png) Anonymous (ID: Fvt2mZtu) 11/24/12(Sat) 14:34:10 No.439153970 Replies: >>439154324 >>439154395 ok /b/ I got a story for yous. happened yesterday. >but he says somethings lol your d--- is tiny >is this n---- for real it's bigger than yours f----- >parents go to store >didn't say how long they are gone for >i don't care timetofap.jpg >go on omegle >headphones in, time to do this >start jacking off looking for girls >they all disconnect, this goes on for like an hour >another dude jacking off comes on >about to click disconnect >start going faster to make my d--- harder and therefore bigger see mines bigger f----- >he's doing the same thing i can tell >all of sudden hear a scream >look behind me, mother there speechless ohfuckno >put my pants on so quick >don't know what to say just looking straight into my mom's eyes speechless >dad comes in, his face turns to horror WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING! >mom dad i'm sorry GO THE F--- UPSTAIRS >go to turn off the computer so i can run >turn around, this f----- is still there jacking off mfw

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