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Anonymous countryside living 187 KB JPG 04/05/23(Wed)10:24:55 No.72833936 >be me >living in countryside >my buddy tells me one man needs help with movinga firewood >its alot but it pays well >sure why not i wana do me some manual a labor >get to there in 8am >we get breakfast and glass wine from him him >work till lunch >my friend and i talk the entire time about everyand any subject >lunch time >soup made from meat of his chickens and after that some potatos and pork he bought from someone else in village >back to work >finish moving all wood by 7 pm >old man invitesus into his basement >its full of various bottles he collected in last 20 years >he pays both of us and its alot >we sit eat, drink and talk for another two and half hours >thanks us the end Says he will call us again if there is more work and we go home God i love living in countryside

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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/tv/182585037/ /tv/182585037 Anonymous 1 hour ago 11 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago >>182585037 (OP) I've been saying this for years. 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 hour ago >>182585091 do not reply to itoddler threads 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 hour ago >>182585037 (OP) I love Twin Peaks hoooWOOOH hoooh hoooh hoooh Anonymous 1 hour ago >>182585037 (OP) I look like this and say this Anonymous 59 minutes ago 1 REPLY >>182585037 (OP) >it's 5 am again C: 182585037 182585091 182585107 182585136 182585170 182585216 ... ...

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: Anonymous 251 KB JPG 04/05/23 (Wed)10:01:17 No.72832066 >last night >have a horrible nightmare where I get fired from the job I've been working at for 5 years >wake up in a cold sweat and panting >Leave for work like 45 minutes early because I can't think of anything else or relax >feel incredibly tense the enitre day >have multiple borderline panic attacks >2 hours before the end of shift >start to feel a bit relieved >get a text from boss >anon come to my office please >thisisit.png >heart starts to pound uncontrollably >feel nauseous as f--- >walk into bosses office >"Hey anon close the door" >no reason for him to ask that >realize I'm f----- >close the door >"anon i-" >projectile vomit all over the carpeted floor of his office >his jaw hits the floor >turns out his kids birthday was in two weeks and he wanted to get into warhammer >he just assumed I was into tabletop because I was such a socially ineptit retard >try my best to explain but just end up awkwardly trying to clean it up with a paper towel while I mumble like an autist >end up being sent home for the day >I'm now even more terrified that I'm going to be fired

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Anon has a question for women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 264 KB PNG 04/04/23(Tue)13:29:29 No.72825299 >"WHY ARE MEN SO SEX OBSESSED!? WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS!" Why don't you try to just be friends with attractive men? Why do you always try to pursue sex or a relationship.

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Anon gets into politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 137 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)14:33:55 No.28683638 >started hanging around the 1%, political society >started making a name for myself as a successful and charismatic guy >started to appear on tv and have a small "cult following" >started trying to get into politics, since i will only work for 4 more years and then i will be economically independent forever >get an offer from a political party that I deeply disagree with >"we need your skills to target the <25 yr old demographic" >in this position i will actively work against my ideals It's a matter of having no shame for 4 years and live like a king after or sticking to my ideals and saying no. what should i do? I am financially successful so making a million is doable in the next 15-25 years or i could take a shortcut and making it in 4

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Anon is a adderall junkie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Y دارت 260 KB PNG 04/04/23(Tue)07:19:17 No.7282074- >take adderall once every 3 days. >depression halfway gone >stay awake for 24 hours even though it's supposed to wear off after 5-6 hours >stay in bed sleeping all day on days off too depressed to do anything even browse 4chan What do? I don't wanna take jewpills anymore, but it's the only way I can be functional. Getting methamphetamine from psychiatrist next month, and I think that will destroy me, but I still want to try it. >don't worry glowniggers, it's completely legal.

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Anon leaves an impression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)06:26:41 No.20557848 ► >>>20558557 >4th grader >QT 3rd grader girl likes me >were in an aftercare program together >one day actually start like hanging around with her during aftercare >she brings me to this corner and says "I'm a cat" and licks me from like neck up >feelsgoodman.png >take it to the next level, next time we go outside she takes me under this little dinosaur and makes out with me >3rd grade girl knows what makin out is and, from memory, was good at it >a week later show each other genitals, fun stuff like that >almost every time we go outside we kiss under the dinosaur >one day after eating random crap grade aftercare food we go outside >school had one of those carousel type things, but it was a bowl shape >both sit in it and spin around >go under the dinosaur like ten later >it's like the beginning of summer and p hot >start kissing >stomach hurts >puke all over her, just once >she stares at me covered in moss brown puke all over her pink skirt/blouse >Idk what to do so I push her down in the little space we have and bail >my mom picks me up because she was here anyway so I'm able to exfil quickly >my last year at elementary was the next year and we just roasted each other after that, whatever >high school time >I'm a Greek/Swede playboy, she's a hispanic scene girl who changes hair colours more than she changes socks >find out she dates one of my beta friends in high school >friend tells me she has a weird fetish and likes being puked on >mfw

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Anon doesn’t want to see Mario | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 259 KB JPG Mario movie in the busiest movie theater on opening night. Wouldn't listen to my reasoning that is a terrible idea and women at movie theaters are already there with men or a friend group. >Well bro this is why you can't find anyone. I'm about to tell him to f--- off for good. 5 Replies / 2 Images >>72829747 # 04/04/23(Tue)19:56:36 No.72829440 : Anonymous >>72829440 (OP) # I mean, its better than doing nothing Anonymous I f------ hate normies. >Friend annoys the s--- of me about not having a girlfriend. >Explain to him I have a specific type of only wanting a nerdy girl with huge breasts. >His brilliant idea is to go see the CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING 49 KB JPG View Thread 04/04/23(Tue)20:07:12 No.72829552 04/04/23(Tue)20:11:47 No.72829604 >>72829440 (OP) # I have a specific type of only wanting a nerdy girl with huge breasts. based and hanekawapilled never settle also u should go to the movies with ur friends it will be fun

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Anon missed out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)13:33:48 No.72822270 >>72822309 >>72822754 >>72822816 >kissless virgin robot >think my whole life that women are shallow and hate them for that >join a dating app and get attention from a few girls >one of them lives in my city and asks me if she can be my healer in some online game >I ignore her because she's ugly I feel like a p------------ Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue) 13:36:36 No.72822292 You missed out on healslut roleplay in bed with your sweetheart gf.

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Anon wants to die | /r/Greentext

03/19/23(Sun)15:41:58 No.72628210 >the girl who is my pretty much my best friend, that I'm madly in love and I share a lot of common interest and great vibes with is currently getting creampied without birth control by her broke, stoner boyfriend What happens after you die? Does the pain finally end, or is it torment on the level that we will never be able to imagine? : Anonymous 139 KB JPG

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Anon gives some sensible advice | /r/Greentext

Some people waste years of their life chasing goals that they think will make them happy. >when I look like that, then I'll be happy >when I drive a car like that, then I'll be happy >when I live in a home like that, then I'll be happy >when I have a gf/bf like that, then I'll be happy The harsh truth is that by the time they reach these goals, they already have another goal in mind that they think will make them happy. Take my advice: Be happy now. Accept yourself exactly the way you are. Then, by the time you reach your goals, you would have been happy all along. Chances are that you'll be much more likely to actually reach these goals with the positive mindset that automatically comes with loving yourself.

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Anon is confused by drive throughs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STOP 86 KB PNG 04/04/23(Tue)13:29:16 No.897032722 >"please pull forward to the 2nd window" how the f--- am i supposed to know which window is window #1 and which is #2 and don't tell me "obviously window #2 is the second window you drive by" i ask why? and your answer is gonna be "because it's obvious" which isn't an explanation

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Anonymous countryside living 187 KB JPG 04/05/23(Wed)10:24:55 No.72833936 >be me >living in countryside >my buddy tells me one man needs help with movinga firewood >its alot but it pays well >sure why not i wana do me some manual a labor >get to there in 8am >we get breakfast and glass wine from him him >work till lunch >my friend and i talk the entire time about everyand any subject >lunch time >soup made from meat of his chickens and after that some potatos and pork he bought from someone else in village >back to work >finish moving all wood by 7 pm >old man invitesus into his basement >its full of various bottles he collected in last 20 years >he pays both of us and its alot >we sit eat, drink and talk for another two and half hours >thanks us the end Says he will call us again if there is more work and we go home God i love living in countryside

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