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: Anonymous 1.35 MB PNG 09/27/21 (Mon)21:03:45 No.65549016 >Read greentext about some fat retard the OP knew >Fat retard had a pet lizard >Fat retard abused lizard by making it obese >Have a pet lizard myself, so instantly feel bad for it >Cont. reading >Fat retard apparently killed lizard after stepping on it >Feel sad now >Tell lizard that I won't do that to him >Doesn't understand a word I say, but that doesn't bother me >Still love my little scaly retard RIP Lizard-fren

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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Bobo saves Anon's teacher | /r/Greentext

63.0 kB JPG Tard story time /b/: >Be 6 years old >Sitting in first grade >Pregnant teacher stands at front of class >First grade, so she announces to class that she's going to have a baby >All kids happy, she lets us come up to see ultrasound photos >Tard in class (no wrangler because "integrative" cuck programs at school) is next to her, named Bobby but insists on being called "Bobo" >Baby apparently kicks >Teacher goes "Ow! The baby kicked me!" >Bobo doesn't get it >Thinks baby is trying to hurt teacher >"NO KICKING BUBEH" >Punches teacher in belly with the force of a thousand coathangers >Teacher doubled over in pain >Crawls to phone, calls principal >Emergency wranglers (they were only there for situations like this, s--- school) rush in, take Bobo out >badbubeh.exe >Teacher is helped out of classroom, leaves for the day >Is gone for several weeks >Turns out she had a miscarriage thanks to Bobo I found that out years later. School brought in 5 wranglers next year, Bobo never left tard pen.

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Anon tackles a epidemic by shaming others | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 63 KB PNG 04/07/23(Fri)13:38:06 No.72857909 >be me >ugly and autistic like most of you >tell girls I know that they are getting chubby and that I find this attractive >becaude they don't want a guy like me around them, they stop eating like pigs and lose weight >little by little, women in my social circle are becoming more and more slim, healthy and beautiful Ill never get p---- anyway, might as well be useful to society and tackle epidemic obesity so you guys can get quality p---- later on

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Anon offers advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 04/07/23 (Fri)08:07:11 No.72879678 >Please, for the love of God, >Please learn how to talk to girls while you're still in school >This is more important than you realize

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Flumaxxing by licking toilet seats | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 29 KB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)06:01:11 No.70122209 ? >get sick >drop 4 pounds in two days >recover >bench, squat, and ohp stay the same how do I flumaxx bros? : Anonymous >>70122209 (OP) # Lick toilet seats. I do it sometimes and it's one of my best cutting tools. You get sick so often it's great 03/01/23(Wed)06:12:52 No.70122302

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Anon tells a riddle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Lu 47 KB JPG 04/07/23(Fri)08:20:12 No.897175967 Riddle me this 4chan >Who makes up sixteenth of double, >Yet causes half the trouble?

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The duality of (M)Anon | /r/Greentext

File: image 2023-04-05_172105738.png (199 KB, 454x488) no means yes name for this feel? Anonymous 04/05/23(Wed)20:23:11 No.28693038 >>28695396 >>28695690 >>28696246 >>28696281 >>28697851 >>28697878 >>28697934 keep trying >>28693145 >>28693154 >>28693211 >>28693251 >>28693285 >>28693296 >>28693508 >>28695053 >>28695156 >>28695208 >admit to close female friend I developed feelings for her >she gives the whole "it's so brave of you to share your feelings" yadda yadda rejection, she's trying to make things work with formerly unfaithful ex-bf because she still has feelings for him >says she really enjoys spending time together platonically but asks if I feel like I need to spend time away from her >not a p---- about rejection so say no, I'm fine carrying on >feel immensely better about being upfront with my feelings >continue to spend time with her, not awkward at all, just like things always have been Anonymous 04/05/23(Wed)20:28:30 No.28693075 >>28693088 I'm now at this incredibly weird point where I've accepted we're not going to be in a relationship and I genuinely enjoy her company and friendship, but at the same time my feelings for her haven't gone away. can any anons relate? Anonymous 04/05/23(Wed)20:26:48 No.28693060 be careful with your heart, anon, this is a good way to get yourself hurt over and over

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Anon shoots the hostages | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Lynch_mug.png (187 KB, 353x333) >hostages start waking up >ohshit.jpg O snap out of it Anonymous 04/06/23(Thu)20:08:57 No.897133158 ► >be me >in prison on death row >get broken out by criminal gang >assigned to be a watchdog for some guy named Adam >start working with this guy >he's a prick, but I know the payout is worth it >our first job together is a bank >no clue how to rob a bank >Just follow everything he says >we put fentanyl gas in the vents knocking out the hostages in the lobby >rapel down into the loading bay >make our way toward the safe >He tells me to go up to the lobby to secure the hostages >go up to lobby >start shooting them >Adam comes back up "Snap out of it!" >thinks I'm the bad guy for thinking on my feet >on the ride back he reveals he only got half the money he was supposed to >we have to fly to Japan to get the rest >pic related

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The Cantaloupe seeds if anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG 04/07/23(Fri)11:10:35 No.72857105 > be me > 15 years old > lately been super horny > but Im a fat virgin at the time > tired to masturbate > wants to simulate a vagina > I have a plan > gonna male a Hole in some type of juicy fruit to f--- > go downstairs > only have cantaloupe melon > I take it and head to my room > I cut a hole into this bad boy > after f------ the melon for a few min I e-------- some semen > feelsgoodman > I clean up and go downstairs > I throw the melon in the trash and go about my day One day later > my mother has some visitors > ANON COME DOWNSTAIRS AND GREET OUR GUESTS > ok mom > I go downstairs > I see my mother, sister and our guest eat the melon > Anon I found this in the trash. It was fine so I cut it in pieces. You want some > Ehm no thanks mom > mfw i impregnated my whole family and my guest > see you later virgins

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Anon's uncle sneaks into a children's facility | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Alright. I'll tell a story my uncle told me that his coworker told him. (I know, I know). >My uncle works at a national lab >Contracting, so he's not exactly employed by the government 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:10:34 No.34437610 >Uncle's coworker and his superior decide to go to some old part of the site one day >They find one old shack >That's it, one old small building >They go inside >It's an elevator >Stranger Things.jpg >It's one long hallway with a turn at the end >In my uncle's words "you know the letter 'T'?" >This hallways got hospital style wallpaper >Like, children's hospital style wallpaper >My uncle's coworker and his superior begin walking down the hallway >When they get to the turn, it get's worse >Hospital rooms >With hospital beds >Sized for children >As they get to the end the rooms get worse >Cages >There are cages in the abandoned underground children's hospital I don't know what the government was doing, but I absolutely believe my uncle (and his coworker) that they were doing it. >>34437624 # >>34438164 # >>34444594 #

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HIGH ON LIFE, ANON! | /r/Greentext

104 KB PNG >turns green >mfw Anon is High! >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW

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Anon is a great manager | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hard working people 38 KB JPG 04/07/23(Fri)11:35:58 No.72857228 > be me > recently been promoted to manager > our team has worked hard last 3 Months > but we dont really get the appreciation we deserve > last month we worked in total of 800 hours extra > thats amazing > decide I shall give my coworker some much needed morale boost > I send a mail to my boss how incredible our team has been > mentioned a few names who worked extra hard > send.exe > I head off to Walmart and buy some beers and snacks > hand them out to my coworkers > enjoy it, you guys deserve it > the next day all my coworkers gets a personal mail by my boss saying what a good job they have done > everyone is happy and the work morale is all time high So little is needed to make people happy, this is the moments who drives me to become a good manager. Hope your boss treats you guys good

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Vive la révolution. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/2023 10:05:17 No. 97746189 1830 KB JPEG > Be Fr*nch > Be doing a test at school > Hear someone blasting "La Marseillaise" out the window > Im at the 2nd storey > w--.png > See some smoke and a brick flying > Vive la révolution.

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: Anonymous 1.35 MB PNG 09/27/21 (Mon)21:03:45 No.65549016 >Read greentext about some fat retard the OP knew >Fat retard had a pet lizard >Fat retard abused lizard by making it obese >Have a pet lizard myself, so instantly feel bad for it >Cont. reading >Fat retard apparently killed lizard after stepping on it >Feel sad now >Tell lizard that I won't do that to him >Doesn't understand a word I say, but that doesn't bother me >Still love my little scaly retard RIP Lizard-fren

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