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Anon comes out on top | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1436631335464.png (85 KB, 361x333) AKK * [wherever i am i must also shitpost] Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)05:29:23 No.20496177 ▸ who else /shitpostingenthusiast/ here? >got drunk yesterday >don't remember most of it >woke up with insane hangover >look at 11 hours of browser and event history >apparently I felt some waves of creativity >spammed /r9k/, /pol/, /x/ and /mu/ with idiotic comments >got in a huge inernet fight with some dude from baltic states while roleplaying as slav (I'm strayan) >used switzerland, turkish and russian proxies >have a dozen of pictures of unknown people saved on my hard drive >wrote long ass greentext story about tf no gf, butchered it in half and posted the wall of nonsense >created at least 16 threads, 9 of them in /r9k/. >one had 300+ replies, rest had 5-10 >"sang" a song for /mu/ >got globally m00ted for saying "ayy Imao" in /x/ magick b------- thread >made a screenshot of ban page and named it "proud.jpg" >even tried to c------- >again, don't remember almost anything of it >mfw I'm wereshitposter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/568/338/36d.png "Anon contributes | /r/Greentext")
![.Il T-Mobile 5:04 PM boards.4channel.org Board /k/ - Weapons File: opchan.jpg (541 KB, 652x924) @ 48% Settings Mobile Home The Future of Warfare Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)15:30:24 No.57799588 [Reply] >>57799831 >the year is 2026; China has invaded Taiwan; WW3 has begun >you check Twitter on your break at the drone jammer plant, trying to find real posts about the front among the swarms of astroturf bots shilling Elon Musk's new space elevator company >find a post from SSgt Tanesha Lopez, 82nd Airborne >check bio >"Black Hispanic, trans-ally, IRL justice warrior, Among Us 2 addict - we are ALL American <rainbowflag>" Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon)15:34:10 No.57799645 Are you OK? >look at post >she's standing on top of several dead Chinks with blood and flesh bits all over the pavement in the middle of an intersection in Seoul as giant LCD billboards around her, damaged by shrapnel, glitch out trying to play Samsung ads >her M7 is painted pink and her backback is covered in anime stickers and Among Us memes >beneath her IVAS googles her mouth is covered by a face mask with an ahegao mouth printed on it >the post reads "UwU I try my best but sumtimes chuds just make me so mad I can't deal wth it. Does this break opsec? Srry nt srry lul" >among the hordes of simps in the comments you find Cpt. DeQuan Johnson who says >"Yeah but so does me replyin Imao, also nice shooting, u go queen!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/568/311/66b.jpg "Modern Warfare | /r/Greentext")
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![□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/584/922/99b.png "Anon is jealous of the holy neckbeard | /r/Greentext")
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