Anonymous (ID: m2LeV/PO )= >>424043837 # 04/19/23(Wed)06:05:03 No.424044937 Yep. >Be me walking home >cut through the back parking lot of a shopping center to save time >lady in a little Mazda pick-up truck asks me how to find Sears >tell her it's a few miles away at the big mall >lady opens truck door and swings legs out >l notice hair under the pantyhose >Is that a tennis ball under her lime green skirt? >lady gets pretty demanding that I get into the truck so I can show her the way to Sears >I decline and keep walking >lady drives up to me again >more insistent demands >I feel freaked out because it's a big empty parking lot >I look around >see an apartment building across the street >Yell "HI MOM!" and start walking >pickup truck screeches tires and gets the f--- out of there >run three blocks as fast as I can all the way home

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infernal lust >Be me >Get addicted to anthropomorphic airplane p--- >Join Air Force for unrelated reasons. >Now having to work around aircraft that now make me uncontrollably aroused. >Struggle with it my first few years in. >Now I've partially managed it >Now manifests differently. >Now get uncontrollably angry when my planes break due to poor maintenance. >Other maintainers f--- up one of my jets components. >It's like having someone beat my wife >They're beating all of my wives >UnfathomableRage.jpeg >Manifests in me chewing out other airmen and NCOS about their poor quality workmanship >The f------ t---- are touching my plane inappropriately >Leadership just takes it as me being passionate about attention to detail and excellence in all I do. >Promoted, more responsibilities and have to do more f------ work on the flightline. >Oh god no. >Myfuckingdick.jpeg >One of the new refuellers comes through the base, needs repairs. >"Anon go unfuck the jet" >Get down to the apron. >It's beautiful. Shiny new paint, glistening leading edges, my god it even has electronic countermeasures. Even seeing the blueprints in the T.O. is like f------ playboy magazine for me. >Diamonds.jpeg >Literally tucking my boner into my waistband as I work on it. >Crewchief asks me why I keep running my hand across the airframe >"Just checking for uhh.... delamination" >Finish up, Jet flies away. >Feelsbadman.jpeg >Go stare at the transient fighters to make myself feel better. >Go home and jerk it to fat tittied planes to relieve the unprecedented amount of sexual tension of the day. >Literally unable to achieve arousal to 3D women >Thefleshisinferior.mp4 >I have to repeat this process everyday until the end of my contract in several years. >Behavioral health will probably use me as a case study or take away my security clearance if I tell them. >I f------ love planes

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$Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:31:21 No.73016752 [Reply] ► Tinder fail (?) I thought I should share with the Robots >Be me >Using this digital equivalent of a landfill hoping for the slightest offchance I may get some poon out of it >Match with a chick >"Probably a sex bot" >She messages first >"Definitely attempting to plug an Onlyfans or some s---" >Is actually a witty message, seems like a real person >We start texting on the app, almost immediately move to Snap >Seems to like my sense of humor >I think she's cute and funny >"Wow [Anon], I really struck out by finding a guy like you on this app!" >Ask for a date this upcoming Saturday but she says she'd rather FaceTime first just to get more of a feel for what I'm like before meeting up >Sounds reasonable.file >Shower, shave, everything for our FaceTime last night >Lasts only about forty minutes because it's apparently cut short by some RA business she has to tend to >For those unfamiliar with the term they're essentially older students who live in the dorm halls with younger students to supervise them >I stutter a little during the call which I'm sadly prone to but I think it goes rather well >Fast forward to this morning >She had sent me a text wall message at 3am >She said d that while we had bonded well over text, she didn't enjoy the FaceTime as much as she thought she would >Says I remind her of her brother >I repeat, THAT I REMIND HER OF HER F------ BROTHER >Would have been relatively easy to go on dates with her seeing as despite the fact we go to different unis our respective hometowns are barely 20 minutes away from each other Robots...what the f---? I'm not even all that upset, just a little numb with disappointment. I was handed the silver platter for a fraction of a second then had it swiped away mere seconds later. Does it get any better?$

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