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BLUE EYSTER BOLT AGENTS OF FORTUNE سان Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu) 13:13:39 No.897920072 >Have boomer neighbor that I sometimes give rides to >Always play Spotify when driving >One day notice him head bobbing to a classic rock song >Feels good man, he's jammin to my music >Next time I give him a ride I set Spotify to play just classic rock >He's head bobbing the whole ride >"Ah man, you have the best music." >Same good feels Finding a peaceful solution to the generational conflict one car ride at a time. >> Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu)13:17:08 No.897920191

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Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353

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Anonymous 35613985 JPG 7.3 kB 2 REPLIES Retarded brother? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 1 IMAGE REPLY

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: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 04/21/18(Sat) 20:07:02 No.44848808 >be me >have a "mommy" gf >waiting for therapist appointment >be with "mommy" >girl sits next to me >she genuinely looks like a prostitute >she starts to flirt with >"mommy" grabs me I can feel her breasts >she tells the slut to go away and says that I'm her cutie sweet heart I love having a mommy gf

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: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)16:59:50 No.897914993 I hate Reddit, but if I cared enough to use it I would post this to the /r/jokes subreddit: What do you call it when King Charles III flushes the toilet? A royal flush. : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # >f----- claims to hate reddit >posts the most reddit sounding joke like he's never ever been on the site Go back, f-----. 04/20/23(Thu)17:01:30 No.897915057 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # What was Queen Elizabeth's favorite type of bee? A QUEEEN bee, bahahahahahaha!! 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:09 No.897915151 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # so many medals and badges 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:29 No.897915162 >>897915328 # : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # That's a good one anon. I got 3 jokes you say in a row that will almost always make someone laugh. 04/20/23(Thu)17:06:50 No.897915241 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRH What's a pirates favorite food? ARRRRtichoke What is the pirates favorite letter? (this is when it gets good, they will immediately say R? but that's when you hit them with) Nay the C be the one for me.

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Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37F-A(..).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- >>60925869 F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >I try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own c--"

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Anonymous KOREA RULES 04/20/23(Thu)16:04:34 No.73026198 >be Korean >sit in subway >lock eyes with a white single mom with her baby >can see the lust in her eyes >she looks at her baby in disgust >I can see she wishes she gave birth to a half-Korean baby instead of the subhuman she has right 418 KB JPG now >we look at each other again >she whispers quietly "kill my baby and breed me" Why are white women like this? They hate their children and want to replace them with half-Korean kids. I noticed these same thing Latina and Black women too. Why are we so superior bros?

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: Anonymous Marie t'es dans la merde la 1 Marie Marie Marie.... 611 KB PNG 04/20/23(Thu)06:25:26 No.73024973 Being a blackbot ruins your dating prospects. Contrary to popular belief, your options are limited to: >single mom black chicks (mostly ugly) >cute but crazy young white girls who want you to behave like an abusive thug towards them >older white milfs who cant have kids anymore >weird cuckold couples >overly spicy and sassy Latinas

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Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:12:48 No.183234885 ► >>183234984>>183235181 >>183235229 >>183235895 >>183236866 >>183247912 >>183253267 >>183254081 File: 65367576f6.png (329 KB, 736x960) So if I'm getting this right >new black actor starts appearing in Hollywood movies >celebrated across the media as a new star who will provide some much-needed diversity >stars in superhero movies as a villain named Kang >there's a scene of him dressed as a Pharaoh >suddenly it's revealed he is a violent criminal who beats the s--- out of women and ritually abused people in college >has to be cancelled right after beginning his career This is like a story that someone would write to make black people look bad but it's actually real

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Anonymous (ID: kj0/QnWP When you find the designated s------- street runny.co 21 KB JPG 05/26/17 (Fri)03:38:45 No.127169489 >be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the s--- filled river >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call /scam center >"Hello this is pajeeet from scamsoft we need to protect your com-*click* >creepily hit on white women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice grown from s--- water from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw, pray to 5 armed lobster- woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth BUMP (ID: RzY+2Qpd >>127169489 (OP) # That's why smart people like me leave this s------- behind, here I come USA. 05/26/17 (Fri)03:41:00 No.127169633

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BLUE EYSTER BOLT AGENTS OF FORTUNE سان Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu) 13:13:39 No.897920072 >Have boomer neighbor that I sometimes give rides to >Always play Spotify when driving >One day notice him head bobbing to a classic rock song >Feels good man, he's jammin to my music >Next time I give him a ride I set Spotify to play just classic rock >He's head bobbing the whole ride >"Ah man, you have the best music." >Same good feels Finding a peaceful solution to the generational conflict one car ride at a time. >> Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu)13:17:08 No.897920191

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