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: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)16:59:50 No.897914993 I hate Reddit, but if I cared enough to use it I would post this to the /r/jokes subreddit: What do you call it when King Charles III flushes the toilet? A royal flush. : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # >f----- claims to hate reddit >posts the most reddit sounding joke like he's never ever been on the site Go back, f-----. 04/20/23(Thu)17:01:30 No.897915057 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # What was Queen Elizabeth's favorite type of bee? A QUEEEN bee, bahahahahahaha!! 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:09 No.897915151 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # so many medals and badges 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:29 No.897915162 >>897915328 # : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # That's a good one anon. I got 3 jokes you say in a row that will almost always make someone laugh. 04/20/23(Thu)17:06:50 No.897915241 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRH What's a pirates favorite food? ARRRRtichoke What is the pirates favorite letter? (this is when it gets good, they will immediately say R? but that's when you hit them with) Nay the C be the one for me.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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>be white british >talking to americans on voice chat for years 126 KB JPG >subconsciously start doing some hybrid american/british accent >its started coming out in real life >start saying "dude" and pronouncing other words in my hybrid british/american accent >go to the doctor for something unrelated >in passing conversation he asks me how long i have been in the country >w-- >tell him i was born here and have been here my whole life >he says he thought i was canadian because of my accent the internet has ruined me

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Anon provides comfort to a grieving family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37F-A(..).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- >>60925869 F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >I try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own c--"

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Anon tells it how it really is. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/20(Mon)15:59:11 No.508602648 38 KB JPG If trans women demand representation, it means women don't represent them. They don't even see themselves as women >>508603564 # >>508603848 # >>508603980 # >>508604082 # >>508604123 # >>508604141 # >>508604148 # >>508604187 # >>508604240 # >>508604265 # >>508604443 # >>508604450 # >>508604532 # >>508604637 # >>508604702 # >>508604805 # >>508604814 # >>508604820 # >>508604843 # >>508604875 # >>508604935 # >>508604981 # >>508604994 # >>508605167 # >>508605317 # >>508605414 # >>508605416 # >>508605429 # >>508605542 # >>508605645 # >>508605653 # >>508605683 # >>508605704 # >>508605767 # >>508605906 # >>508605923 # >>508605949 # >>508606020 # >>508606116 # >>508606203 # >>508606223 # >>508606232 # >>508606353 # >>508606475 # >>508606545 # >>508606558 # >>508606614 # >>508606650 # >>508606668 # >>508606771 # >>508606796 # >>508606891 # >>508606928 #

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Korean incel loses it completely (I hope this is bait bc holy fuck) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous KOREA RULES 04/20/23(Thu)16:04:34 No.73026198 >be Korean >sit in subway >lock eyes with a white single mom with her baby >can see the lust in her eyes >she looks at her baby in disgust >I can see she wishes she gave birth to a half-Korean baby instead of the subhuman she has right 418 KB JPG now >we look at each other again >she whispers quietly "kill my baby and breed me" Why are white women like this? They hate their children and want to replace them with half-Korean kids. I noticed these same thing Latina and Black women too. Why are we so superior bros?

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Anon experiences problems finding a decent femanon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Marie t'es dans la merde la 1 Marie Marie Marie.... 611 KB PNG 04/20/23(Thu)06:25:26 No.73024973 Being a blackbot ruins your dating prospects. Contrary to popular belief, your options are limited to: >single mom black chicks (mostly ugly) >cute but crazy young white girls who want you to behave like an abusive thug towards them >older white milfs who cant have kids anymore >weird cuckold couples >overly spicy and sassy Latinas

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Anon summarizes the KANG situation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:12:48 No.183234885 ► >>183234984>>183235181 >>183235229 >>183235895 >>183236866 >>183247912 >>183253267 >>183254081 File: 65367576f6.png (329 KB, 736x960) So if I'm getting this right >new black actor starts appearing in Hollywood movies >celebrated across the media as a new star who will provide some much-needed diversity >stars in superhero movies as a villain named Kang >there's a scene of him dressed as a Pharaoh >suddenly it's revealed he is a violent criminal who beats the s--- out of women and ritually abused people in college >has to be cancelled right after beginning his career This is like a story that someone would write to make black people look bad but it's actually real

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Anon describes life in India | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kj0/QnWP When you find the designated s------- street runny.co 21 KB JPG 05/26/17 (Fri)03:38:45 No.127169489 >be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the s--- filled river >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call /scam center >"Hello this is pajeeet from scamsoft we need to protect your com-*click* >creepily hit on white women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice grown from s--- water from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw, pray to 5 armed lobster- woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth BUMP (ID: RzY+2Qpd >>127169489 (OP) # That's why smart people like me leave this s------- behind, here I come USA. 05/26/17 (Fri)03:41:00 No.127169633

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“because of anime” | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous Anime Vacations 142 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)16:41:03 No.251077570 >went to Venice because of anime >it was nothing like the anime >everything smelled Why didn't you warn me? More ideas for anime vacations. : Anonymous >went to Mars because of Aria >the atmosphere was terrible and nothing like the anime >I suffocated >>251085691 # >>251088037 # 04/08/23(Sat)16:42:13 No.251077611

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Anon watches John Wick | /r/Greentext

File: yeah.jpg (29 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)00:16:19 No.182209293 >>182209331 >be me >seeing John Wick 4 in theater >quick shot of of a dog peeing on a bad guy after he's dead >some guy a few rows behind me screams I LIKE PISS Am I retarded or is he? Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)00:17:19 No. 182209331 ► >>182209293 (OP) You are, unless you went back and p----- om him right there

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Anon visits the eating area. | /r/Greentext

>live in dorm with 8 people to a kitchen >come out to kitchen, spaghetti everywhere, on floor, counters, walls, in sink and on stove >guy comes out "sorry about that, you know how it is with spaghetti" no i don't

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Anon looks like light yagami | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Highschool me 59 KB JPG :( 04/20/23(Thu)06:21:44 No.897906508 2 Replies / 1 Image >Be me in Highschool >Look exactly like Light Yagami from death note >People keep coming up to ask if i'm light yagami or telling me I look like him tells me i look light light yagami >friend looks at me sus when i take out black notebook >teacher watched death note and View Thread Anonymous He's baiting guys don't tell anon your names 04/20/23(Thu)06:24:06 No.897906552

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: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)16:59:50 No.897914993 I hate Reddit, but if I cared enough to use it I would post this to the /r/jokes subreddit: What do you call it when King Charles III flushes the toilet? A royal flush. : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # >f----- claims to hate reddit >posts the most reddit sounding joke like he's never ever been on the site Go back, f-----. 04/20/23(Thu)17:01:30 No.897915057 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # What was Queen Elizabeth's favorite type of bee? A QUEEEN bee, bahahahahahaha!! 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:09 No.897915151 : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # so many medals and badges 04/20/23(Thu)17:04:29 No.897915162 >>897915328 # : Anonymous >>897914993 (OP) # That's a good one anon. I got 3 jokes you say in a row that will almost always make someone laugh. 04/20/23(Thu)17:06:50 No.897915241 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRH What's a pirates favorite food? ARRRRtichoke What is the pirates favorite letter? (this is when it gets good, they will immediately say R? but that's when you hit them with) Nay the C be the one for me.

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