Anonymous 610 KB PNG subhuman : Anonymous 325 KB JPG 06/23/21 (Wed)09:47:27 No.64270753 >be me >jerking off >c-- >try tasting my own semen This s--- is disgusting, how come women and f------ enjoy this crap. No wonder they are f------ 06/23/21 (Wed)09:55:01 No.64270835 Doesnt what you eat/drink have something to do with it? >how come women and f------ enjoy this crap You are a f----- now, figure it out

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 61 KB JPG 04/21/23(Fri)01:15:44 No.897950794 So turns out Jews are retarded, Hitler offered to give them all of Madagascar but they chose a little strip of useless land instead. Jewish stubbornness caused the holocaust, not Hitler or white supremacy. View Thread

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Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21 (Wed)15:04:47 No.665757 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? 12/15/21 (Wed)15:07:20 No.665758 Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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No. 87379666 7 minutes ago linux.png PNG 115.8 KiB 522x747 >so I decided to try this Linux thing >google "how to install linux" >apparently i have to choose a "distro" >google "best linux distros" >literally 8 to 10 recommendations every single time >might as well stick to the ones that are for beginners >google each one individually and discover that linux users s--- on every single one of them >"Ubuntu/Linux Mint/Fedora/elementary/Manjaro is trash, it breaks, it doesn't support [random word], [insert other distro] is better" etc >w-- is their problem >going to stick to windows because linux users are seething retards ...

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: Anonymous I was abused by a 300 pound at(...) Joe. Camel. ich Shri Ar P po de competen 134 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)22:14:47 No.897942877 >Be me >Be 16 (in 2002) >Be troubled teen in conservative Arizona >Height of sheriff joes popularity, with many working in law enforcement or corrections idolizing him >get caught smoking brick weed that barely had any thc in it at all by security guard at the mall. >get handed notice to appear in court >65 days in a s------- private juvvy >It was indoor and we had AC and school inside. But any time not spent in school meant you got put on the yard in 130+ weather. >The director of the place is a 300 pound d---, she pretended like she was the female incarnation of joe arpaio. >Would do things like eating five guys in front of us while we were served slop. >changing the tv we were watching to something childish such as cartoon network or disney channel (and then lock up the remote for the night). >When kids would cry she would talk to them in her condescending southern accent, she would say just the right things to set them off and make them more upset. >Banned any drinks besides water because "Its more healthy", yet she drank a smoothie in front of us while announcing the policy. >Would randomly order "shake downs" and break our stuff / rip up our family pictures / letters. 3 Replies This whole experience has to lead me to never be able to trust a woman. Im damn near a 40 year old and scared to talk to girls, and I blame our f----- up system for the trauma this d--- has caused me. View Thread

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Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed)05:20:01 No.70676220 >>70676030 # was just thinking last night that i'm probably one of the top 100 most sexually depraved people in the world because I masterbate with sandpaper and drink my blood-related sister's pee out of the toilet but after seeing this post I have faith that I might not be 60 KB JPG >>70676227 # >>70676228 # >>70676242 # >>70676437 # >>70678180 # >>70680074 # >>70682114 # >>70682127 # >>70686130 #

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$File: image (44).jpg (10 KB, 212x370) O Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:04:37 No.69032859 >>69032868 >>69033016 >>69033310 >>69033317 >>69033341 >>69033346 >>69033353 >>69033364 >>69033366 >>69033374 >>69033414 >>69033852 >>69033921 >>69033950 >>69034193 >>69034279 >>69034296 >>69034568 >>69034691 >>69034729 >>69035439 >>69035685 >>69035705 >>69036428 >>69036434 >>69037314 >>69039541 >>69041070 >>69042182 >>69042844 >>69044025 >>69044039 >>69044082 >>69044150 >>69044785 >>69045125 >>69047669 >>69048884 >>69048901 >>69048925 >>69049000 >>69049033 >>69050812 >>69052410 >does nothing >>> Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)17:06:09 No.69032868 >>69032859 (OP) LMAO Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:03:59 No.69033341 >>69033360 >>69034673 >>69044659 >>69050812 File: Jeff-Cavaliere-Bio.jpg (35 KB, 640x496) >>69032859 (OP) GUYS YOUR DOING NOTHING WRONG >>69033915 □ Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:16:43 No.69032951 Based >> Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:17:54 No.69032961 This is the thread Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)18:16:05 No.69044082 >>69044122 >>65 >>69032859 (OP) >the thread that >uhhh >the thread that uhhhh Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)18:19:38 No.69044122 >>69047310 >>69044082 >that did nothing Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:49:51 No 69034243 >>69034310 >>69034333 >>69034352 >>69034717 >>69034831 >>69035842 >>69048925 >>69050812 File: Rest day.png (24 KB, 1082x350) F------ NOTHING -DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NO GAINS - NO LOSES - IT'S JUST EMPTY PLACEBO POWDER FLAVOUR: NOTHING O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)00:04:33 No.69036428 ► >>69049237 >>69053851 File: 1666932444518475.jpg (147 KB, 1024x1024) Dubs decide his name: Humphrey Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)19:08:21 No.69033852 >>69033858 >>69033862 >>69033{ >>69036447 >>69036457 >>69036475 >>69036636 >>69037051 >>69037068 >>69037092 >>69037116 >> >>69032859 (OP) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)19:15:51 No.69054293 >>69054900 >>69055793 >>69058673 File: Screenshot_42.png (153 KB, 519x687) >>69032859 (OP) >permanent and ETERNAL rest days >Composing and willing the MUSCLE into existence >forever standing, in eternal atonement, becoming one with the abyss, becoming a MACHINE OF IRON WILL O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)12:37:49 No.69041070 ► File: 1664537365150922.png (479 KB, 896x512) Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:16:45 No.69033922 >>69033929 >>69033935 >>69033993 >>69034114 >>69034134 >>69034143 >>69034279 >>69036479 >>69042820 >>69046424: >>69033852 Big Stiffy O Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)15:11:43 No.69052279 a funny and original thread on fit im in shock lads >>69032859 (OP) >>69034333 what the f---, I haven't had an actual laugh in months and then this thread pops up and I f------ lose it instantly Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)23:33:03 No.69046839 >>69046675 >does nothing >wait loss Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)10:30:43 No.69050812 File: Oh My Sides!.jpg (40 KB, 600x603) □ Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:00:32 No.69033310 ► File: 1660761969304538.gif (1.99 MB, 250x158) >>69032859 (OP) good thread >>69032859 (OP) >>69033341 >>69033922 >>69034243 >>69046675 >>69046839 holy kek this is why i love /fit/ Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)23:14:01 No.69046675 >>690488989049045 >>60049749 >>69050812 File: 1650176426739.png (175 KB, 993x840) □ Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)20:01:23 No.69034333 >>69034348 >>69041070 File: rest day.jpg (31 KB, 713x361) >>69034243 Remember the proper form for bedmaxxing Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu 04:16:04 No.69048925201212 File: sleeping insporation.png (566 KB, 729x685) >>69047291 >>69050812 >>60032859 (OP) 2269034243 O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)16:09:48 No.69042844 ► File: 1343EA06-E07B-4793-B02E-7(...).jpg (46 KB, 750x691) >>69032859 (OP) PUT ME IN SCREENCAP Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)13:01:59 No.69051572 File: 1669284387819095.jpg (84 KB, 1024x572) Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)21:32:14 No.69045861 ► File: brogress.jpg (63 KB, 780x507) BASED Beyond BELICF finally a good f------ thread O Anonymous 11/25/22 (Fri)02:47:45 No.69057439 ► File: E5kZ27rWEAEZwXV.jpg (48 KB, 500x500) You'll do nothing. And you'll be happy$

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