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242 KB PNG >be me >Work at Starbucks for like a decade >Have really s--- spelling abilities but also just go braindead when writing sometimes >Ask for guys name for his drink >He says "mark with a c" >Me being a retard writes "cark" instead of "marc" >It gets uploaded to social media >People start saying "maybe the spelling is so s--- on purpose and it's just for marketing" >Start telling people that myself and say that I do it on purpose to get more customers Mfw I excuse my way out of retardation

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 04/28/23(Fri)00:54:03 No.898341356 >be detective in 1923 >no security cams >no DNA analysis >no print dusting >have to rely on imagination and intuition to solve crimes >ffw 100 years >everyone below the age of 30 now records their crimes and posts them to social media F----- zoomers making s--- way too EZ for the pigs.

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Anon is a Black Supremacist | /r/Greentext

File: FP39hV0XMAEZr8T.jpg (71 KB, 772x785) E m Anonymous 04/27/23(Thu) 18:31:16 No.898330457 [Reply] ► >be me >black supremacist >hate white people for what they did to my ancestors >been bullying these crackas, f------ their women, stealing beating them as much as i could since I was a toddler >cuck them even more by conquering their women, and breeding them >now i have 27 and 5yo mixed sons >>898333435 si mono, sí >they told me yesterday they wanted to marry a white girl like daddy did >in 1 generation the blackness will be almost completely out of my bloodline and my grandchildren will looks like white dogs, like andrew tate chris humphries and wentworth miller >start to panic heavily On the lord Mansa mussa, it wasn't the plan we were supposed to eradicate the white dna from the inside. Tf am i supposed to do now? My ancestors are looking at me with shame, I don't want things to be like that. I'm in tears, what do I do? +14 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 04/27/23(Thu)20:13:54 No.898335055 ► >>898333473 they will be less numerous oon, minority-less than 50% Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu)20:24:00 No.898335508 File: 318bb20b22ce7a35f639404ea(...).jpg (60 KB, 367x550) >> Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu)20:34:43 No.898335917 ► >>898334636 my nightmare, what do I do now?

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post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 431 KB PNG 02/24/22(Thu)22:15:36 No.67565374 >16 y/o >never heard of or seen anime >get sent youtube link of fmab fight >looks cool >look up the show >discover anime >watch attack on titan >immediately hooked >look up best-of lists >proceed to watch dozens of anime within the next few months, hundreds over the years >transform into full on weeb >ignore friends group, become hermit >refuse to listen to anything other than anime ost >refuse to play non-weeb vidya >have two dakimakura, rub my d--- on them like a chad >spend hundreds of dollars on figurines and posters >go to conventions and cosplay >this keeps up for several years >wake up one day >look at coomstained dakimakura right in front of me >mfw I rejected the lifestyle almost immediately. It's been over 5 years since then. I now practically have ptsd over weebshit. Anyway f--- anime is what I'm trying to say, it ruined me. Blogpost over.

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Fag anon has his first crises | /r/Greentext

How Do You Cope With The Fact (...) 04/14/23(Fri)11:11:30 No.423466175 217 KB JPG Without kikery, mudslimery, christcuckoldry, poojeetery, or any kind of religion. >Be me >Read about younger people than me get in freak accidents, dumbass n----- daredevil s--- gone wrong, shot by n------, infected by an amoeba, MIA when ZOGbotting, you know, just the 6 gorillion ways a goyim could die. >Realize dying goes with being alive and none of this b------- really matters in the end >*feelsbadman* We are literally just a pack of dying n------ fighting for resources made scarce by money changing f------. None of this f----- s--- matters. Existence itself is a contradiction. Energy seeks a lower stable state, hence why unstable trannies and jannies get the rope. Poos where right when they wrote that this n----- realm is an illusion. This s--- can't be real. Nothing matters, and no one actually exists. >INB4 hurr durr believe in my s--------- k--- nailed to a stick that roped so you could cope Life is really just about finding a good way to die, because it is all ultimately I shidded I fardded b-------. >N------ tongue my anus, YWNBA-ACK! : Anonymous (ID: ykVx21+F 04/14/23(Fri)11:12:40 No.423466244 >>423466175 (OP) # >babbys first existential crisis >>423466400 # >>423471495 # >>423472687 # >>423488467 #

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anon is innocent | /r/Greentext

252 KB JPG >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon thinks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thought 04/27/23(Thu)23:12:39 No.898321919 68 KB PNG Have you ever thought that you're not really concious? Here's a test, do any task that will take less than a second, like tap your finger on a table, then think about that very moment. Think: did you really think in that moment or did you just feel? I've said stuff like this to people irl and they all look at me weird. Does anyone on /b/ understand what I'm trying to say?

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Anon’s guilty pleasure memes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/23(Thu)14:41:18 No.898312643 25 KB PNG >be me, 10 years ago >typical lib who believes in diversity and s--- >start seeing memes from fourchannel after hearing about it on the news >disapprove of the messaging but find the memes very amusing >spend hours every day scrolling through for memes about (((them))) >giggle every time I read GOYUM and (((they))) to be clear, I am not antisemite, (((they))) are our brothers who deserve respect like everyone else >mfw ff to now >no new memes about shekles why did you guys stop? I don't have any new memes to enjoy on the internet and that makes me sad

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Anon takes revenge... but at what cost? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/27/23(Thu)16:36:13 No.898302558 >Be me >Learn about Amelia Earhart being eaten by coconut crabs >Decide to take revenge >Become Moby D--- on steroids >Hunt them down Pelayo style >Become apex predator >Nothing can stop me >Slowly turn tan >Nails get sharper >Evolution.png >l evolve into the superior creature, a crab, and rule the ocean with an iron claw >Start to realize my physical changes mean something >I'm now my enemy >I am become shellfish, the destroyer of crabs Pic related View Thread

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Anon asks a girl out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Femanons explain this 04/23/19(.22.03 1.77 MB GIF 54000503 >be me >talk to cute girl >I'm totally into her >seems like she's into me as well >ask girl out >girl says no >okie dokie, moving on >later hear from mutual friend that girl was wondering as to why I gave up so easily in trying to pursue her 36 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 4/26/2023(Wed), 08:16:05 > be redditor, stir s--- up all the time > banned in tons of subs > one day, i try to be hero, defend women in a s--- community No.49896763 > get banned from subreddit > call mod "retard" and a "weapon grade bitch", immediately get suspended for 7 days > in that time, unironically, the community gets banned... fuckingouch. > suspension lifted, message same mod "Imao you musty basement dwelling f---" > permanently suspended from reddit. > appeal. > win, account reinstated 8 days later coz i f------ rocked debate club. > don't want to be on reddit anymore > eat cheetos, contemplate my next move. ami a vigilante or a retard?

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04/27/23(Thu)20:08:38 No.73112638 >health insurance card requires a new picture of me >procrastinate sending it to them >have to go to doctor >need to call insurance company and 183 KB JPG ask them to call the doctor's to confirm my insurance >"Mr anon we've been asking you to send us your picture for months, I will call the doctor but only this once" >3 months later >sick again >still didn't send them my photo >need to go to doctor again tomorrow Bros I'm scared to call the company again. The worst part is I only have myself to blame : Anonymous

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Anon hates being a pathetic simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 208 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)13:34:14 No.72971949 I hate being a pathetic simp but I can't help it : Anonymous >girl on onlyfans tell me that if I send her a tip something nice will happen 04/16/23(Sun)14:04:33 No.72972167 >send tip >she ghost me idk buddy but it hurts

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242 KB PNG >be me >Work at Starbucks for like a decade >Have really s--- spelling abilities but also just go braindead when writing sometimes >Ask for guys name for his drink >He says "mark with a c" >Me being a retard writes "cark" instead of "marc" >It gets uploaded to social media >People start saying "maybe the spelling is so s--- on purpose and it's just for marketing" >Start telling people that myself and say that I do it on purpose to get more customers Mfw I excuse my way out of retardation

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