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Anonymous Pheromone maxing stories, I'II(...) 04/29/23(Sat)21:26:26 No.73145830 >Be me, just a regular autist looking to up my game with the ladies >Hear about pheromones, these chemicals that supposedly make you more attractive to the opposite sex >Get curious and start researching >Realize that humans also produce pheromones, but they're not as strong as in animals >Decide to try rubbing small amounts of horse piss on my armpits to make the pheromones more potent >Order some from local farm and eagerly wait for it to arrive 1.06 MB JPG >Finally get the piss and spray it on before heading out to the club >Start noticing that girls are giving me more attention than usual >One girl even approaches me and strikes up a conversation >Success >Keep using the horse piss and notice a significant improvement in my dating life >Feel like a pheromone-maxing king >Pic related is the jar I ordered from a local farmer

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Some /b/ro he turned out to be. | /r/Greentext

> Drinking with friends in pub > Haven't gotten any in a couple months, very much want to hook up > Friend's autistic band mate comes in with 3/10 gf > Normally I'd avoid her like the plague but as mentioned, deep > My friends leave, they have exams coming up. I decide to stay I'm on a dry streak and a few whiskies/beers > Guy goes to the bathroom, leaving me with his girl > She tells me she thinks I'm hot and wants me to f--- her later > I brush it off and tell her we shouldn't > When her bf comes back, she keeps making comments about how he has work the next day and should get going so he doesn't miss the bus > My hand is on her leg while he's sat directly in front of us, he doesn't suspect a thing > He eventually leaves and tells me to make sure she gets home safe > We leave soon after > She comes back to mine and I tell her that we can't have sex. She starts kissing me and that immediately goes out the window. We f--- a total of 5 times throughout the night, no condom (she was on the pill) > The next morning I get a text from my friend. He says that Chris (the bf) is worried about Chloe (the girl) and wanted to know if I knew where she was > I told him I had no idea where she got to as she's sucking my d---, apparently this is her favourite part of cheating on him - having the guy like about it as she's pleasuring him She ended up giving me gonorrhoea so I guess karma f----- me eventually. Would not repeat, but I do think about it and j------- sometimes

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Anon's teacher makes a movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)10:11:54 No. 183941990 (27 KB, 439x228) File: 1681928955173655.jpg >be me like 10 years ago >in college >film/video major >have 30 something year old lighting teacher >tells us about this movie he spent 5 years making >paid for it all out of pocket >talks about how much debt he is in >talks about it as if he regrets the entire thing >"yeah but at least you made your own movie that's so cool teach" >haha yeah anon.. >end of semester approaching >see flyers around the school saying the lighting teachers movie is gonna be screened in the auditorium >go to the screening >there are like 15 people in this huge room >teacher walks on stage in front of a big projector >nervously talks about the movie >is being kinda vague and makes some bad self deprecating jokes >watch movie >it's the worst p------------ indie movie I've ever seen >only has 4 actors they're all amateur >ENTIRE 80 minutes is spent inside some house that looked like it was for sale >s----- beige carpet s----- white walls generic furniture >looked like a fake home that nobody lives in >the plot is about these two couples that live together and all their stupid interpersonal relationship problems >people were talking over the entire film >teacher comes back on stage after the film for Q & A >one person asks him a question out of pity after a painful 10 seconds of silence mfw he somehow spent nearly 20k on this p------------..

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Anon tells /fit/ about his special diet. | /r/Greentext

caloriess.jpg (290 KB, 1000x667) Amount Per Serving Calories 60 Calori Minimum Calorie diet Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)05:28:49 No.38394816 >>38394834 >>38394856 >>38394870 >>3839506 >>38403970 >>38404373 >>38405946 >>38406736 >>38410131 >>38410139 What's the lowest calorie diet you've ever been on while cutting /fit/? I'm currently on a 650 calorie diet. Has anyone attempted to go lower than that? Am I insane for going this low to begin with? Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)05:31:02 No.38394825 >>38402369 Enjoy your Auschwitz mode Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)05:32:50 No.38394834 >>38394895 >>38394816 (OP) I assume you don't care about strength or muscles then? That's fine if your goal is to be dyel Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)06:01:08 No.38394991 >>38395024 >>38401234 >>38394895 that means that you get 520 kcals from protein in a diet of 650 kcals, what the f--- are you eating? >>38394991 520 kcals from protein in a diet of 650 kcals Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)06:05:15 No.38395024 >>3839540 >>38401637 >>38401685 >>38405923 >>38406067 >>38406741 >>38406926: >>38395024 NO NO. THAT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S NOT REAL. Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)17:51:22 File: riptoelaughing.jpg (116 KB, 960x533 Two Multivitamins, and 36 Hard boiled Egg Whites. Two Multivitamins, >13140 eggs per year. 36 Hard boiled Ega Whites Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)13:20:0 Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)15:41:19 No.38400046 ► File: Jaden Smith.jpg (21 KB, 480x270) I WANT TO BELIEVE Anonymous 08/22/16(Mon)02:40:34 No.38406741 File: wanttobelieve.jpg (28 KB, 441x657) Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)05:45:28 No.38394895 >>38395024 >38395024 I want to believe >>38394834 I'm still getting 130g of Protein each day. >>38395024 this is either the biggest retard on this board or the new einstein ABSOLUTAMENTE ASQUEROSO >>38395024 How do your farts smell? Anonymous 08/22/16(Mon)12:59:11 No.38411294 File: 14301460731892.jpg (139 KB, 992x1120) >>38395024 >13140 eggs per year. Anonymous 08/22/16(Mon)12:25:02 No.38410878 >>38395024 ur gonna make it Anonymous 08/21/16(Sun)17:15:58 No.384 File: pepe124.jpg (85 KB, 706x431) >>38395024 Include me in the screencap BraveLemon !.DWbQ4J81. 08/22/16(Mon)12:50:04 No.38411171 ► le: 1470805145427.png (135 KB, 288x415) >>38395024 You might as well spend the day with your mouth in a chickens ass

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AiAnon goes to Work | /r/Greentext

& Write a 4chan greentext "Be me Wake up early for work Already feeling like s--- Get to work Boss is being a total d--- Coworkers are all annoying Feeling really down Get a text from my girlfriend She's breaking up with me Can't believe this is happening Feel like everything is falling apart Decide to take a walk during lunch break End up walking past a park See a kid playing with a dog They both look so happy For a moment, everything feels okay Realize that life is full of ups and downs Can't control everything that happens But I can choose how I react to it Decide to make the most of the rest of my day Go back to work with a positive attitude Get some work done and impress my boss Coworkers start being nicer to me Feel proud of myself for not letting things get me down Life is tough, but I'm tougher."

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Anon asks what happened to women | /r/Greentext

File: 168280266260974268.jpg (40 KB, 669x680) Yesterday a creep told me he loved my long hair, so today I cut it I love your neck What the actual f--- do women want Anonymous 04/29/23 (Sat)14:17:09 No.28853376 >>28853409 >>28853471 >>28853818 >>28854558 >>28854571 >>28854576 >>28854906 >>28854917 >>28854983 >>28855098 >>28855657 >>28855739 >be me >6ft tall >32 y/o >decent face & body (blue eyes, great smile, can bench 60k) >funny, intelligent, empathetic >senior dev earning 60k bong money >recently out of long term relationship (>10 years) >no kids, never married >not depressed (much) >not into drugs or alcohol >have expensive car >have friends all over europe that i visit >love animals WHAT THE F--- HAPPENED TO ALL THE WOMEN WHY ARE THEY ALL TREMENDOUS RETARDS??? Seriously bros i have been reduced to dating 4s with mental problems when my previous gfs were happy go lucky 8s. this is jading me hard what is going on

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Anon is relieved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 183906721 45.8 kB JPG 15 REPLIES 14 IMAGES Anonymous 183906749 >>183906721 (OP) Good. Hopefully 4channel is next. 5 REPLIES >Capeshit is dying Anonymous 183906776 IT'S THE KIN OF TIRED THAT SNEED WONT FIX 62.7 kB JPG >>183906721 (OP) >vidyashit will be the new capeshit 5 REPLIES 2 hr ago... REPLY 2 hr ago ● ● ● 2 hr ago ...

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anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.28 MB WEBM : Anonymous >>73146846 (OP) # i wish i was that cute desu : Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)11:16:14 No.73146846 >year 2023 >Asian men have given up on masculinity completely Lifestyle 04/30/23(Sun)11:22:05 No.73146886 : Anonymous >>73146846 (OP) # >i will never have a f----- asian robot bitch to tease 04/30/23(Sun)11:27:24 No.73146927 04/30/23(Sun)11:30:44 No.73146949 Queer Asian men feel 'invisible' because of sexual racism: 'Whiteness is the currency' Nov 10 2021. Written by Patrick Kelleher 39821B14-2BC1-4ADC-9AB5-D52A9727AC4E.png 51 KB PNG >>73146846 (OP) # Unfortunately in reality, nobody wants Asian bottoms. White twinks and femboys will always be the currency. : Anonymous >>73146846 (OP) # what's her name? i want to marry her or him whatever her gender is 04/30/23(Sun)12:02:33 No.73147189

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Aon is having the time of his life. | /r/Greentext

49 KB PNG >be me >Bored as f--- in home >Amazing idea pops in my head >Download tinder >Swap alot >Come across a qt3.14 >She's a solid 9/10 >Heart >Start chatting >She likes memes and browses 4chan >Potentialgf.jpg >Ask if she wanna meet up after 2 days of chatting >She invites me to her place >We go to her room >Oh my f--- it's the time I do it! >Have hardcore sex for 2 hours >Hear door bust open downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.mp3 >ITS HER DAD >He comes to the room angry as f--- >"What's up dog" >He punches me in the face >I black out >Wake up >WHERE THE F--- AM I >Hear a slight voice infront of me >"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"

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Anon regards his detractors with contempt | /r/Greentext

G Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)04:30:01 No.116123158 >be a rapper >other rappers always talkin s--- bout me >but I dont givafuck >feel need to remind ppl I aint give a f--- >in every song >literally every song say "n----- talkin s---/i aint even trip" or something similar >cuz I need ta remind them bitches they aint gettin to me >definitely dont cry myself to sleep every night They just mad cuz I be makin all dis money and f----- all deez hos

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Anon is a Greek God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)04:50:29 No.73148144 >>73147966 # >ugh look over there it's Anon >ew >Why does Zeus even keep inviting him to these things? >ikr 124 KB GIF >At least Hephaestus can make useful stuff, all Anon does is creep on human women >I heard he actually spends time helping mortals build cities Imao what a weirdo >Yeah, apparently he threw a fit over some of them not "being up to code" and made then start the sanitation system all over again >why does he care about human toilets Imao? He's the God of simps not the God of poor isn't he? >he is, he does the sanitation stuff for free, not even a prayer in exchange

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Anon didn't understand the concept of homosexuality | /r/Greentext

File: 3F8FEBF8-215F-4344-A981-3(...).jpg (38 KB, 700x641) Anonymous >be me >13 | 04/30/23(Sun)09:06:55 No.181217838 >on a choir trip to scotland for some youth arts festival >we meet a russian ballet group and chat with them >they really hit it off with one guy from our choir, mainly because he knows some russian from his family >eventually, he mentions that he is gay >they seem really confused >they're not even mad or hateful to him, they genuinely didn't know understand the concept of homosexuality >one of the girls translates to one of the younger girls what he just said, and she actually starts crying

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anon arrives at a conclusion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG >searches for "cuckolding" and related terms have steadily increased for over a decade i have concluded that watching p--- in 2023 is equivalent to self-cuckoldry even if you are single. why do you do it anons? : Anonymous Really? for me it's more >"damn id love to f--- her" >>73146847 # 04/30/23(Sun)10:29:01 No.73146549 >the average male has watched so much p--- that his first thought upon seeing an attractive woman is "damn id love to watch her get f-----" : Anonymous 887 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)10:31:02 No.73146562 : Anonymous >>73146549 (OP) # You just took what you think and tried to apply it to the average male dont put that s--- on me 04/30/23(Sun)10:35:09 No.73146583 04/30/23(Sun)10:54:12 No.73146705 >>73146549 (OP) # Corruption is hot and watching your girl get stolen away gives you a rush. It's only an unhealthy fetish if you plan on being in a relationship, so there's no downsides for anyone on this board.

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Greentext Stories - Anon discovers pheromone maxing | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous Pheromone maxing stories, I'II(...) 04/29/23(Sat)21:26:26 No.73145830 >Be me, just a regular autist looking to up my game with the ladies >Hear about pheromones, these chemicals that supposedly make you more attractive to the opposite sex >Get curious and start researching >Realize that humans also produce pheromones, but they're not as strong as in animals >Decide to try rubbing small amounts of horse piss on my armpits to make the pheromones more potent >Order some from local farm and eagerly wait for it to arrive 1.06 MB JPG >Finally get the piss and spray it on before heading out to the club >Start noticing that girls are giving me more attention than usual >One girl even approaches me and strikes up a conversation >Success >Keep using the horse piss and notice a significant improvement in my dating life >Feel like a pheromone-maxing king >Pic related is the jar I ordered from a local farmer

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