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File: green pc.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) IBM Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:34:06 No.898874826 ► I used to know what you might call "that kid" in middle school. He always smelled like he s--- himself and wore the same clothes for f------ weeks on end. That is, his warddrobe consisted exclusively of real run-of-the-mill, generic pajamas. The kind where it's a completely solid color, the shirt buttons up and has a pocket for some reason and there's a matching pair of pants. He wore that to school and he wouldn't take the f------ off until they were f------ made of stains and smelled so bad that he actually noticed. He was your typical chubby, long-haired greasy neckbeard, except it was the 7th grade and he couldn't grow facial hair. Actually, that's not entirely true, he grew a really f------ weird, thin mustache that was composed of only the barest number of hairs. But his upper lip always looked wet, so you couldn't help but notice that it was there. Anyways, he liked to bill himself as a "video game programmer." The truth was he could only program terrible ass text adventures in Visual Basic, and it was a damn miracle if they last more than 3 minutes and weren't easy as s---. He brought these f------ retarded games into school every other week, burned to blank CD-ROMS, and he'd ask everyone to play them in the computer lab. They were always really retarded. Your completely predictable "you wake up in a dark cell or an alien spaceship or in a forest" kind of deal. Except for one he brought in that was different. That's not to say it was actually good, or even really an actual f------ game to be frank, just that it stood out among his other "releases." This one, he called "Happy Mommy." And I'm the sorry sack of s--- he insisted should play it. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:35:54 No.898874892 ► It started out in the usual command prompt window his games always had, with the pointless ass beginning text asking me to type "go" to begin the game. Except this time when I typed go it didn't start out in typical text-adventure style telling me I woke up somewhere and there's a useful item in the room and four directions. This time, it started out saying "happy happy mommy 1 day gone" just like that, in all lowercase, as was standard fare in this f------ weirdo's dumb ass games. I wasn't really sure what the f--- to do at this point so I asked him and he told me to type in "mommy." So that's what I did and "happy happy mommy 2 day gone" Again, just like that, the "s" missing after "day" and everything. I didn't really know what else to do so I typed in "mommy" again. This time I got, "happy happy mommy 3 day gone" Now, I tried to type "mommy" again, but it didn't work this time, so I asked him what the hell I'm supposed to do now and he said to type "feel good." So I did and I got, "happy happy mommy 4 day gone happy mommy feel good happy mommy feel good!!" returned, And then it just closed itself. I went on with the rest of my day, completely f------ confused at what the s--- he made me play. He came to school the next day, and that is the last time I ever saw him. Really spooky ending, I guess. The whole class was obviously wondering what happened to him, and all the teachers made it seem real mysterious and creepy because they were real insistent that we don't talk f------ about it. No one found out what the hell happened for the rest of our entire school, from 8th grade to high school graduation, outside of the obviously b------- rumors. >> Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:36:32 No.898874924 ► Years later, long after I was a grown adult, I came back into contact with one of my middle school teachers and we chatted up a bit about the "good ol' days" and all the retarded assholes that went to my middle school. I guess because I was an adult he felt more comfortable around me, even if he was still way older than me, so I asked him what the hell ever happened to "that kid." Now, this next part, I swear to God, is not made up. Apparently, over the week before he disappeared, this kid's mom had f------ hanged herself, and since he was an only child and she was raising him on her own, and no one in their neighborhood really knew them, no one f------ knew about it and the kid just kept going to school and coming home to her corpse for five days before someone took notice of this and looked into it. And, according to this particular teacher, this kid, I s--- you the f--- not, had been f------ his mom's corpse almost the entire time. I was never actually told what happened to him after child protective services took him away, and I'm not sure anyone knows. >> Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:40:27 No.898875098 >>898875127 no one is reading all that

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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File: green pc.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) IBM Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:34:06 No.898874826 ► I used to know what you might call "that kid" in middle school. He always smelled like he s--- himself and wore the same clothes for f------ weeks on end. That is, his warddrobe consisted exclusively of real run-of-the-mill, generic pajamas. The kind where it's a completely solid color, the shirt buttons up and has a pocket for some reason and there's a matching pair of pants. He wore that to school and he wouldn't take the f------ off until they were f------ made of stains and smelled so bad that he actually noticed. He was your typical chubby, long-haired greasy neckbeard, except it was the 7th grade and he couldn't grow facial hair. Actually, that's not entirely true, he grew a really f------ weird, thin mustache that was composed of only the barest number of hairs. But his upper lip always looked wet, so you couldn't help but notice that it was there. Anyways, he liked to bill himself as a "video game programmer." The truth was he could only program terrible ass text adventures in Visual Basic, and it was a damn miracle if they last more than 3 minutes and weren't easy as s---. He brought these f------ retarded games into school every other week, burned to blank CD-ROMS, and he'd ask everyone to play them in the computer lab. They were always really retarded. Your completely predictable "you wake up in a dark cell or an alien spaceship or in a forest" kind of deal. Except for one he brought in that was different. That's not to say it was actually good, or even really an actual f------ game to be frank, just that it stood out among his other "releases." This one, he called "Happy Mommy." And I'm the sorry sack of s--- he insisted should play it. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:35:54 No.898874892 ► It started out in the usual command prompt window his games always had, with the pointless ass beginning text asking me to type "go" to begin the game. Except this time when I typed go it didn't start out in typical text-adventure style telling me I woke up somewhere and there's a useful item in the room and four directions. This time, it started out saying "happy happy mommy 1 day gone" just like that, in all lowercase, as was standard fare in this f------ weirdo's dumb ass games. I wasn't really sure what the f--- to do at this point so I asked him and he told me to type in "mommy." So that's what I did and "happy happy mommy 2 day gone" Again, just like that, the "s" missing after "day" and everything. I didn't really know what else to do so I typed in "mommy" again. This time I got, "happy happy mommy 3 day gone" Now, I tried to type "mommy" again, but it didn't work this time, so I asked him what the hell I'm supposed to do now and he said to type "feel good." So I did and I got, "happy happy mommy 4 day gone happy mommy feel good happy mommy feel good!!" returned, And then it just closed itself. I went on with the rest of my day, completely f------ confused at what the s--- he made me play. He came to school the next day, and that is the last time I ever saw him. Really spooky ending, I guess. The whole class was obviously wondering what happened to him, and all the teachers made it seem real mysterious and creepy because they were real insistent that we don't talk f------ about it. No one found out what the hell happened for the rest of our entire school, from 8th grade to high school graduation, outside of the obviously b------- rumors. >> Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:36:32 No.898874924 ► Years later, long after I was a grown adult, I came back into contact with one of my middle school teachers and we chatted up a bit about the "good ol' days" and all the retarded assholes that went to my middle school. I guess because I was an adult he felt more comfortable around me, even if he was still way older than me, so I asked him what the hell ever happened to "that kid." Now, this next part, I swear to God, is not made up. Apparently, over the week before he disappeared, this kid's mom had f------ hanged herself, and since he was an only child and she was raising him on her own, and no one in their neighborhood really knew them, no one f------ knew about it and the kid just kept going to school and coming home to her corpse for five days before someone took notice of this and looked into it. And, according to this particular teacher, this kid, I s--- you the f--- not, had been f------ his mom's corpse almost the entire time. I was never actually told what happened to him after child protective services took him away, and I'm not sure anyone knows. >> Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:40:27 No.898875098 >>898875127 no one is reading all that

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