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View Same 1MiB, 997x1137, SUGREON.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 08:20:46 No. 184584233 View Reply Original Report >DR HAN I AM A SURGEON >I WILL REMOVE THAT YOUNG CROSSDRESSER'S CANCEROUS TESTICLE >BUT I WILL NOT CONSTRUCT A CRUDE, SHALLOW "VAGINA" AND "VULVA" USING THE SCROTAL TISSUE TO SHAPE THE "LABIA MAJORA" AND THE GLANS OF HIS PREPUBESCENT PENIS TO FORM A "BOI CLITTY" AS YOU CALL IT >NECROSIS WILL SET IN, THE WOUND WOULD SMELL LIKE A RANCID FART >AND YOU'D HAVE TO DILATE IT EVERY DAY >I AM A SURGEON MY GOOD SIR 40 posts and 11 images omitted Report Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 12:16:39 No.184591497 >>184585885 You will never be a real surgeon. You have no prior experience, you have no doctorate, you have no floor pager. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and the Americans with Disabilities Act into a crude mockery of Shuhruta's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your manchild outbursts behind closed doors. Patients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed actual surgeons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even doctors who "pass" their residency act uncanny and unnatural to a real surgeon. Your autistic rambling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get patient in your care, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your transphobia. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked without an M.D., and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a surgeon is not buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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View Same 1MiB, 997x1137, SUGREON.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 08:20:46 No. 184584233 View Reply Original Report >DR HAN I AM A SURGEON >I WILL REMOVE THAT YOUNG CROSSDRESSER'S CANCEROUS TESTICLE >BUT I WILL NOT CONSTRUCT A CRUDE, SHALLOW "VAGINA" AND "VULVA" USING THE SCROTAL TISSUE TO SHAPE THE "LABIA MAJORA" AND THE GLANS OF HIS PREPUBESCENT PENIS TO FORM A "BOI CLITTY" AS YOU CALL IT >NECROSIS WILL SET IN, THE WOUND WOULD SMELL LIKE A RANCID FART >AND YOU'D HAVE TO DILATE IT EVERY DAY >I AM A SURGEON MY GOOD SIR 40 posts and 11 images omitted Report Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 12:16:39 No.184591497 >>184585885 You will never be a real surgeon. You have no prior experience, you have no doctorate, you have no floor pager. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and the Americans with Disabilities Act into a crude mockery of Shuhruta's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your manchild outbursts behind closed doors. Patients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed actual surgeons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even doctors who "pass" their residency act uncanny and unnatural to a real surgeon. Your autistic rambling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get patient in your care, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your transphobia. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked without an M.D., and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a surgeon is not buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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