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Anon is in P.E class | /r/Greentext
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![File: f2649e624f7df7cc56de952ae(...).jpg (89 KB, 735x1040) Cuddled with coworker. Almost lost virginity Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:59:27 No.73318629 [Reply] ► >>73318817 >>73318840 I'll keep it as short as possible >be 28 virgin (technically virgin. I went down on 2 girls when I was a teen) >severely misogynistic incel >cute tomboy severely autistic girl >night shift 00-09 AM >all systems down at 1:30ish AM >just me and her on our floor >tech says to wait around computers. might take minutes, might take hours >chat for an hour with her, go to dark break room sit on couch and watch tv >she comes and sits there >traumadumps the least red-flaggy s--- imaginable >basically the autistic tomboy virgin mary with no friends, no man in her life besides her brother and father which both sound great >half-pretend half-seriously feeling empathy towards her >share some mild s--- about my insanity she gets very nice about it >asks if I want a hug >hug >talk more about family, religion and political views >every single letter coming out of her mouth is incomprehensibly based >hug a few more times >2 more hours have passed, we kept getting useless updates from IT telling us to keep waiting >she's tired and cold, snuggles, almost lays on top of me >hold her hand >we go back to work a while later at sunrise >when the morning shift came in we didn't get the chance to talk much I am petrified now. What the f--- do I do? Is this some ruse? Is she using/abusing me in some way? Should I text her that I enjoyed our talk? Should I invite her on some sort of date? This female restored my faith in females](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/580/93c.png "Anon has a coworker | /r/Greentext")
![>>184683992 >>184684063 >>184684958 >>184687931 >>184687971 >>184688025 >this was a 10 in the 80s Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 23:29:31 No.184683898 File: 1682065582080353.webm (1.24 MB, 442x536)-[Close] >>184683552 (OP) # And in the 90s and in the 2000s and 2010s and will remain so in the 2020s, Ive lost a lot of sperm to that perfectly toned midriff, a man never forgets his first erection](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/579/c33.jpg "Anon is a starwars fan | /r/Greentext")
![File: file.png (136 KB, 758x676) r/TwoXChromosomes by HarperPee. 1 day ago I had a realization that I don't want to have a boyfriend ever again I'm 29 and I've been single for 4 years. I've experienced love, I've met amazing men, I had a slut phase where I didn't give a s--- about anyone. Now I'm ready for an equal partner. I started dating someone and I've realized how much emotional labor I have to do even though he's great. This will always be an issue for as long as I date men. The last few months I've had so many negative thoughts and feelings about dating. I've tried to intellectualize my feelings, be flexible, tolerant, accomodating. But recently I decided to stop intellectualizing and just be present and accepting, and it's led me to a huge realization. I've gotten everything I'm ever going to get from dating men. The desire simply isn't there for me anymore and I need to listen to that. I can't date men without abandoning myself. I have this overwhelming gut instinct that I will never have a boyfriend again and frankly I am completely relieved. Edit: there are a lot of very upset little boys in my DMs and comments. This is why I won't date y'all. Regarding "that's not what emotional labor is" - what isn't? I didn't describe the emotional labor I'm doing in this post. ↑ 13K ↓ Sort by: Best 2.4K ↑ Share 2.4K comments Women are taking the blackpill Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)09:24:11 No.73314351 [Reply] >>73314578 >>73314808 Women are increasingly refusing to date anyone because their standards are so insanely high, these are the same people who deride MGTOW as "misogynist" but when they want to go their own way it's "empowering" and "feminist"? Is it any wonder that western birthrates are so low? https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/13gdt8q/i_had_a_realization_that_i_dont_want_to_have_a/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/397/738.jpg "Anon goes on r/twoxchromosomes | /r/Greentext")
![File: pepe-cringe-face-camera.png (132 KB, 597x418) What are some horrible memories you have from work? These threads are interesting. Anonymous 12/24/20 (Thu)15:34:27 No.61537508 ► >Be me >Wageslave working at Wendys the summer prior to my senior year. > Everyone is an a------ to each other in the store, except me for some reason. >So many damn variations of cups for drinks >Group of cups for ice cream, soda, the lemonade, etc... >Same as the f------ chicken. >Walk in one day at 3:00 >Get me a Large Coca Cola Vanilla >Go to the Fry Station to relieve the poor f--- thats there. >Dude flees out the store in happiness >JustAnotherMotherfuckingDayInHell.jpeg >Start talking to the burger cook >Dude flips a burger and sets it in the far end corner of the grill. >Around 5 and the same f------ burger is still there >Start talking to the cook saying that that burger is too old, and cant use it >For some reason, couldn't use burger meat after 15 minutes of being cooked. >It was well over 3 hours old by this point. >he says "Don't worry, im gonna eat it" >By this point, due to the heat, its all charred and f------ coiled and caked it old grease that's been caked to the back wall for well over 10 years. >Dude never ate it >Exactly at 8:55 at the last minute before closing, some dude comes through the drive thru and orders a Large Chili >Grill always got shut off at 8:50 >Manager starts complaining because there's hardly any hamburger meat in the Chili >F------ burger cook hands him that 7 hour old f------ hamburger and puts it in the chili >I start sayi that the burger is well over 4 hours old and to not f------ use it. >I get cut off and told to shut the f--- up. >By this point it was just a charred piece of its former self >Manager breaks it up, doesnt even take off the chunks of decade old grease that fell onto it from the wall, and stirs it in the chili where the customer couldn't see and hands it to the customer. I left the next day and haven't ate at a Wendy's since. This was in 2019, and i still cringe thinking about it to this day. [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/376/731.png "Anon shares a memory from his time as a wageslave at Wendy's. | /r/Greentext")
![File: c000b94e8d41943e4b758bb02(...).jpg (99 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)16:28:37 No.895253690 [Reply] most cringe shot you did in high school? i'll start >be me, 13 in school >got laughed at for wearing some dumb-ass novelty socks once >decide to make it my personality trait to get people to laugh with me not at me >spend $1000+ over a couple years just on my quest for the most absurd socks >dad left cash for me before he died specifically for my to get driving lessons but i blew though this on socks >people would walk past me in the corridor and say "hey its weird sock guy!" or "hey, show us your socks" >would pull my pants leg up as i stomped as hard as i could on the ground to do my big sock unveiling and people would laugh >fastforward 10 years >on a date in a bar with 3.14 qt >hear from the corner of the bar "hey its retarded sock guy" >5 chads from high school and ask to see my socks and tell my date how everyone used to laugh at me for my retarded socks >try to explain to qt that i wasnt bullied casue i wore funny socks on purpose as a joke >never hear from qt again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/346/fed.png "Anon wears silly socks | /r/Greentext")
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