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File: images (5).jpg (39 KB, 480x360) concionam Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)13:45:01 No.28947024 >>28947057 >>28947522 >>28947523 >>28947672 >>28948928 >>28948942 >>28949642 >>28949654 >>28949682 >>28949840 >>28949859 >>28950258 >>28951208 >>28951374 >2 weeks ago >"opening up with my girlfriend" >confess that i was bullied in highschool >she confess she was abused in a party after passing out and that's how she lost her virginity >she acts very supportive on the matter >a week ago >found out thanks to my sister (that is friend with the best friend of my girlfriend) that she said she was "losing attraction" after finding out i was bullied >2 days ago >tell my sister that it's alright, but the fact that she (gf) was r---- also makes me lose attraction, I think of her as dirty and broken after finding out so we are even >yesterday >sister go and snitch and tell my girlfriend's best friend what i said >girlfriend's best friend tells my girlfriend >today's morning she come first hour to my apartment covered in tears and anger asking if that's the reason why I haven't touched her in 2 entire weeks. If I think she is gross. (She have a lot of self image issues, she is thin but somehow she thinks she's fat and ugly) i simply told her that if she is losing attraction she should simply say it to my face. >she slaps me and freak out asking and screaming over 5 times in succession "DO YOU THINK IM DIRTY?!" >I also scream; DO YOU THINK IM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I WAS BULLIED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER? >She walks out and turn off her phone >TFW I suppose it's part my fault too. I mishandled the situation. I acted like a scorned woman, what can i say it hurt me to know she was looking down on me. But what it hurts the most is that the fact she lost her virginity while drunk and doesn't even remember the name of the guy also disgust me. So i can't truly judge her, if anything it makes me feel guilty. We have been together over 2 years. I hope this is not over. Let me give you an advice, never "open up" to your partner. It only complicate things.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

Anonymous (ID: y8De0+0A 02/03/18 (Sat)20:54:28 No.7275061 >dad buys 2015 Diesel Dodge Ram >6 months later says "I think I'm gonna buy a new truck" >whatthefuck.jpeg 128 KB JPG >"why you just got a new one" >"I'm gonna buy a 2016. Those diesel Engines last forever" >"then why don't you make your 2015 last forever" >says I don't understand vehicles >tfw he's over $70,000 in debt and doesn't understand why Is my dad retarded?

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Honestly, ignorance is a bliss. I was happier without knowing any of this. So I've been searching info about female sexuality and their opinions about the male body. I'm shocked to learn just how many of them consider male bodies to be unappealing, how seeing a naked dude is not arousing at all, and how women are prettier to look at. To summarize (even "straight" women are saying this) >they find the vast majority of men unattractive >think women are sexier and prettier to look at >only or mostly consumes lesbian p--- (yes, straight women) because apparently straight p--- focuses on the dude's pleasure or some bs excuse, and they draw pleasure from seeing the woman being pleased (why wouldn't they consume p--- with straight couples tailored at women, then?). On the flip side, apparently many lesbians watch gay p--- (???) which again really shows how much of an incoherent mess female sexuality is >many of them find penises repulsive >way more women are bisexual compared to men Men sexuality and attraction is so simple and logical in comparison. Just imagine if dudes said that male bodies are more appealing, found most women unattractive and exclusively masturbated to gay p---, lol. Tb.h I feel rejected on a fundamental level. Like, as an individual dude I'm already automatically discarded because I'm unattractive (fair enough, it's something I had already accepted), but being seen as unappealing from the get go, is kinda hurtful. On top of that, even if you somehow ignore all of this, men are much more interested in women that vice versa, women they initiate most break ups and divorces etc, which makes the whole attraction unrequited. I guess I need to get a grip, but learning this shocked me so much...

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: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 05/15/23(Mon)08:07:11 No.89979678 >be me entering my mid-late 20s >At the age now where my testosterone levels and libido start to naturally decline >Can't even get fully hard anymore due to years of deathgrip >mfw both my sex drive and d--- broke before I even got to experience having sex

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1640215545806.jpg (135 KB, 1080x969) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)12:52:54 No.73328041 ✓ >Whenever I hear a woman talking, I instantly start imagining myself punching her in the face >Have long, vivid daydreams of fighting woman, even women who are nice to me >Will literally feel my a heady bloodlust come over me when a female cashier asks me what I want to order >Sometimes I can feel my hands cramping from the clenching I do when I imagine crushing a random lady's windpipe between my fingers >Will literally have the voice in my head screaming "HIT HER! HIT HER! HIT HER!" the entire time I'm talking to a stranger if they're a woman

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The game is rigged from the start Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon)16:09:30 No.73326609 [ >be me, 11 >Have 9 year old sister >We're friends and hang around all day >She stops hanging out with me and hangs with her friends >Ok, that's to be expected, but I don't have any friends >She turns from sweet to being mean to me about it >2 years more pass by, I'm 15, she's 13 >I'm just starting to grow up. >Let her but her own clothes >Let her drink alcohol in small quantities >How is that fair? >2 years later >At 13 I still look like a kid, meanwhile she's already as tall as me and starts to have a figure >Mom comforts me with the usual "girls grow earlier than boys" >I could understand that with girls my age, but not younger >Besides her face, she already looks like an adult >Family treats her more like an adult >"Well, she's just more... adult" >How? >"People will judge you on your appearance and she gives more of an adult appearance" >She starts to hang around boys my age, but they look good because they're equally grown >I'm despised by girls my age because I look like a twig >I can't grow muscle despite doing exercise >We've both had good grades but mine begin to drop >That makes my parents despise me more >Barely pass my last year in HS and been a neet for 2 years >Meanwhile she's going to college Man, why do girls even grow earlier than boys. That's b-------.

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Women won't date a guy who lives with his mom, but will date a guy who lives with his wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous d 05/15/23(Mon)12:31:34 No.28951766 Remember what they took from you. 528.jpg 189 KB JPG >Ask girl out >She rejects me because i live with my mom (1 have a career and can perfectly rent something, but my mom is old and I want to be close to her in case that she needs me) >Discover the girl that rejected me is no dating a married man Interesting isn't it? Women won't date a guy who lives with his mom, but will date a guy who lives with his wife and children.

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images (1) (23).jpg 34 KB JPG A chick in my Uni asked me out. She's a solid bad bitch, has massive tiddies, is politically incorrect, has dark af humor, a muscle mommy, a massive gambling addict, a crypto millionaire, an amazing cook and she gets my memes A match made in heaven, life couldn't get any better

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Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:41:39 No.73327926 [Reply] I took a shower and got a haircut. Still no girlfriend Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:43:29 No.73327943 >>73327926 (OP) >a shower I think that has to be multiple days in a row anon. >Also no gf Same Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:44:31 No.73327957

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Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)08:30:28 No.70948621 >>70948807 >>70945450 >be me >5'8" manlet >girls under 5'5" find me absolutely revolting >girls between 5'5" and 5'9" like me >girls between 5'9" and 6 don't even acknowledge my existance >girls above 6' absolutely love me I don't understand it, but I'm fine with it.

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Anonymous 61 KB PNG 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40 cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of I don't know how to feel : Anonymous >>737630720 # 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight fgt

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: Anonymous >just step out of your comfort zone >just talk to her >you need to have a personality >literally just talk to her >just go up and ask her how she is doing >just talk to her anon >just try to have some small talk and be funny maybe she likes you too! 299 KB JPG 05/15/23(Mon)16:13:37 No.73326197 POUL Why are normie dating advices always so lazy? Why are they never giving "REAL ADVICE" and just say some obvious s---? Like thank bro I know I need to talk to her no s---. I just dont know what to talk about? I need a step by step program so I know exactly what to say. I cant talk normally to people because I am literally lost for words and get nervous every time I get asked a question or the person is waiting for a answer. How the hell am I supposed to "just talk" when I dont know how that works

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Anonymous 48000 CAL PER DAY DIET moviec EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL 7 KB JPG 05/05/23(Fri)18:56:48 No.70859244 For the last 3-4 days I've been drinking two 3L jugs of olive oil a day (24000 cal each). I haven't noticed any real changes but today about halfway through jug 2 I started to feel woozy and my head has been hurting. Should I keep bulkmaxxing or is this a sign to stop? : Anonymous Don't give up bro, gains are right around the corner, headaches mean it's working Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)18:59:01 No.70859255 : Anonymous >>70859244 (OP) # I can only imagine the poops. 05/05/23(Fri)19:35:31 No.70859534 05/05/23(Fri)19:40:03 No.70859580 >>70859530 # you'd s--- almost all of it out in violent diarrhea, so nothing. Anonymous >>70859244 (OP) # that's just your body ridding itself of it's toxins bro trust the process 05/05/23(Fri)19:42:57 No.70859611

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#303, No. 57577305 2 hours ago Somewhere out there, an old Bradley is slumbering in storage, dreaming of decades gone by where it s--------- entire Iraqi tank regiments fitted with T55s and T72s, and then... >All systems are turned on... Nominal. >Something feels strange... New kit for counter insurgency? >New men enter the hatch and begin talking >What is the strange language these crewmen speak? >"Where is the sand???" >"This is... Mud..? Grass???" >Distant memories begin to click, of decades gone by. >"Did the communist return?" >It knows not of what has happened, not of the decade since it's storage. >It only knows that it's IFF is switched on, and familiar foes are identified. T-55s and T-72s. >The gun is ready. The TOWs are loaded. Seal Clubbing must be done once again. 6 replies

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File: images (5).jpg (39 KB, 480x360) concionam Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)13:45:01 No.28947024 >>28947057 >>28947522 >>28947523 >>28947672 >>28948928 >>28948942 >>28949642 >>28949654 >>28949682 >>28949840 >>28949859 >>28950258 >>28951208 >>28951374 >2 weeks ago >"opening up with my girlfriend" >confess that i was bullied in highschool >she confess she was abused in a party after passing out and that's how she lost her virginity >she acts very supportive on the matter >a week ago >found out thanks to my sister (that is friend with the best friend of my girlfriend) that she said she was "losing attraction" after finding out i was bullied >2 days ago >tell my sister that it's alright, but the fact that she (gf) was r---- also makes me lose attraction, I think of her as dirty and broken after finding out so we are even >yesterday >sister go and snitch and tell my girlfriend's best friend what i said >girlfriend's best friend tells my girlfriend >today's morning she come first hour to my apartment covered in tears and anger asking if that's the reason why I haven't touched her in 2 entire weeks. If I think she is gross. (She have a lot of self image issues, she is thin but somehow she thinks she's fat and ugly) i simply told her that if she is losing attraction she should simply say it to my face. >she slaps me and freak out asking and screaming over 5 times in succession "DO YOU THINK IM DIRTY?!" >I also scream; DO YOU THINK IM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I WAS BULLIED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER? >She walks out and turn off her phone >TFW I suppose it's part my fault too. I mishandled the situation. I acted like a scorned woman, what can i say it hurt me to know she was looking down on me. But what it hurts the most is that the fact she lost her virginity while drunk and doesn't even remember the name of the guy also disgust me. So i can't truly judge her, if anything it makes me feel guilty. We have been together over 2 years. I hope this is not over. Let me give you an advice, never "open up" to your partner. It only complicate things.

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