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O Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)19:28:49 No.73328367 [Reply] >>73328527 >>73328676 i was doing fine but then it dawned me. >i will never feel my highschool oneitis' warm breath making pathways inside my ears >i will never experience her reassuring embrace with her legs wrapped around me >i will never caress her blonde hair and kiss every bit of her slowly during and after sex >i will never spend a second not feeling guilty for treasuring her and doing my best just because she exists >i will never rout my social anxiety to be polite to her parents and get along with her mother >i will never accompany her to the places she's always wished to go, holding her hand and leading the way >she will never come to me to talk about anything that bothers her >she will never open her heart to me to and show me the color of her blood >the barrier between us set in this universe will never break >we do not even speak anymore but i can't look at anyone else. every other girl is a disturbance >i will never find someone better. the next girl can only be number 1.1, but never 1 >she will remain forever my reason for loving to exist despite constant pain >she was the one for me i am happy she's doing well. but my feelings will never reach. not even in dreams. and now it's too late. i'm sorry to have been a paralyzed insect around you. you deserve to be loved. what i meant is: i love you.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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File: 653ztm9yjtg31.jpg (15 KB, 559x423) Why are indian street vendors so unnecessarily extra? >dirty as f--- >food's dirty as f--- too >tosses s--- around pretending they're good at what they do >most of the time they just spill s--- everywhere like actual autis >stinky

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File: wash your f------ ass.jpg (48 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous Boymoder 05/16/23(Tue)12:13:04 No.73335205 ► I have used toilet paper exactly one time in all my life. When I had to take a s--- at the gas station at the mountains. If you do not wash your ass after every time you go to the toilet - you're disgusting and you've got a dirty ass

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Anonymous 365 KB PNG 05/15/23(Mon)20:47:32 No.73333326 2 Replies >be shut-in NEET >decide to go to the mall with mom >walk past people and just kind of ignore them >pass a cute brunette on my left and decide to look at her >eyes meet >slowly wrench my eyes away >rapid heartbeat >thoughts are like "S---! WHY DID I DO THAT? I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! IT'S ALL OVER! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!" >keep walking trying to look like nothing happened why does this happen to me? i'm still full of adrenaline. View Thread

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Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)16:36:01 No.637306043 $70 well spent 5 2023051517335500- CC47F0DEC75C1FD3B1F95FA9F9D57667.jpg 278 KB JPG : Anonymous >>637306043 (OP) # its a symbol of jainism if its aligned like that. put in the effort and rotate it 45 degrees you coward 05/15/23 (Mon)16:37:51 No.637306184 >>637306309 # >>637306404 # >>637308718 # >>637313937 # >>637316543 # >>637316628 # >>637317521 # 05/15/23 (Mon)16:39:22 No.637306309 Anonymous >>637306184 # I thought it was a symbol for buddhism? >>637308214 # >>637308404 # >>637316543 # >>637319050 # >>637319570 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:40:37 No.637306404 Anonymous >>637306184 # the flag of the early 1920s Nazi party had it like that

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E Anonymous (ID: CJFK1yOk) It's Over: Elon Permabans Twit(...) Elon Musk @elonmusk. 2d As soon as @LindaYacc is ready, we will do a Spaces where you can ask us anything 26.8K 14.3K 111K ₁19.8M TopLobsta @TopLobsta. 2d Replying to @elonmusk and @lindayacc We'd prefer you launch @lindayacc into space. 20 1327 05/15/23(Mon)16:02:05 No.427150222 >>427150222 (OP) # Good. lindayacc.jpg 91 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: B4X/OwFM) + >make joke about Elon's WEF jewess CEO >instantly permab& https://twitter.com/TopLobsta 391 Anonymous (ID: KwO8mzGj ₁16,346 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:07 No.427150316 Anonymous (ID: J5ZLINFa 05/15/23 (Mon)16:03:17 No.427150332 Shut the f--- up democrap, Elon is /ourguy/, he's taking us to Mars while you're eating farts >>427150424 # >>427150436 # >>427150840 # >>427151079 # >>427160655 # >>427163441 # >>427169549 # >>427176367 # >>427177386 # 05/15/23(Mon)16:03:58 No.427150396 >>427150222 (OP) # holy f--- its really, that austitc f--- took it personal and perma banned. What a f----- Elon is turning out to be having that WEF bitch on board >>427150701 # >>427152680 # >>427153107 # >>427167586 # >>427171507 # >>427174070 # >>427175354 # >>427175646 #

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File: images (5).jpg (39 KB, 480x360) concionam Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)13:45:01 No.28947024 >>28947057 >>28947522 >>28947523 >>28947672 >>28948928 >>28948942 >>28949642 >>28949654 >>28949682 >>28949840 >>28949859 >>28950258 >>28951208 >>28951374 >2 weeks ago >"opening up with my girlfriend" >confess that i was bullied in highschool >she confess she was abused in a party after passing out and that's how she lost her virginity >she acts very supportive on the matter >a week ago >found out thanks to my sister (that is friend with the best friend of my girlfriend) that she said she was "losing attraction" after finding out i was bullied >2 days ago >tell my sister that it's alright, but the fact that she (gf) was r---- also makes me lose attraction, I think of her as dirty and broken after finding out so we are even >yesterday >sister go and snitch and tell my girlfriend's best friend what i said >girlfriend's best friend tells my girlfriend >today's morning she come first hour to my apartment covered in tears and anger asking if that's the reason why I haven't touched her in 2 entire weeks. If I think she is gross. (She have a lot of self image issues, she is thin but somehow she thinks she's fat and ugly) i simply told her that if she is losing attraction she should simply say it to my face. >she slaps me and freak out asking and screaming over 5 times in succession "DO YOU THINK IM DIRTY?!" >I also scream; DO YOU THINK IM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I WAS BULLIED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER? >She walks out and turn off her phone >TFW I suppose it's part my fault too. I mishandled the situation. I acted like a scorned woman, what can i say it hurt me to know she was looking down on me. But what it hurts the most is that the fact she lost her virginity while drunk and doesn't even remember the name of the guy also disgust me. So i can't truly judge her, if anything it makes me feel guilty. We have been together over 2 years. I hope this is not over. Let me give you an advice, never "open up" to your partner. It only complicate things.

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Honestly, ignorance is a bliss. I was happier without knowing any of this. So I've been searching info about female sexuality and their opinions about the male body. I'm shocked to learn just how many of them consider male bodies to be unappealing, how seeing a naked dude is not arousing at all, and how women are prettier to look at. To summarize (even "straight" women are saying this) >they find the vast majority of men unattractive >think women are sexier and prettier to look at >only or mostly consumes lesbian p--- (yes, straight women) because apparently straight p--- focuses on the dude's pleasure or some bs excuse, and they draw pleasure from seeing the woman being pleased (why wouldn't they consume p--- with straight couples tailored at women, then?). On the flip side, apparently many lesbians watch gay p--- (???) which again really shows how much of an incoherent mess female sexuality is >many of them find penises repulsive >way more women are bisexual compared to men Men sexuality and attraction is so simple and logical in comparison. Just imagine if dudes said that male bodies are more appealing, found most women unattractive and exclusively masturbated to gay p---, lol. Tb.h I feel rejected on a fundamental level. Like, as an individual dude I'm already automatically discarded because I'm unattractive (fair enough, it's something I had already accepted), but being seen as unappealing from the get go, is kinda hurtful. On top of that, even if you somehow ignore all of this, men are much more interested in women that vice versa, women they initiate most break ups and divorces etc, which makes the whole attraction unrequited. I guess I need to get a grip, but learning this shocked me so much...

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O Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)19:28:49 No.73328367 [Reply] >>73328527 >>73328676 i was doing fine but then it dawned me. >i will never feel my highschool oneitis' warm breath making pathways inside my ears >i will never experience her reassuring embrace with her legs wrapped around me >i will never caress her blonde hair and kiss every bit of her slowly during and after sex >i will never spend a second not feeling guilty for treasuring her and doing my best just because she exists >i will never rout my social anxiety to be polite to her parents and get along with her mother >i will never accompany her to the places she's always wished to go, holding her hand and leading the way >she will never come to me to talk about anything that bothers her >she will never open her heart to me to and show me the color of her blood >the barrier between us set in this universe will never break >we do not even speak anymore but i can't look at anyone else. every other girl is a disturbance >i will never find someone better. the next girl can only be number 1.1, but never 1 >she will remain forever my reason for loving to exist despite constant pain >she was the one for me i am happy she's doing well. but my feelings will never reach. not even in dreams. and now it's too late. i'm sorry to have been a paralyzed insect around you. you deserve to be loved. what i meant is: i love you.

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