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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 05/17/23(Wed)14:58:16 No.73349895 >Finally get a girlfriend >She's constantly bombarding me with stupid 5 second ADHD zoomer tiktok videos and retarded "memes" that make no sense >Send her 1 low tier outdated meme posted on 4chan that most anons wouldn't even look twice at >She thinks it's f------ hilarious and now I'm "king of memes" in her group I f------ hate women so much robotbros

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Anonymous 301 KB PNG 05/17/23(Wed)14:06:36 No.73349578 >inceldom is rising >more and more young men are dropping out of society >more and more young men are neither dating nor want to get married >society and women get nervous and try to label us as incels and demonize us in the media >cant stop the rising number of young men done with trying in life Thats what these f------ get for denying us a basic need. Its simple: NO P---- = NO WORK = NO TAXES = NO SOCIETY

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6 replies #1, No. 73347916 6 hours ago 1674367441279916 PNG 680x817 241.8 kB >be me, incel weirdo for years >want gf more than anything >finally get gf >get bored and annoyed within a month and start feeling overburdened with a responsibility to spend all my time with her >realise i prefer being alone >retreat to my goon cave many such cases

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I think women are lying about what they want I think women are lying about (...) 42 KB JPG >still no gf 05/16/23(Tue)21:32:35 No.73345232 >be me >fat kid with feminist politics >no gf >turn 18 >get fit >join the army >save a s--- ton of money >get depressed for unrelated reasons. >go home on disability >get fat >get fit again >use benefits to start working on a degree >work s----- job >give up on politics >start spending time here >post about my s----- life >stop caring about things in general >talk to some quit young college girl >start dating >I have a gf now >she claims to be low maintenance >she's more misogynistic then me >she doesn't mind being cynical about the world. tfw you literally try everything to be a respectful, responsible, and positive mate; but your first gf said yes when you were the exact opposite. : Anonymous >>73345232 (OP) # >young women are retarded, and don't know what they want Color me surprised. Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:41:51 No.73345841 : Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:43:45 No.73345856 they are absolutely lying. they know that it's not socially acceptable to say they are cynical and mean in their heart of hearts, so they lie to maintain status and reputation. everyone does it but women do it more, and better 05/16/23(Tue)22:44:00 No.73345859 Women lying? Lmao. How am I suppose to take this thread seriously when you propose such absurdities ?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3634.jpg (58 KB, 1050x656) [Advertise o Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed)13:19:18 No.899407524 >The bad guy's called Vladimir >The good guy's called Volodymyr The dungeon master got lazy

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Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)20:42:27 No.34781440 ► >>34781709 >>34783890 >>34784522 >>34791539 >>34781288 >be me, 17 year old canadafag >be outside with the boys walking at dusk >two of the fellas head home, leaving me and my best friend >best friend spots a house out in the distance >looks abandoned and theres an old car near it(looks like it's from the 50s), so us being fallout fans decide to go check it out for fun >baddecision.exe >we get to the thing, and it's kinda in a field >smells like rot >the car was neat though >something scrapes the wall next to us from the inside >being idiots we egg each other on to go check it out >we open the door and go inside >rot smell is even worse >there's a room to the left of us where we heard the scraping >we open up the door >room's filled with decaying, half eaten deer >friend catches glimpse of a f----- up leg going up into the ceiling, like something was climbing up there to hide >we gtfo haven't been back since, but a bit ago or so some kid disappeared right near the area. He still hasn't been found.

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 05/14/23(Sun)00:30:34 No.73307838 Story time >be me >was friends with this guy for more than 3 years >about 2 years ago he got a gf >one year after that they started being degenerates >she was seeing a guy behind his back and he eventually found out but just became a cuck >advise him not to do it but he tells me it's fine >knew she was spending more time and having sex with the other guy but still "dated" her >fast forward to 3 days ago >he told me that his "girlfriend" made him "p---- free" and moved in with the guy she's cheating with >she doesn't even text him anymore >he literally got dumped and abandoned but he still thinks he's "dating" her I genuinely tried to warn him but now he's completely delusional

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Anonymous 81 KB PNG 05/17/23 (Wed)09:25:17 No.73348057 >be with mom last week >she is asking again when I will get a gf >explain to her AGAIN that I am not capable of getting one since nature decides through genetics who gets women and who not >she is getting p----- AGAIN >yell at me yo man up >leave to my room >sit there for a couple hours >come to realization that my mom like every other woman will never understand me >she is just another worthless breeding roastie like the rest of them >realize that if this w---- just could have kept her legs closed I would have never been here >I would have never been tortured by existence if she wasnt another braindead thot that just cant keep her instincts under control and f--- >start fantasizing about going back in time and killing her >unironically want to hurt my mom now When did you guys realize that your moms are just worthless w----- that are the reason for your pain and should be punished for it? I hate this W---- for making me endure life as a 26 year old virgin

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Why are humans like this? >Look at this animal that could easily disembowel me >Let's go pet it

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: Anonymous Saturday, January 13 & EMERGENCY ALERTS Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAIL SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL 71 KB JPG : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 01/13/18(Sat)17:52:22 Why didn't you confess your love to your crush during the missile alert? What did you have to lose? No.42473733 01/13/18(Sat) 18:02:53 No.42473933 >>42473733 (OP) # >did this >she actually said yes >feel amazing >feel even more amazing once I find out that the alert wasn't actually real and I'll get to keep living, with her by my side >she texts back shortly after, saying that she doesn't actually like me and only said yes because she thought we were about to die and she wanted me to be happy in my final moments F--- this s---. I wish I was nuked.

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Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it 74 KB JPG

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108 KB JPG >Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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