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File: winonas.jpg (65 KB, 676x1000) O Robot realities. Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)14:51:51 No.73426994 >be me >low level retail scrub in glorious year of our economy 2055 >live in pod 337B on the 12th floor of subclass housing building 5 >nice building, has one window on every floor to look out >at work one day ringing up long line of consoomers from higher statuses than me >apologize to each of them for the short wait and complement their fine selections >they give me dirty looks and of course don't talk to me >manager comes up to me, she looks serious >she is a qt3.14 from a few ranks superior to me >slightly graying hair but it's hot that she's so confident and doesn't try to hide it >really nice skin and bigger booba too >"anon, I need to talk to you in my office" she puts her hand on my shoulder >assume today is my firing day and I will henceforth be relegated to the desecration zone >she sits me down in her office and closes the door >she pulls up her skirt and puts her vajay in my face >"go ahead and smell it anon, take some deep breaths" >do as she instructs but I'm careful not to touch her as that is forbidden >"all I can give you is a few sniffs but I have on these cotton underwear today so you can get a good look" >"it looks so nice when it's shaved like that ma'am" I say >"that's right anon, I did that for you because you're my special guy" >she gives me a little hug and presses her booba against me >sends me back to work as she checks off a few things on her clipboard >this procedure is shown to reduce subclass an hero's by up to 85% >next guy is on his way in as I'm leaving, give him a nod >wash the splooge out of my only pair of boxers that night in the community sink >thanks Biden

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