File: philspencer2.0.jpg (135 KB, 1400x1050) XBOX Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon)08:25:54 No.640418261 [Reply] >$100 per year to play hundreds of games each year including new games Vs >Paying $70 for each individual game Explain how this is bad for the consumer? I've seen people try but they just sound like Sony cultists. 27 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon)09:04:30 No.64042125 0

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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65 KB JPG knife >be me few years ago >on double date with best friend and his gf >my gf is 8/10 religious girl >everything is going great >we are paying the bill when best friend mentions something about a butterfly >brainblast.jpeg >"yeah, you butterfly deez nuts in your face" >best friend dies laughing >best friend gf is giggling >my gf is just staring at me >"anon, I think we should see other people" >laugh harder thinking she was joking >she walks out of the restaurant and into best friend gf's car (I drove her there) >everyone is super quiet >"idk what she's on about anon, it was pretty funny" >fast forward to yesterday >talking with best friend >he mentions the double date >laugh my ass off because I'm over it >look her up on Facebook >200 pounds fatter with 2 kids and no husband >kek F--- you Ashley rot in hell.

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPEG 6/12/2023, 4:14:07 PM No.98873753 > Be me > 28 y/o virgin incel > never had the balls to talk to female gender, become mysogynist > Go to twitch > see cute girl streaming, not your usual hottub slut > Go to her stream > my username literally comes out of her mouth and she welcomes me to the stream > donate her a buck > she thanks me > Most affection I have ever recieved from a female > I misunderstood females until now > Feelsgoodman.jpeg

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Anon hates modern society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6.0 252 KB JPG 06/12/23 (Mon)10:03:44 No.73646717 >be modern man >dont question authority >dont question democracy >dont question the media >worship the rich >be ashamed of being working class >hate on fellow working class people >listen to celebrity advice like they the Buddha >ignore poverty >ignore inequality >ignore the rise of depression >ignore the rise of lonely men >ignore that you get no p---- >ignore that you get zero affection of the opposite gender >no thoughts just consoom >support party A or party B like it makes a difference >think everything is okay and we live in the best time ever >worry about race and gender while the rich stay exploiting the planet >still expected to participate in society F--- this I hate this world, my life and the society I live in

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Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies | /r/Greentext

4h (5/9 6:05) 184446463 39 Re . 5 Img JPG · 53KB · (543 × 417) · 1457912457817.jpg 17 Replies >Just got out of a generation defining global pandemic >Russia invades Ukraine, China definitely invading Taiwan any year now >Progress in Al is exploding, unemployment is about to go through the roof >Full on ecological collapse as more and more climate change tipping points are reached Is this the best season of Human Civilization?

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

>be me >it's 1AM >have to pee >like, really bad >get out of bed and waddle to bathroom, half-asleep >start peeing, still half-asleep 155 KB JPG >God it feels so good >look down >completely missed the toilet bowl, p----- all over the floor >ohshit.png >mom saw everything cause i left the door open >OHSHIT.png >wake up >itwasalladream.exe >wait, bed feels weird >mfw i p----- and s--- myself

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Anon gets free starbucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon )06:21:06 No.73645098 21 KB JPG >be me >go to park >sit on bench for hours because I don't have anyone to talk to >notice two beautiful women come up to me >they give me a starbucks drink because they saw me sitting alone for hours >they leave and I never see them again What did they mean this?

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Anon has a unexpected turn | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon loses his best fren | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG >get injured a few times but the vet fixes him up and he recovers >cat now 19yrs old >old injuries are catching up to him >hasn't been able to move very well these past couple of months 06/11/23(Sun)18:52:59 No.73642361 >starts losing balance a week ago, instead of his usual bed he now rests in the hallway near his food. When you pet him it feels like skin and bones. Drinks a lot more now : Anonymous >have cat >a real warrior, fought off hawks and caught rabbits >yesterday is unable to stand on his own, gives me that look with dilated pupils that he is tired and in terrible pain >today unable to lift his head, make him drink water and hand feed him the biggest steak he's ever seen >vet says at his age and state the best they could do would be to make him a bit more comfortable for a month at best >putting down my best buddy tomorrow 我告诉自己不许哭 I told myself don't cry 123 KB JPG 06/11/23(Sun)18:56:57 No.73642402 This broke my heart op. Stay strong

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Anon has a fever dream | /r/Greentext

54 KB JPG >Be me, 13 at the time >Sitting in English class >Ms Davis bends over and I see a tiddy >Pop a huge boner >Didn't realize it at the time but having a 7 incher is unusual for my age >Literally impossible to hide with my athletic shorts >All of the girls swarm my desk >One of them is running her hand up my thigh >Another is taking a selfie with it super close to her face >Suddenly the most popular, hottest girl in class walks over >She pulls my shorts down >Pants still at my ankles, I run out the class in tears >I waddle to principal's office as fast as I can >Explain everything that happened >I forget that my penis is out >He starts sucking my d--- >I s--- >He gets mad, calls my parents, explains that I s--- while he was sucking me off >My parents spank me

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anon discovers biology class. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/06/2023, 16:17:37 No.28307796 83 KB JPEG > be me > obsessed with biology > rat dissection next week > super excited! > disection time!1!!! > see rats face, realise it was a living animal with friends and a family > still need to see the insides > stomach bursts on my clothes > vomit and cry and leave the room > now all the food i smell and eat reminds me of the rat and i refuse to eat it > dangerously underweight > goes to doctor > mfw a rat gives me an eating disorder

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Anon wonders what people will be doing during the Reddit Blackout Protest. | /r/Greentext

File: 61ebjoEXdQL._AC_UF1000.10(...).jpg (62 KB, 920x1000) Reddit Blackout Protest. Anonymous 06/11/23(Sun)17:40:02 No.73641582 ► >So guys, as you probably know, there is a blackout protest going on on Reddit starting soon on June 12th because of the upcoming API changes on Reddit. >Several subreddits that are participating will be private for 48 hours. >Some are threatening to remain privated unless the API changes don't happen. >So I want to ask everyone here who uses Reddit, what are you going to do during the Reddit Blackout Protest?Personally I am gonna go dark and stop using Reddit for 48 hours, maybe longer depending on what is going on, but I would like to hear what you would be doing.

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File: philspencer2.0.jpg (135 KB, 1400x1050) XBOX Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon)08:25:54 No.640418261 [Reply] >$100 per year to play hundreds of games each year including new games Vs >Paying $70 for each individual game Explain how this is bad for the consumer? I've seen people try but they just sound like Sony cultists. 27 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon)09:04:30 No.64042125 0

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