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153 KB PNG I accidentally fisted my roommate >be me, 18, move into college dorm >roomate is also 18, gay >I mention I do boxing every so often >roomate jokes I could use him as a punching bag >end up punching his butt cheek as a joke >roomate said I should actually use his cheeks as a punching bag so I can save some money instead of going to the boxing club >over 2 weeks it develops from me punching his cheeks while he was clothed to him being naked so I don't "ruin" his clothes >end up punching his a------ as well as his cheeks >roommate says I should lube my hands so I don't get skin burn, I fall for it >punching his cheeks developed into me punching his a------ >end up punching his hole exclusively because my hand would go straight in and the effort to pull it out actually made me gain muscle >now I'm basically fisting him as a workout >this goes on for a month >one night I'm fisting him, look in the mirror and he's smiling and moaning >stop and leave straight away after realising how f----- up it was I unironically fisted my roommate without realising it

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon is a savage | /r/Greentext

1.98 MB GIF >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea >take out my d--- and piss on the doormat >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off

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Anon explains tomboys | /r/Greentext

>>71261388 >>71259686 (Cross-thread) Anonymous 06/13/23(Tue)05:03:28 No.71259686 ✓ >>71262249 (211 KB, 1080x1336) google yandex iqdb wait anon-knows-why-tomboys-ar(...).jpg >>71259141 (Cross-thread) Oh m----------- you have no goddamned idea how wrong you are. Tomboys are not just straight from a modern perspective (as picrel so elegantly described), they are the definition of what a woman is supposed to be. This is not just personal preference, it's f------ in our genetics. Turn back the clock about twenty thousand years, back to the days of stone and caves. We humans didn't live very long, and our days were rife with fending off predators and competing tribes. So when Grug decides he wants to f--- and make babby, who is he gonna choose? The delicate little flower that will probably die during childbirth, constantly needs protection, and will raise her children to depend on others in the tribe? Or the fit, muscular proto-tomboy that has proven time and again she can defend herself against a f------ cougar and raise her children to do the same? Liking strong, muscular females who can bear strong offspring is in our DNA. It's in the DNA of EVERY animal, not just humans. You think lionesses sit and wait like dainty little waifs for a lion to come by and sweep them off their feet? You think male swans are lining up to find the weakest, most pathetic female they can find? Even those animals who reproduce primarily through r----- a viable female do their best to find mates that are proven to be strong, and only mate with weaker specimens if they do not have any other option. Tomboys are not just straight, they are what nature intended. Anything else is a f------ aberration. You are the incorrect one, you absolute f------ genetic clown.

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Anon sings a christmas song. | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Pep.jpg (56 KB, 888x526) And we'll say "no maaann...." We just want to laugh at world of clowns... A chick with a dong... A fox in a thong... Browsing through a website called 4 chan. In the evening we can go to /pol/ man... We'll pretend they're just messin' around... They'll ask "are you feds?" Later ooonn we'll inquire... About the vaaaacine supplier... O Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)13:52:47 No.73546473 Through the booaaards we are browsing... And the pooosts are arousing... Anons unite... We're sperging tonight... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Advertise on 4chanj Gone awaaay is the normie... Only aaaaautists before me.... The people are mean... The text it is green.... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/3 0/0/1/3

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Anon has some thoughts about trans people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous You are a f------ degenerate 603 KB PNG : Anonymous values > Centrists hate trannies because their arguments are illogical > Feminists hate trannies because they intrude on women's spaces > LGBs hate trannies because they forced themselves onto the LGB acronym > Communists hate trannies because they're going against nature Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)22:21:23 No.901002524 Everyone from all corners of the political compass is teaming up to fight against gender ideology. We're on our "Unlikely Alliance" arc. This is some Hero's Journey type s---. Trannies don't stand a chance. >>901004006 # > Neo-Nazis hate trannies because they have a mental illness > Capitalists hate trannies because they violate the Non-Aggression Principle > Conservatives hate trannies because they go against Christian >>901003381 # 06/15/23(Thu)22:25:41 No.901002690 06/15/23(Thu)22:32:12 No.901002941 : Anonymous >>901002524 (OP) # No they aren't you obsessed closeted F----- 06/15/23(Thu)22:33:04 No.901002978

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15% minimum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THE FBI FEDERAL CONTACT US ABOUT US Forms Home • Thank You For Your Tip BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Thank You Your tip has been submitted. >>51429214 # enjoy prison >>51429823 # Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)21:26:03 No.51429695 MOST WANTED 1665495662374989.jpg 60 KB JPG NEWS T JUSTICE >>51429695 # Do americans really tip even their alphabet soup agencies? *** 06/15/23(Thu)21:29:03 No.51429823

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG >be me and my room mate. >both incels >it's okay sometimes but it's kinda sad because I wanted to know what it feels like to be with girl >one night me and room mate discussing girls and our failures >he gets frustrated and pushes me over and starts ripping off my clothes >"wh-what are you doing room mate?" >he doesn't answer and just flips me over like a pancake (he's always been stronger than me) >he inserts himself into me and it hurts >I don't know what's going on but it starts to feel good >we both c-- at the same time like his c-- went through me like a beautiful fountain that came out of my penis >we sit awkwardly for a bit >"why did you do that?" >"bro it's okay. Gender is fluid these days. Just before c------ I identified as a girl. So we just lost our virginity without being gay! >I start to cry because he's right >I've now lost my virginity to a girl. there's hope for us fellas. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

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Anon plays pacman | /r/Greentext

>/var/cache/pacman/pkg >19.4 GiB 3h (6/15 20:19) 94088833 >pacman 1980, 24kb >pacman 2023, 19gb What went so wrong? 1h (6/15 22:12) 94090687 >>94088780 (OP) paccache(1) 1h (6/15 22:18)-94090786 >>94088780 (OP) unused storage is wasted storage. : : :

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Tell me you don't go outside without telling me you don't go outside | /r/Greentext

Post your standards for gf Mine: - 16 to 19 years old 287 KB JPG - Virgin, has never seen a penis, has never thought of a man sexually. - 170 to 175cm tall, small-medium boobs, pink n------, wide hips, feminine fat distribution, very little muscle mass. - Either strawberry blonde with blue eyes or light brown hair with green eyes; wavy hair ideally, porcelain white skin, with rosy cheeks, and visible veins. - Takes care of her body but doesn't mind eating more during special occasions and gaining a few pounds after pregnancy. - Hobbies and interest are cute and feminine; cooking, baking, sewing, embroidery, reading, playing classical instruments (piano, violin, flute, etc), singing, gardening, flower arranging, birdwatching, stargazing, traditional archery, airgun/rimfire target shooting. - Dresses in a cute feminine way; dresses with lace, in pastel colors and white; traditional European inspired styles, dresses always below knee-high, might wear clothes with more skin exposed in presence of me and close family/friends alone. Wears pantyhose/stockings most of the time. Never wears pants or sneakers outside athletic activities. Uses cute, tasteful jewelry gifted my me all the time. - Doesn't work, doesn't drive, doesn't curse, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink outside a cup of wine with meals or champagne, doesn't talk to strangers unless necessary, specially with male strangers, doesn't have male friends. Doesn't have strong opinions of her own, no political opinions except being pro-family. - Devout Roman Catholic - Wants kids, doesn't take the pill, always begging to get filled with my seed. - Doesn't mind me spending my entire paycheck in guns and cars - Loves me dearly, is compassionate and understanding of my flaws and mistakes. 85 Replies/17 Images View Thread

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anon interested in human flesh cowboy hats | /r/Greentext

10 KB JPG >be bored >depressed >want to find a new game to stop the pain >w-- is rimworld >bye world >watch YouTube >colony sim >base building >murderous guinea pigs >real s---? >human flesh hats >ooohhh >living blood bag >devilish >average time played by players >500 hours

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anon criticizes chuds | /r/Greentext

79KiB, 487x498, 1686538699043121.gif View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 21:58:39 No.640828273 Deleted View Original Report Quoted By: >>640828526 >>640828715 >>640829512 >>640829580 >>640829641 >>640829762 >>640829798 >>640829878 >>640 >>640831141 >WINDOWS 10 IS BAD I WILL CONTINUE USING WINDOWS 7 >GAY RIGHTS ARE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS I WILL CONTINUE BEING A BIGOT >BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY IN THEIR COUNTRIES I WILL CONTINUE BEING A RACIST >NEW STEAM IS BAD I WON'T USE IT Why are chuds afraid of change? Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:00:33 No.640828474 Report If the only winning move is not to play, I'd still call you a f-----. Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:01:08 No.640828526 >>640828273 Really, only the first statement is wrong. View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 48fwwztmk3c41.jpg, 71 KiB, 912x1024 Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:01:21 No.640828558 "Oh Windows? yeah I use 8.1, what about it?" Report Report

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Anon does shrooms | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YN1Q19JQ) 06/13/23(Tue)11:40:10 No.430531395 >>430538860 >>430558196 File: 1679022276844547.jpg (172 KB, 1125x1125) >>430504186 I'll tell you about the last time I was on shrooms, where one of my plans was to experience an orgasm while on a high dose >>430532427 >>430533402 >be me >a good 3 hours into a high dose mushroom trip >for the last 30 minutes i've just been laughing myself hoarse because waves of extremely intense euphoria keep washing over my body, from tip of the toes all the way out the skull >just wriggle in bed in hysterical laughter to the point of exhaustion >getting control back ever so slightly >think "im lying down anyway, perfect time to bust a nut" >pull out massive hip onahole because im that guy >try to pull my pants down >pants cannot be located >after a few minutes I think they are down, start searching for penis >I am tripping too hard to even see, so simply try to fondle my way to my own d--- and balls >this task takes tremendous effort >when I finally get a hold on the damn thing, I realized my boxers are still on and start crying laughing >I have a thing where I cant clench my fists or even hold onto anything whenever I laugh hard >lose grip on penis and it disappears into the ocean that is my body >20 or so minutes go by >finally, everything prepared, d--- in hand, several KGs of life like silicone f--- toy at the ready >try to maintain erection long enough to shove it into the dry hole >while also trying to figure out how to open p--- on my phone (which i quickly realize is impossible because i dont speak ancient sumerian and thats what my phone is trying to talk to me with) >rely on good old fantasy >it goes from feeling the most intense sexual experience i've ever fathomed to losing myself in the fantasy im actively creating >eventually d--- goes ultra instinct >the time has come >l intent to e-------- with the force of a thousand suns >at the point of no return, time ceases to exist for me >i feel my entire being and the universe coalesce in pure ecstasy in the upper middle part of my frontal lobe >i can literally feel and see my soul leaving my body >i nut and laugh

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Not sure if this is the 'bloodiest', but it's the 'cringiest' for sure. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p1gQ2Jir) Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU 06/04/23(Sun)12:41:03 No.429363897 We need Australia in the tank coalition of free nations. Dear Australians, this message is for you: Each and every tank we receive from Australia will help us break through the enemy's defenses - and as a result, regain our land and save the lives of our people. M1A1 ABRAMS TANKS 2:05 AM-Jun 1, 2023-829.8K Views 0:17 / 1:00 australia-ukraine-tanks.png 342 KB PNG >Goes on wikipedia page for M1A1 Abrams tank >Checks which countries are using it and how many >Sees Australia has Abrams tanks >Makes mad max style propaganda video because reddit said that australians like mad max >Gibs me dat! https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status /1664060450772865026

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153 KB PNG I accidentally fisted my roommate >be me, 18, move into college dorm >roomate is also 18, gay >I mention I do boxing every so often >roomate jokes I could use him as a punching bag >end up punching his butt cheek as a joke >roomate said I should actually use his cheeks as a punching bag so I can save some money instead of going to the boxing club >over 2 weeks it develops from me punching his cheeks while he was clothed to him being naked so I don't "ruin" his clothes >end up punching his a------ as well as his cheeks >roommate says I should lube my hands so I don't get skin burn, I fall for it >punching his cheeks developed into me punching his a------ >end up punching his hole exclusively because my hand would go straight in and the effort to pull it out actually made me gain muscle >now I'm basically fisting him as a workout >this goes on for a month >one night I'm fisting him, look in the mirror and he's smiling and moaning >stop and leave straight away after realising how f----- up it was I unironically fisted my roommate without realising it

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