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Anon modifies his books | /r/Greentext
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![File: cover1.jpg (211 KB, 800x450) >While waiting for food I get an idea >Tell her about reddit >I show her a few cute subreddits >Degeneracy kicks in >Open r/shitposting and start to scroll Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri) 18:23:47 No.29196785 [Reply] >Be me, 6ft2 chad-lite >Just dumped in last relationship because girlfriend thought I was weird >Friend introduces me to new girl >She is a slimthick goddess real qt 3.14 >Out for dinner date at Thai place >Talk to girl and hit if off. >Ask waiter to take food away >Cry in car and call friend >Her hands are wrapped around me >My arms around her shoulder >Feet licking memes and other degenerate pics on front page >Girl nervously laughs "Oh is this what guys normally look at?" >Try to explain, "Sorry, I don't know why this is on the forum... it usually isnt this bad" >Tell her it will get better if I scroll a bit more >Girl visibly looks scared as hitler worship and misogynistic posts keep scrolling into view >Panic >Scroll more >Short gif of guy creating a fleshlight within a body pillow >She physically retracts and shuffles away from me >"I need to go to the toilet and you look like you need some privacy" >Food is served to table >Girl says she is not hungry anymore >Tells me that she is actually just going to go home >Brain starts to process what the f--- just happened >Cringe and shame sets in >10 minutes laughing at the night and calling me a retard >Wake up next morning to hear qt 3.14 told her whole friend group I'm a closeted body pillow f------ p--- >Other girl In that friend group I was interested in blocks me >Want to uninstall reddit >Can't >Why am I like this bros, help Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri)18:26:37 No.29196794 typical redditor moment kys f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/610/739/404.png "Anon is a reddit degenerate | /r/Greentext")
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