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Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.21130668 >>21130730 File: rarepepe.png (73 KB, 1229x830) IGHT >Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >I let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >I check my daily GBP chart >150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY >I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs >mummy staggers into my doorway >y-yes, sweetie? >I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >I go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >I put on my barney shirt and big boy shorts >mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that >we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears >WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >I suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA >mummy looks at me >i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I-I'd stay w-with Chad >1-I just w-want s-someone to l-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop still >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror >I am an autist >I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-...I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? >Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home >I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >I get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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