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North Korea is based >visited North Korea on a guided trip >seemed like a fun way to die >there was a basketball court outside the hotel >they invite me to play, everyone is required to wear a business suit 1.29 MB PNG >I'm 6'1". which is like 7 ft tall here >I'm white, so super athletic by comparison >no defense, draining 3s, crossing them over, racking up assists, feeling like Jokic >my tour guide makes little pew pew motions with his hands every time I score >think it's cool, start doing the same thing back to him >North Korea activates, he freaks out, turns out he was threatening me >my teammates run at him aggressively >he's yelling and ranting >They circle around him and beat him senseless >Never threaten me with a good time RIP Hong Yong-hwa

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 ► >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 ► >>53878515 File: 410gxVYUO8L SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Janitor heard 'annoying alarms' and turned off freezer, ruining 20 years of school research worth $1 million, lawsuit says 06/27/23(Tue)09:52:44 No.4323454 By Jessica Xing, CNN Published 3:42 AM EDT, Tue June 27, 2023 Jeremy Graham/Alamy Stock Photo Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, New York, has filed a lawsuit against the employer of a janitor who it says turned off a lab freezer containing research materials. what the f---... E4690DE5-4402-472C-9C6F-063A11FC7F60.jpg 610 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: KJYO4nw4) 06/27/23(Tue)09:53:33 No.43234551 >>432345456 (OP) # >A warning was posted on the freezer, according to the court filing. .html >"THIS FREEZER IS BEEPING AS IT IS UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT MOVE OR UNPLUG IT. NO CLEANING REQUIRED IN THIS AREA. YOU CAN PRESS THE ALARM/TEST MUTE BUTTON FOR 5-10 SECONDS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MUTE THE SOUND," the warning read, according to the suit. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/27/us/janitor-alarm- freezer-rensselaer-polytechnic-lawsuit-new-york/index >>432345628 # >>432345641 # >>432345692 # >>432345792 # >>432345924 # >>432346124 # >>432346337 # >>432346526 # >>432346620 # >>432346836 # >>432347583 # >>432347666 # >>432347701 # >>432348481 # >>432349224 # >>432350362 # >>432350784 # >>432352135 # >>432352519 # >>432353257 # >>432355182 # >>432355209 # >>432356329 # >>432357798 # >>432358254 # >>432358967 # >>432359083 # >>432364023 # >>432364839 # >>432365281 # >>432365471 # >>432365789 # >>432371126 # >>432374574 # >>432374999 # >>432375568 #

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Anon installs LINAK | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 94294759 1 hour ago 1687777350199 PNG 952x954 249.4 kB >SISTER: Mom, my PC is broken, Anon deleted the desktop again... >MOM: Is that true dear? We'll get that sorted out at Best Buy. >2 hours later... >PC REPAIR MAN: Looks like someone installed a virus called Linux on this computer... no worries, we can install a copy of Windows for free, the service charge will be only $39.99 >MOM: Sounds good, I better give Anon a whooping for installing viruses Linak or whatever on the computer. >1 hour later... >MOM: So Anon, why did you install viruses on your sister's PC? K aty >ANON: Mom you don't get it, its an operating system called Arch Linux, it runs faster and bet- >MOM: ANON. Answer me. The Best Buy computer guy told me that you installed a virus called LINAK on your sister's PC. Why did you install a virus? Are you trying to do hacking? You'll get the FBI on us Anon! >ANON: But Mom, it's just a different operat- >MOM: ANON you are banned from using the computer for the next 3 months. No more hacking and no more Linak viruses. Or we'll send you off to get adopted. >SISTER: Told you so Anon. At least the Best buy computer guy was able to fix it. Mom you better get Anon to pay the $40 service fee as well. >ANON: No f--- you! You can't make me pay for just upgrading your operating system! >MOM: No swearing! Anon you are to go outside and sweep the yard until dinner. You can look forward to 2 plates of broccoli tonight. >ANON: FAK YOU MOM! I JUST WANTED TO COMPILE SOFTWEARE. >SISTER: Mom Anon is scaring me with his hacking speak! >MOM: Alright Anon that's enough. We're bringing you to the orphanage. Enough with this hacking stuff, we don't want the FBI breaking down our doors. >MOM drives ANON to the orphanage. >MOM: Alright, we're bringing our troubled son ANON here to get adopted. >RECEPTIONIST: Alright, just sign these forms and we can find your son a loving and caring family. >ANON: Mom I can't believe you're doing this. >RECEPTIONIST: Be quiet kid, we'll get you in a loving home very soon. 5 replies # 2, No. 94294766 1 hour ago >>94294759 (OP) >MOM signs forms and drives away. >10 minutes later... >RECEPTIONIST: Congrats uh... *looks at papers* Anon, we've found you a new home! Let me introduce you to Mr. STALLMAN. >STALLMAN: Hey kid, want some FREE software? >ANON: Eww you smell so bad! >STALLMAN: Don't worry kiddo that's just my foot fungus. Anyway let me take you in my van to show you some FREE software. >ANON: I love free software! >ANON and STALLMAN enter the back of the van and close the doors. >STALLMAN starts rummaging in his pockets. > >ANON: What are you doing!?!?!? >STALLMAN: Don't worry, I'm just taking out the USB that contains the FREE software. >STALLMAN retrieves a USB from inside his underwear and starts taking off his shoes. Green fumes rise from his bare feet. > >ANON: Eww that smell is so bad! What the hell is that? >STALLMAN: Dont worry my friend that is just my free and libre foot fungus. >ANON: Let me out of here! It smells like s---! >STALLMAN: No, you need to inhale the smells of freedom. >STALLMAN takes the USB and starts shoving toe cheese and foot fungus into the USB port. >ANON bangs on the doors of the van, but they are locked. >Camera pans to the outside of the van, and screams can be heard. >3 minutes later... >The screaming dies down and STALLMAN opens the doors. >The dead body of ANON falls out of the van. >The camera pans to the side of the van, revealing a Nazi swastika, then pans back to STALLMAN. >STALLMAN morphs into HITLER. >HITLER: And that, my friends, is how you gas the Jews! >HITLER bows deeply and the curtains close. >AUDIENCE may now applause. >~ FIN ~ 2 replies 2 #3, No. 94294834 1 hour ago 2021 >>94294759 (OP) Wow! I commend your excellent writing skills and your impeccable sense of humor. I rate this short story a 10 out of 10 for Style, Substance and Satisfaction. You have won the annual 4chan Creative Writing competition and you will receive your prize money of $0. 1 reply

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Time To Make The Donuts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITIME ΤΟΥ MAKE THE DONUTS 48 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)21:52:03 No.73689793 >be me, 26, get job at Dunkin Donuts >kid starts a few days after me, 17, short dude, kind of a dark personality, socially awkward >Boss says "Time to make the donuts!" everyday, apparently referencing some old commercial >One day Karen comes in and is being Karen >Kid flips out and starts throwing donuts and coffee drinks everywhere while shouting "Time to make the donuts!" while holding back tears >He calms down, sees what he has done, bolts out the door >Never hear from him again >>73689836 # : Anonymous >That kids name? Joe Biden. 06/15/23(Thu)21:55:07 No.73689815

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: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/27/23(Tue) 19:37:36 No.73818675 >Clearly your problems with women are based on your skin contact with common plant life. If you just touch photosynthetic- based matter, you'd stop being a societal reject. I should know, the funko pop box said so. View Thread : Anonymous >>73818675 (OP) # Funko pop owning f------ need to touch grass just as much as you do 06/27/23(Tue)20:11:21 No.73818931 : Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)20:12:53 No.73818942 >>73818675 (OP) # >Clearly your problems with women are based Yes they are thank you

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North Korea is based >visited North Korea on a guided trip >seemed like a fun way to die >there was a basketball court outside the hotel >they invite me to play, everyone is required to wear a business suit 1.29 MB PNG >I'm 6'1". which is like 7 ft tall here >I'm white, so super athletic by comparison >no defense, draining 3s, crossing them over, racking up assists, feeling like Jokic >my tour guide makes little pew pew motions with his hands every time I score >think it's cool, start doing the same thing back to him >North Korea activates, he freaks out, turns out he was threatening me >my teammates run at him aggressively >he's yelling and ranting >They circle around him and beat him senseless >Never threaten me with a good time RIP Hong Yong-hwa

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