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: Anonymous Jeanne After I mean. There's nothing lovable about me! I have no charm! I'm a helplessly twisted little girl 181 KB JPG SKIPP 07/10/23 (Mon)00:55:59 No.73968380 >be kind and loving boy >always follow the rules everywhere and help everyone >see bad girls who dare to defy >pp gets hard What causes this phenomenon?

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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: Anonymous (ID: 8crqXdQq) 07/09/23(Sun)19:32:24 No.18090885 >pee on a plate >put it in the freezee >slide it under someones door You just peed on your own plate. 72 KB JPG

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Anon Ask for Consent | /r/Greentext

fat I still don't get it >Be me(a long time ago), 15yo in sexed class >Teacher "Remember to always ask consent before doing something sexual with someone." >Me pass a note to a girl >"Can I put my finger in your vagina?" >She get very opset and tell the teacher >Everyone laugh at me >I get sent to detention How am I supposed to ask for consent if I get punished for asking consent?

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Anon finds the perfect guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.3 MB PNG 07/09/23(Sun)22:47:27 No.73967408 >Meet perfect 6'2 white guy who is actually interested in brown girls >He is into femdom and wants me to "punish" him for what his ancestors did to mine Why are so many guys like this now? Is it just too much p---?

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anon is a gentleman... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I still don't get it 96 KB JPG 07/10/23(Mon)05:31:25 No.29320953 >Be me(a long time ago), 15yo in sexed class >Teacher "Remember to always ask consent before doing something sexual with someone." >Me pass a note to a girl >"Can I put my finger in your vagina?" >She get very opset and tell the teacher >Everyone laugh at me >I get sent to detention How am I supposed to ask for consent if I get punished for asking consent?

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Anon triest to make something worse than the Star Wars Sequels. | /r/Greentext

File: Star_Wars_Logo.svg.png (57 KB, 1200x724) STAR WARS Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)13:04:15 No.187320017 >>187320351 >>187320376 The year is 2035. You are tasked with creating a star wars trilogy that makes younger zoomers/gen A come out and sperg about how star wars is ruined and the sequel trilogy was better and had so much soul. What do you create? Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)13:15:45 No.187320376 ► >>187320017 (OP) >you have to create something that makes the ST look good by comparison An inside the toilet bowl perspective shot of KK's ass s------- out kimchi after coffee, in slow motion, spanning three films.

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Anon doing yard work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/09/20(Mon)14:16:50 No.57087832 >snow melted >first day of yard work >raking the leaves off the lawn >picking up felled branches >mowing the long grass off the front lawn from last year >repair stone wall >change outdoor flood lights >while mowing front lawn, notice qt slowing down to check me out while i work i love owning a home guys, best decision ever made 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon Knows Brazilian Jiu Jitsu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Don't f--- with us bjj chads(...) ELITE DRAT LOVE 07/08/23(Sat)14:56:04 No.71528106 mogged.png 734 KB PNG One leg lock and you will have a limp for the rest of your life. 07/08/23(Sat)15:09:00 No.71528231 : Anonymous >>71528106 (OP) # >heh... now that we are on the ground you are finished >wait no don't get up >AIIEEEE don't stomp and soccer kick my face in that's against the rules noooo gracie-sama help me https://youtu.be/1MRKI9LACJM [Open] >>71531425 # >>71532029 #

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anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG 07/09/23(Sun)15:18:08 No.73962400 >tfw can't relate to women because I hate animals

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anon cures his procrastination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)11:20:05 No.73959922 Better-Call-Saul-Jonathan-Banks.jpg 104 KB JPG >spend my whole life having issues with procrastination >ever since I was a kid, I could never just do basic s--- because I would procrastinate >watch breaking bad/bcs and see Mike >grow enamored with his various adventures >always like the way he took charge by just telling people what to do and how it's going to happen >try it on myself >if I feel lazy or demotivated, I just imagine in my head mike demanding I do what needs to be done >"so here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna get up, put that laundry in the washing machine and while that's washing, you're gonna do those dishes right there" >s--- like that >my life has significantly improved and I feel way more disciplined Thanks finger

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Anon is disgusting... cheese AND curry sauce?? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)18:32:44 No.902323004 >>902323605 >>902323905 >>902324527 >>902324590 >>902325214 >>902325814 >>902325996 >>902326345 >>902326528 >>902326734 >>902327207 >>902327437 >sweet onion >curry sauce >cheese >tandoori mayo >halahpeenose peppers >honey mustard >6 inches that goes deep inside you so easily >you'll be thinking, is it in yet? >but then you'll feel it rumbling >it'll explode inside you >new from subway, the titan sub only $2.50 Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)18:38:15 No.902323605 >>902323809 >>902324499 >>902324889 >>902325010 >>902325646 >>902326395 >>902326928 >>902327271 File: 1688927874195.jpg (179 KB, 1136x1510) 2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9.11 FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL "NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh. >>902323004 When their history with Jared and 9/11.. you know subway had that meeting at some point.

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/23 (Fri)11:29:40 No.902189676 >be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head >little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >do it some more >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm e---------- semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face

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Anon Steps Out | /r/Greentext

62 KB JPG >be sick of never doing anything or going anywhere >decide to go out one evening >take the bus to the town >start ealking torward a bar >see the bouncer standing at the door >get nervois and walk past it >walk around the block a couple of times to see if he's gone >around the third time he's not there >slowly walk inside >he's just oitside the door >pay him to take my jacket >go to the counter >buy a drink >go sit in a booth >there's almost no one else here >a couple of girls singing karaoke and one other guy cheering them on >sit there for about half an hour slowly drinking my drink >get out >go to another bar across the street >a lot more people there >it's small and crowded >it's loud >the air is really hot >there's a band playing >go to the counter and order a drink >just stand there drinking my drink >see next to me a table with judt one guy and empty chairs >after fifteen minutes finally gather the courage to walk up to the table, grab a chair and drag it to my previous position >sitting there for another fifteen minutes and finish my drink >go outside >no bussess at this time >walk 9 kilometers back home in pitch black darkness >decide to never go out again Who else a total waste of oxygen here?

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: Anonymous Jeanne After I mean. There's nothing lovable about me! I have no charm! I'm a helplessly twisted little girl 181 KB JPG SKIPP 07/10/23 (Mon)00:55:59 No.73968380 >be kind and loving boy >always follow the rules everywhere and help everyone >see bad girls who dare to defy >pp gets hard What causes this phenomenon?

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