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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) □ Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon)10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/624/072/d9d.png "Anon likes Skyrim | /r/Greentext")
![File: schwartsz.gif (998 KB, 500x263) O Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)23:49:34 No.65221519 [Reply] > >be 3.1/10 guy >be in indoor parking garage >park >be walking away from car >see 9.6/10 girl trying to park >swipes a pillar and loses some light bodywork >pick up the car piece and approach her car >shes cringing as she gets out >wow, beautiful body >amazing face >large hips and breasts the size of bowling balls (half each) >about to hand her the car piece >tell her "hey you dropped this. like god dropped you from heaven" >shes cringing >pass her the piece of the car >whip out my card and tell her "here's my number in case you need to file a police report" >shes cringing >oh no quick make a joke >point at her and me "the police, for the car, not for me approaching you in a dark garage, the police doesnt need to know about this, i dont need more additions to my record" >shes cringing >oh >my >god >i f----- up i f----- up i f----- up >that joke was f------ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy >she takes her earphones out "OH MY GOD I CRASHED MY CAR, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS" >"no problem, have a nice day" I was so relieved I almost peed my pants.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/189/431/cc7.png "Anon tries to flirt | /r/Greentext")
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