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: Anonymous ITAAND 94 KB JPG 07/20/23(Thu)13:40:30 No.902941029 >23yo me fall in love with a 20yo cutie >it ends 5 years later >sad for a year >decide to get back into dating, find life and be how I used to be >decide to go back to where I met my ex where college girls hang >start chatting with a college chick and she's friendly too >make moves >"are you hitting on me anon hehe how old are you?" >*sudden realization that she's probably 10 years younger and I'm an old f--- flirting with college girls who are too young for me* >*panicking internally fuckshitfuckshit* >however old you want me to be femanon hehe >"hehe ok well I have to go to class bye" where did the time go /b/ when did I become an old creep

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG 3 Replies 07/20/23(Thu)12:40:30 No.74097222 pro tip: if you respond to questions with "don't worry about it" you'll seem cool and intimidating Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >"Do you think my ass looks big?" >"Don't worry about it." Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >How old are you? >Don't worry about it. View Thread 07/20/23(Thu)12:43:20 No.74097255 07/20/23(Thu)12:57:45 No.74097392 : Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >Did you s--- your pants? >Don't worry about it. 07/20/23(Thu)12:58:32 No.74097402

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/12/23(Wed)19:41:32 No.74003565 >download discord >its full of 14 year olds doing hard ass drugs >cocaine, meth, dmt, percs the list goes on W-- is going on? They are gonna hit the wall faster

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Uber Uber Cats 868 KB JPG >took the meme advice for the lulz >started lifting 5x/week >drinking more water >eating mostly veggies and meat/fish >taking supplements (multivitamin + fish oil) >sleeping 8-9 hours a night on a regular schedule >reading instead of gaming in my free time >improved my hygiene >completely unplugged from all social media and news outlets I've lost weight, my skin cleared up, and I feel like a completely different person. I thought this was supposed to be b-------

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Anon comes pit as trans | /r/Greentext

>come out as trans to parents last year, they are accepting (I'm 18) >3 months ago two of my uncles and two of my aunts came here to have a conversation about my transition >tell my dad that it's fine, they can say whatever and I don't mind >as expected they say that it's hard for them but they cannot accept my transition because of religious values, that they cannot treat me as girl, that they think my parents shouldn't let me get hormones, etc >I can hear upstair things getting heated and last thing my dad says is that they either accept my identity or they can f--- right off >they haven't talked since >tfw I divided my family >tfw no more happy Christmas, thanksgiving, etc

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: Anonymous : Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)11:33:30 No.4572817 IMG_20230718_170704.jpg 1.61 MB JPG >unce unce unce unce skrrrrttt bambambambambam woof woof woof woof 1.46 MB PNG 07/19/23(Wed)11:38:05 No.4572818 >>4572817 (OP) # Wut

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: Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)21:05:43 No.74087705 92 KB JPG >>74087621 (OP) # >Be 19 >Dancing drunk on a dancefloor : Anonymous >Some 6 or 7/10 girl starts griding her ass on me >Don't reciprocate interest because of my autism >She walks away >I've also had multiple girls hit on me over the years >Now a kissless, dateless virgin at 31 Wizard powers are not worth it. 07/19/23(Wed)21:21:40 No.74087863 >>74087621 (OP) # I'm a femcel and mid twenties and never

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Anonymous 58 KB JPEG 7/20/2023, 8:35:28 PM No.65101420 > Be me > 28 y/o touchless virgin > Have huge crush on 6/10 chubby qt 3.14 at workplace > I know even she is out of my league > Never even tried asking a female out so f--- it decide to ask her out > Find her alone in the pantry > Express my feelings in the most awkward way known to mankind > Can't even make eye contact so just stare at her feet the whole time > She is disgusted > Slaps me and runs out crying > So this is what a touch of a female feels like > I had to wait 20 mins for my throbbing boner to settle down > Respect for her increased many fold for having good taste in men > Should I keep asking her out?

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: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)21:27:37 No.73888769 img (2).png 322 KB PNG >have problem >procrastinate it and avoid dealing with it >but it still lingers in my mind constantly and annoys me and ruminate on it

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: Anonymous Mischief thread 484 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)08:36:00 No.74067921 >7 years ago >I'm 16 and in high school >Get some facebook notification on my phone >Telling me that someone logged into my account from some place in Nevada or some other state around there >Freak out, first thing that comes to mind is that my email has been hacked >Then it dawns on me >My phone number is not attached to my facebook(the facebook that I used was a throwaway one) >Someone's facebook is attached to my phone number >contemplate for hours on what to do until school is over >When school is over and I am about to leave the classroom, I log in this persons facebook >it's some black teenager >I post something on his wall with an lgbt flag pretending to be him saying that I am coming out as gay >Some who I presume are his friends respond >"We are going to find out who you are"

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111 KB JPG >mom came into my room in the middle of the night >I pretended to be asleep >she stroked my cheek and hair for a minute and then left Is she planning to kill me?

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Anonymous No. 45884330 (41 m) JPG 43.08 KB >Go to Burger King daily for lunch/dinner >QT 3.14 cashier begins to notice me >Greets me with a smile every time I come in and asks if I want the usual >Makes small talk with me while I wait for the food >I notice she has multiple Disney world pins on her uniform I feel like she really likes me guys. I have enough money saved for a vacation. Should i invite her to disney world with me? Anonymous No. 45884348 (40 m) If you were a true robot you would be going to a different restaurant as soon as the staff starts to recognize you. Get out now f-----.

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: Anonymous ITAAND 94 KB JPG 07/20/23(Thu)13:40:30 No.902941029 >23yo me fall in love with a 20yo cutie >it ends 5 years later >sad for a year >decide to get back into dating, find life and be how I used to be >decide to go back to where I met my ex where college girls hang >start chatting with a college chick and she's friendly too >make moves >"are you hitting on me anon hehe how old are you?" >*sudden realization that she's probably 10 years younger and I'm an old f--- flirting with college girls who are too young for me* >*panicking internally fuckshitfuckshit* >however old you want me to be femanon hehe >"hehe ok well I have to go to class bye" where did the time go /b/ when did I become an old creep

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