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Anonymous 112 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)21:30:27 No.897724174 >"Here, hedgehog. Another ring for you." *bling!* >"w..wh *cough* why are you doing this to me?" >"Let's get to work extracting that ring, Sonic." >"I'm sorry, Eggman! I'm--" >Robotnik cuts off another finger >"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST LET ME DIE!" >"Last time you lost a finger, the ring came out. Your tolerance is getting higher. Now lets see..." >he slowly pushes a knife into Sonic's chest >Sonic screams in pain >"1 cm... 2 cm... 3 cm.. 4cm... 5cm..." *bling!* >the ring ejects and bounces around on the floor >Eggman begins writing on his clipboard >"Please... stop... I beg you..." >the ring begins to blink out of existence >"Woah there!" he pushes the ring back into Sonic. "Almost lost that one." >Sonic spits another tooth onto the floor >"Let's try another beheading, shall we Hedgehog?" >he breaks down into sobs >"Don't worry, Hedgehog. You and I both know that the mortal wounds heal." >he whimpers >"w...wh... why?" >"Because, Sonic, I am and always have been a scientist. When you broke all of my robots, I decided to turn my attention to biological specimens." >he runs the blade through Sonic's neck *bling!* >the ring falls to the ground and his head reattaches itself >Sonic screams and gags and sputters, vomiting up a mouthful of blood >"These rings -- this functional immortality -- is so fascinating. We will discover its limits together, you and 1." >he pushes the ring into Sonic again *bling!* >"As long as you have one ring to spare, the torture will not end." What's /b/ up to tonight?

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.
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