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File: 1394244474169.jpg-(9 KB, 213x237, bean boy.jpg) Van Camps PORK BEANS BUSH'S Original BAKED BEANS MONSAN PORTUROINT Anonymous (ID: OmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:07:54 UTC-8 No.536117584 Replies: >>536117858 >>536118120 >>536118921 >>536119247 >>536119863 >>536120170 >>536120548 >>536125258 >>536125648 >>536126167 >>536127594 >>536128661 >>536130663 >>536133304 >>536133929 Anonymous (ID: OmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:18:42 UTC-8 No.536119020 Replies: >>536119430 >>536126167 File: 1394245122737.jpg-(15 KB, 250x250, bush-baked-beans.jpg) So my 12 year old son keeps saying that he is a "Bean Boy" At first I thought it was a stupid game after he went through the cupboard reading names of canned s---. Idk why he got attached to the beans in particular, but now he won't even go by his own name anymore, just names of beans (Ex. today he is Pinto). He says that him and his friends are a bean gang called Bean Boys or some stupid s---. I checked his internet history and it was 85% bean related, and his facebook posts are generally bean related as well. I'm sick of my printer ink being wasted on stupid print outs of bean pictures, and I've recently had $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets. Not to mention the general smell I have to deal with now. So what the f--- do I make of this? Should I take him to the shrink? File: 1394244725089.jpg-(29 KB, 509x541, bean.jpg) Anonymous (ID: btBvuc7/) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:17:59 UTC-8 No be very concerned. Anonymous (ID: hNexEon/) 03/07/14(Fri)18:44:52 UTC-8 No.536122829 Just read this to my girl and we both cracked up said the name changes. pic related, he just asked me to print this stupid s--- out. >> Anonymous (ID: +sGujEFD) 03/07/14(Fri)18:09:52 UTC >>536117958 I'll post pics of all the f------ print outs as well as history screens if it means that much to you. Anonymous (ID: QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:37:22 UTC-8 File: 1394246242699.jpg-(1.55 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0328.jpg) >>536117584 (OP) This is the best goddamn thing. גללכם My wife isn't sure what to make of it either. She's growing more concerned, and today was kind of a breaking point. He started this stupid jingle "Baked, kidney, black and green. Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!" I f------ hate my life right now. I'm way too embarrassed to have friends over. Also pic related, whenever he sees this commercial on TV he just about s---- himself, like they are talking to him personally about his "hobby". Could he be schizophrenic. Anonymous (ID: kLrhQGgz) 03/07/14(Fri)18:20:16 UTC-8 No.536119247 >>536117584 (OP) 9/10 >>536119430 >>536119863 >>536120170 These are his f------ misprints, like 10% of the daily prints. Hopefully your story means he is at least one of the cooler bean boys as 'pinto' but like I Anonymous (ID: fmQBDZZ1) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:58:32 UTC-8 No.536124698 Replies: >>536125943 I really hope this is real lol Anonymous (ID: QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:43:15 UTC-8 No.536122623 Replies: >>536123625 >>536123673 >>536128140 >>536128492 File: 1394246595773.jpg-(1.55 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0329.jpg) >>536124061 Well my twelve year old is doing exactly that Anonymous (ID: QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:59:30 UTC-8 No.536124827 Replies: >>536125943 He's also spending a lot of time on this forum http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/legumes/ 85% bean related $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets >>536127104 maybe this too? Pics of son coming up, have to sneak them around wife. She thinks I'm doing work on my laptop lol. Anonymous (ID: /yOQD+Ak) 03/07/14(F File: 1394248469735.jpg-(19 KB, 403x403, 2 >this thread >>536121816 When he falls asleep I will try to get a pic of him, he usually crashes on the couch with some cans. My wife has to move him to his bed WITH the cans or else he wakes up screaming about where his beans went. Is there any way to ween him off beans? Should I just let it pass? Maybe I can get him involved with sports or something to take his mind off of it. He was diagnosed with very mild asperger's syndrome but I am really worried that this "bean' obsession could worsen or agitate his condition. >>536127104 like this? >>536123673 >>536123673 I'm not sure, my son is asleep though. and of course he has two f------ cans of beans with him, I'm not sure what they are. This kid is the bane of my existence lately. I love him to death but for god's sake, it's tearing my family apart. My wife is scared to death that his 'addiction' (that's taking it a little far in my opinion) or at least his behavior will pass onto our two younger children. She has even discussed separating them for a period of time by taking the other two to her mothers. I guess his knowledge of beans is mildly MILDLY impressive for a child, maybe he can do agriculture when he's older if he even makes it to highschool. So he became a bean. >>536124827 >>536124950 >>536124698 My son sleeping with his f------ cans of beans. I think they're chili beans, idk I really don't give a f--- at this point. Anonymous (ID: Yyxtc3j7) 03/07/14(Fri)19:17:23 UTC-8 No.536127215 Replies: >>536127731 >>536128084 >>536128361 File: 1394248643714.jpg-(165 KB, 333x493, 010_evil_beans.jpg) Anonymous (ID: BZAdpduN) 03/07/14(Fri) 19:05:43 UTC-8 No.536125648 >>536117584 (OP) what in the m--------- Anonymous (ID: oPeLgZbD) 03/07/14(Fri)19:17:29 UTC-8 No.536127227 Replies: >>536127365 >>536128361 File: 1394248649867.jpg-(282 KB, 800x600, beans.jpg) I am the Bean Boy. 'Baked, kidney, black and green. Beans, beans, Anonymous (ID: xl/PrXBr) 03/07/14(Fri) 19:06:01 UTC-8 No.536125689 Replies: >>536126396 >>536125258 Can't stop laughing, h--------... Anonymous (ID: QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri) 19:07:59 UTC-8 No.536125943 Replies: >>536126072 >>536126082 >>536126207 >>536126221 >>536126228 >>536126345 >>536126697 >>536126714 >>536126839 >>536126873 >>536128615 >>536133978 >>536134127 File: 1394248079140.jpg-(1.76 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0331.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 1mcBvsDF) 03/07/14(Fri) 19:09:02 UTC-8 No.536126072 >>536125943 Jesus Christ this is hilarious Anonymous (ID: fbCd9wdG) 03/07/14(Fri)19:03:04 UTC-8 No.536125313 best thread of the day today he is Pinto Scream!" >>536117584 (OP) Is he Mexican? Anonymous (ID: +sGujEFD) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:18:40 UTC-8 File: 1394245120782.png-(136 KB, 360x360, 1387257074547.pr >>536118621 they make me want to >>536124873 he needs to respect the fact that am paying out the ass in plumbing fees from the onslaught of sewage being pumped through my house. Not to mention he prints 20+ pages of BEANS, not something important, f--- beans every day. Literally binders full of bean pictures. I can't even hold a normal conversation with my son, and my wife is threatening to leave with the other kids to "get a break". I mean it's not our only problem, but the absurdity is driving us both insane. Anonymous (ID: glL+F8cY) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:20:35 UTC-8 No.536119295 File: 1394245235665.jpg-(15 KB, 246x291, 1394056704234.jpg) wut My sides have ascended to a new plane. Anonymous (ID: gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fri) 19:02:41 UTC-8 No.536125258 Replies: >>536125689 File: 1394247761050.jpg-(15 KB, 194x146, 1394244474169.jpg) >>536117584 (OP) Archive this s--- Anonymous (ID: QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri)19:25:40 UTC-8 No.536128361 Replies: >>536128618 >>536128628 >>536128986 >>536129003 >>536129553 >>536130497 >>536127365 >>536127227 >>536127227 >>536127215 "Bean Boy" Anonymous (ID: gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fri)19:11:39 UTC-8 No.536126396 File: 1394248299781.jpg-(7 KB, 107x91, 13942444741691.jpg) >>536125689 Keep laughing. Anonymous (ID: oPeLgZbD) 03/07/14(Fri)19:14:55 UTC-8 No.536126873 Replies: >>536127104 >>536128361 File: 1394248495565.jpg-(71 KB, 400x300, beans_lead1.jpg) >>536126873 and this? >>536125943 OP so let me get this correct: he is printing off bean pictures like this all day? Anonymous (ID: oPeLgZbD) 03/07/14(Fri)19:16:39 UTC-8 No.536127104 Replies: >>536127215 >>536127227 >>! File: 1394248599069.jpg-(6 KB, 369x281, swedishbrownbeans.jpg) >>536127104 >>536126873 Yes, and frankly some of them are horridly familiar to me. He literally prints them off, orders large posters of the ones he likes, gets them framed, even has some f------ NatGeo documentaries on bean farming and countless Food network chili shows or whatever they are. Anonymous (ID: N0Ov3x8z) 03/07/14(Fri)19:42:04 UTC-8 No.536130663 Replies: >>536130851 >>536117584 (OP) Alright, here's what you do. Go into his room while he is sleeping and slowly put some dried beans into his ass He will probably freak out, that's when you get really serious and tell him he is turning into a bean and if he doesn't stop his s--- he will become bean and will be eaten. Then and only then will your problem be solved. Anonymous (ID: CvC69M0M) 03/07/14(Fri)20:32:19 UTC-8 No.536137631 >>536117584 (OP) You told him he could be anything. Anonymous (ID: 4imdhNWG) 03/07/14(Fri)20:02:53 UTC-8 No.536133458 Replies: >>536133754 This is f------ funny I am the Bean Boy.

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