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: Anonymous (ID: Y24PI1LF + Autistic son Ⓡ. DOLL REPRESENTS HOW MANY VACCINES A CHILD RECEIVES...... BY AGE 2 >be me based >marry a non fat w---- who listens to what I have to say >agree vaccines are poison and not to have baby circumcised or vaccinated and to feed him only breast milk. Formula is poison if you didn't know. ANY QUESTIONS? 151 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)12:22:58 No.435372007 >wife gives birth watch quack doctors like a hawk asked to circumcise 5 f------ times says no every time. >son makes it out >one in a half years later her parents find out she told him >the parents call child services >they come to my house every day trying to get me to talk to them and "incriminate" myself >eventually they come with police who hold me at home point and kidnap my son >child services vaxx max my son and cut his d---. >k--- judge gives my wife's parents custody >They "let me" see my son after half a year. He is obviously delayed he stared at wall for hours he isn't speaking or trying to and stopped walking. >I mention it to them and they think it's alright if he has autism because it is a "superpower" > 3 years later my son is 6 and was diagnosed with sever autism which means he probably won't ever be able to even walk he won't ever talk he won't be able to do anything. His life was over before it began and now he is doing the autistic screech >wife's parents want to give him back to me and my wife because they can't take it anymore. >wife is just as outraged as I am but want son back I am trying to convince her it is a lost cause and we should just leave the country. I think I have her convinced and we are thinking Philippines >wife's parents are insistent we take him back because we are the parents and have a responsibility to him. >call them and tell them they destroyed their grandson and now they are going to have to take care of the corpse forever >wife's parents dump him in a orphanage >I tell everyone I know how they "abandoned" their autistic grandson and they are now hated throughout town and wife's father was "layed off" conveniently. : Anonymous (ID: _Y24PI1LF 07/22/23(Sat)12:24:55 No.435372186 >they get the autistic sperg form the orphanage to save face >now they are stuck with a screeching retard who will be reliant on them forever What the f--- were these boomer cucks thinking? : Anonymous (ID: g0dkh8je) 07/22/23(Sat)12:26:21 No.435372330 >>435372007 (OP) # >horrid english >made up story >memeflag >obvious demoralization thread how is summer in tel aviv rabbi

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous o Reinstate Child Labour WIS Reinstate Child Labour 500,000 07/24/23 (Mon)16:13:31 No.645098637 Open School : Anonymous >>645098637 (OP) # >reinstate child labour >can open 2 schools later Open School -200,000 1671343371087837.jpg 126 KB JPG >Game has difficult moral choices. 07/24/23(Mon)16:24:41 No.645099196

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Anon is wise in the ways of science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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: Anonymous sister won't talk to me after (...) 07/23/23(Sun)16:14:33 No.74135911 >be mid-twenties incel >have an older sister who is my only regular female contact, talk on the phone regularly >when I was 9 she caught my mother's friend trying to m----- me and told our parents who called the police >was put into therapy following this >become more trusting of sister >fast forward to the present >incel, all attempts at courting fail spectacularly 77 KB JPG >know that my virginity holds me back >begin to wish I was r---- so that at least I wouldn't be a virgin and girls might actually like me >resent my sister for denying me the privilege, especially as she's had her own successful relationships >calling her as usual >she asks how I'm doing >fine >she asks what I'm up to >continue giving short answers >she asks what's wrong >confess to my lack of romantic and sexual success >lament my virginity >say I wish I was r---- as a kid >she goes quiet >she says we'll talk later >hangs up >haven't gotten even a text in two weeks, no response to my own check-ins Well lads I think I drove her away. I feel bad but at the same time I don't want to have to apologize with a lie. What should I do?

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Anon dont want to leave basement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)07:44:25 No.74136195 >Be me >wake up at 8. >Start playing a ARPG and watching gura play new vegas. >My disgusting normie foid sister's bf knocks on my door asking me if I want to do some stupid s---. >Tell him no I'm busy. >he decides to try a stupid ass idea my stupid c--- sister came up with and knocks out the internet. 39 KB JPG >Knocks on my door again. >"Hey anon the net is out we are outside having a bonfire" >Tell him to f--- off and switch over to the neighbors wifi I hacked the password too. >They try other various annoying tactics to make me come out. >I finally tell him to either f--- off or I'm calling the cops about something and they will come and break up their dope smoking session. >Finally f---- off I f------ hate this turbocuck with a passion. I've already put them on notice unless they have a single girl with gigantic t--- I'm not interested in doing anything with them or their normie gatherings.

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anon is jumping on his bed | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her I was jumping on the bed >she gets flustered and changes the subject >just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a euphemism for sex >she thought i was having sex >was actually just jumping on the bed

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tips fedora you are really beautiful | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Can't get women 185 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)08:53:48 No.903127628 >6'4" >white >buff, tan and well kept >make 6 figs >approaching in broad daylight and being want to introduce myself >try to start a conversation and they are completely uninterested nice >every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" or something similar and that I >zero responses, even from ugly women, women think it's creepy or annoying What does it take? Legit I need help. I've tried grocery stores, gyms, public malls. >>903127825 # I'm always polite and I've worked sales my whole life so I understand interpersonal dynamics. I'm actually super normal. What the f--- do I do? I WFH and do not want to die alone. >>903127983 # : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # Please tell me this is a larp 07/24/23(Mon) 08:54:21 No.903127658 : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # >>every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" that's where you lose them, retard 07/24/23 (Mon)08:58:20 No.903127821

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Anon's achievement are great | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 52 KB JPG Anonymous 156 KB JPG 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.

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Anon overhears his parents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels bad, man 28 KB JPG 07/23/23(Sun)00:19:57 No.74125541 >be me >haven't moved out of the womb yet >overhear my parents talking about an abortion >aw s--- >try attacking my mom when she brings it up so she doesnt do it >she wants to do it more now >goddamnit

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)17:53:43 No.74134606 >>74134638 I am ashamed of myself, brothers. >end up talking to girl I met on reddit after she responded to my comment >we talk in messages for a week >huge paragraphs of messaging back n forth >end up exchanging phone numbers >we texts huge paragraphs back n forth >share selfies, family photos, plans to meet irl >she is from cali I am from midwest >2 weeks into talking she asked me why I wear a hat in all my pictures >admit to her it's my main insecurity and I wear a baseball cap often to hide it >she replies "I wish you were honest from the beginning, I've been so open and transparent with you. This feels awkward now. The most attractive thing a guy can be in confident in himself what would you guys do next? Ghost, call her? Met this girl 2 weeks ago on reddit, she lives across the US alone in Cali and makes a lot of stocks. Says she recently found Christ but demons often will torture her in her sleep...

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: Anonymous M 07/03/23(Mon)22:09:30 No.73889121 pepe shrug.png 150 KB PNG >Older brother would let me use his computer to play minecraft when I was young >One day be f------ around, looking through files, generally being a nosy little s--- >Find his furry p--- folder, was the first time I was exposed to p--- >Masturbate and c-- for the first time, thought it was weird that they were animal people but boobs are boobs >Do this many more times, eventually stop using his PC when I got a phone at ~15 >Never developed a furry fetish, never seeked it out after I was able to search for my own p--- Explain. It's pretty weird that I never developed one now that I think about it.

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Anon takes redpill ideology to college | /r/Greentext

IMG 2229 f (20 KB, 722x508) Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)20:04:33 No.74133481 ► >>74133498 >>74133514 >>74133539 >>74133550 >>74133581 >>74133582 >>74133923 >be me >in intro ethics class >there is a class debate on virginity and social norms etc led by TA >girl across from me is staunch feminist and says virginity does not matter at all >she mentions offhand that she has a boyfriend and a body count of 8 >being a permavirgin this upsets me >I start talking about redpill beliefs and sexual economics, women are supposed to be virgins (mistake I know) >she says I'm being hypocritical since male virginity is seen as negative while female virginity is seen as positive >I use the tried and true key/lock analogy: >"A key that can open many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to any key is just a s----- lock" >legit felt like I had just blown her away >she looks at me like I'm being retarded and says: >"a sharpener that can sharpen every pencil is valuable, a pencil that's been in every sharpener is just useless" >goes on to argue that analogies are stupid and just show my argument is baseless >finishes talking and looks at me >like a full on idiot I just start stammering >"w-well, the thing is that doesn't, uh" >before I can formulate an argument the rest of the class starts laughing >can feel my cheeks burning >TA smirks and says "okay that's enough, let's move on" I haven't gone to class since. College in liberal states is the f------ worst.

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Anon Goes to the Movies | /r/Greentext

2h (7/23 13:44) 187927508 62 Re . 8 Img PNG 183KB (400 x 400) ebb[1].png 18 Replies >watch oppenheimer in theaters for the first time since covid >screen has s--- contrast and is slightly out of focus >retard behinds me keeps knocking his foot into my seat >entire first 20 minutes of the movie ruined by people trying to find their seat and making everyone get up >phone lights everywhere >some a------ had his phone set to flash for notifications >smells like popcorn and BO >seats suck ass : >cannot go 5 minutes without some f----- getting up from their chair >hear constant "oh wow" and other stupid comments like they can't control what's in their head. >even the people I went with CANNOT help themselves but whisper something to me like "heh that actually happened by the way" >3 hours of this I am never going to the theaters again. it's a downgrade in every single way from watching at home and frankly modern audiences don't have the attention span to sit still and shut up and watch a movie so it's a lost cause all around. 2h (7/23 13:52). 187927875 8 Replies 2h (7/23 13:58). 187928108 >>187927875 can u kys? i'll pay you you can post your bait now im hungry : >>187927508 (OP) It gave you a story to tell oppenbro. Btw did you do the barbenheimer double or did you chud out and just watch the male movie because you are uncomfortable with your sexuality? :

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: Anonymous (ID: Y24PI1LF + Autistic son Ⓡ. DOLL REPRESENTS HOW MANY VACCINES A CHILD RECEIVES...... BY AGE 2 >be me based >marry a non fat w---- who listens to what I have to say >agree vaccines are poison and not to have baby circumcised or vaccinated and to feed him only breast milk. Formula is poison if you didn't know. ANY QUESTIONS? 151 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)12:22:58 No.435372007 >wife gives birth watch quack doctors like a hawk asked to circumcise 5 f------ times says no every time. >son makes it out >one in a half years later her parents find out she told him >the parents call child services >they come to my house every day trying to get me to talk to them and "incriminate" myself >eventually they come with police who hold me at home point and kidnap my son >child services vaxx max my son and cut his d---. >k--- judge gives my wife's parents custody >They "let me" see my son after half a year. He is obviously delayed he stared at wall for hours he isn't speaking or trying to and stopped walking. >I mention it to them and they think it's alright if he has autism because it is a "superpower" > 3 years later my son is 6 and was diagnosed with sever autism which means he probably won't ever be able to even walk he won't ever talk he won't be able to do anything. His life was over before it began and now he is doing the autistic screech >wife's parents want to give him back to me and my wife because they can't take it anymore. >wife is just as outraged as I am but want son back I am trying to convince her it is a lost cause and we should just leave the country. I think I have her convinced and we are thinking Philippines >wife's parents are insistent we take him back because we are the parents and have a responsibility to him. >call them and tell them they destroyed their grandson and now they are going to have to take care of the corpse forever >wife's parents dump him in a orphanage >I tell everyone I know how they "abandoned" their autistic grandson and they are now hated throughout town and wife's father was "layed off" conveniently. : Anonymous (ID: _Y24PI1LF 07/22/23(Sat)12:24:55 No.435372186 >they get the autistic sperg form the orphanage to save face >now they are stuck with a screeching retard who will be reliant on them forever What the f--- were these boomer cucks thinking? : Anonymous (ID: g0dkh8je) 07/22/23(Sat)12:26:21 No.435372330 >>435372007 (OP) # >horrid english >made up story >memeflag >obvious demoralization thread how is summer in tel aviv rabbi

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