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Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAA NOI KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED 11 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)03:45:33 No.74137863 >Be 19 yo NEET >Don't have a license, been trying to get it since 16 yo >Mom d---- around on Instagram after work, can't get behind the wheel practice as a result >Want to watch Oppenheimer opening weekend but the only available time is at night >Movie ends at 1:45 am >"Okay anon, I'll pick you up!" >10 minute drive to the movie theater >Movie plays and ends, easily atleast a 9/10 >Everyone is filing out of the theater >Call the foid >"Anon, I'm on my way." >Wait 10 minutes while the normies file out >Wait another 10 minutes and call again >"I forgot my purse, anon! Just stand outside, you'll be fine!" >A 10 minute drives into a *35* minute drive >35 minutes of everyone glancing at me, rating me inferior because I still need to be driven around >Why can't he drive at his big age? >She arrives after the parking lot is completely empty >Doesn't apologize for humiliating her son in front of strangers >Everytime I think about the movie now I think about how much my f----- mom failed me and failed to prepare me to be an adult >The movie I've been looking forward to for over a month has been lowkey ruined for me >Don't want to go out again We need to subjugate foids ENTIRELY. Dumbasses can't even be trusted to be chauffeurs. Disallow them to get drivers licenses. Disallow them to be in the car except with male supervision. They shouldn't be trusted.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 173 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon )09:18:50 No.903152949 >charliz theron, hollywood lesbian >adopts innocent boys >makes them live like girls >an unnatural lifestyle that is emotional child abuse and will scar the children's ability to naturally adjust into their surroundings >abuse is appreciated by SOCIETY I have two points: There's been nothing more detrimental to our society in recent years than woke white women Ten years ago, when globohomo marched our streets with naked gays, they said they will never mess with children. Slippery slope "fallacy" they said, and many of you anons joined them. How are we feeling about that now /b/?

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Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 : Anonymous your weight Hut IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #

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File: 1682437494410722.png (89 KB, 660x574) Second hand vaping? Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)10:37:12 No.74138150 >>74138187 >>74138342 >Be me >Wait for the bus >Decide to suck on a vape >Go slightly away from a bus stop because I'm not an a------ >Start sucking my totally not g----- vape >Cute girl walks by >Stops right next to me >Doesn't vape nor smoke >Simply stands there and breathes in my exhaled clouds >Visibly enjoying herself >My bus arrives and I put away sucker and get on it >She seems disappointed Alright lads, I've heard about indirect kiss, but what was THAT? Indirect french kiss or something? Am I still kissless or not? I'm confused a bit.

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: Anonymous (ID: Y24PI1LF + Autistic son Ⓡ. DOLL REPRESENTS HOW MANY VACCINES A CHILD RECEIVES...... BY AGE 2 >be me based >marry a non fat w---- who listens to what I have to say >agree vaccines are poison and not to have baby circumcised or vaccinated and to feed him only breast milk. Formula is poison if you didn't know. ANY QUESTIONS? 151 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)12:22:58 No.435372007 >wife gives birth watch quack doctors like a hawk asked to circumcise 5 f------ times says no every time. >son makes it out >one in a half years later her parents find out she told him >the parents call child services >they come to my house every day trying to get me to talk to them and "incriminate" myself >eventually they come with police who hold me at home point and kidnap my son >child services vaxx max my son and cut his d---. >k--- judge gives my wife's parents custody >They "let me" see my son after half a year. He is obviously delayed he stared at wall for hours he isn't speaking or trying to and stopped walking. >I mention it to them and they think it's alright if he has autism because it is a "superpower" > 3 years later my son is 6 and was diagnosed with sever autism which means he probably won't ever be able to even walk he won't ever talk he won't be able to do anything. His life was over before it began and now he is doing the autistic screech >wife's parents want to give him back to me and my wife because they can't take it anymore. >wife is just as outraged as I am but want son back I am trying to convince her it is a lost cause and we should just leave the country. I think I have her convinced and we are thinking Philippines >wife's parents are insistent we take him back because we are the parents and have a responsibility to him. >call them and tell them they destroyed their grandson and now they are going to have to take care of the corpse forever >wife's parents dump him in a orphanage >I tell everyone I know how they "abandoned" their autistic grandson and they are now hated throughout town and wife's father was "layed off" conveniently. : Anonymous (ID: _Y24PI1LF 07/22/23(Sat)12:24:55 No.435372186 >they get the autistic sperg form the orphanage to save face >now they are stuck with a screeching retard who will be reliant on them forever What the f--- were these boomer cucks thinking? : Anonymous (ID: g0dkh8je) 07/22/23(Sat)12:26:21 No.435372330 >>435372007 (OP) # >horrid english >made up story >memeflag >obvious demoralization thread how is summer in tel aviv rabbi

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: Anonymous o Reinstate Child Labour WIS Reinstate Child Labour 500,000 07/24/23 (Mon)16:13:31 No.645098637 Open School : Anonymous >>645098637 (OP) # >reinstate child labour >can open 2 schools later Open School -200,000 1671343371087837.jpg 126 KB JPG >Game has difficult moral choices. 07/24/23(Mon)16:24:41 No.645099196

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: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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: Anonymous sister won't talk to me after (...) 07/23/23(Sun)16:14:33 No.74135911 >be mid-twenties incel >have an older sister who is my only regular female contact, talk on the phone regularly >when I was 9 she caught my mother's friend trying to m----- me and told our parents who called the police >was put into therapy following this >become more trusting of sister >fast forward to the present >incel, all attempts at courting fail spectacularly 77 KB JPG >know that my virginity holds me back >begin to wish I was r---- so that at least I wouldn't be a virgin and girls might actually like me >resent my sister for denying me the privilege, especially as she's had her own successful relationships >calling her as usual >she asks how I'm doing >fine >she asks what I'm up to >continue giving short answers >she asks what's wrong >confess to my lack of romantic and sexual success >lament my virginity >say I wish I was r---- as a kid >she goes quiet >she says we'll talk later >hangs up >haven't gotten even a text in two weeks, no response to my own check-ins Well lads I think I drove her away. I feel bad but at the same time I don't want to have to apologize with a lie. What should I do?

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: Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)07:44:25 No.74136195 >Be me >wake up at 8. >Start playing a ARPG and watching gura play new vegas. >My disgusting normie foid sister's bf knocks on my door asking me if I want to do some stupid s---. >Tell him no I'm busy. >he decides to try a stupid ass idea my stupid c--- sister came up with and knocks out the internet. 39 KB JPG >Knocks on my door again. >"Hey anon the net is out we are outside having a bonfire" >Tell him to f--- off and switch over to the neighbors wifi I hacked the password too. >They try other various annoying tactics to make me come out. >I finally tell him to either f--- off or I'm calling the cops about something and they will come and break up their dope smoking session. >Finally f---- off I f------ hate this turbocuck with a passion. I've already put them on notice unless they have a single girl with gigantic t--- I'm not interested in doing anything with them or their normie gatherings.

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40 KB JPG >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her I was jumping on the bed >she gets flustered and changes the subject >just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a euphemism for sex >she thought i was having sex >was actually just jumping on the bed

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: Anonymous Can't get women 185 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)08:53:48 No.903127628 >6'4" >white >buff, tan and well kept >make 6 figs >approaching in broad daylight and being want to introduce myself >try to start a conversation and they are completely uninterested nice >every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" or something similar and that I >zero responses, even from ugly women, women think it's creepy or annoying What does it take? Legit I need help. I've tried grocery stores, gyms, public malls. >>903127825 # I'm always polite and I've worked sales my whole life so I understand interpersonal dynamics. I'm actually super normal. What the f--- do I do? I WFH and do not want to die alone. >>903127983 # : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # Please tell me this is a larp 07/24/23(Mon) 08:54:21 No.903127658 : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # >>every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" that's where you lose them, retard 07/24/23 (Mon)08:58:20 No.903127821

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: Anonymous 52 KB JPG Anonymous 156 KB JPG 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.

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Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAA NOI KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED 11 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)03:45:33 No.74137863 >Be 19 yo NEET >Don't have a license, been trying to get it since 16 yo >Mom d---- around on Instagram after work, can't get behind the wheel practice as a result >Want to watch Oppenheimer opening weekend but the only available time is at night >Movie ends at 1:45 am >"Okay anon, I'll pick you up!" >10 minute drive to the movie theater >Movie plays and ends, easily atleast a 9/10 >Everyone is filing out of the theater >Call the foid >"Anon, I'm on my way." >Wait 10 minutes while the normies file out >Wait another 10 minutes and call again >"I forgot my purse, anon! Just stand outside, you'll be fine!" >A 10 minute drives into a *35* minute drive >35 minutes of everyone glancing at me, rating me inferior because I still need to be driven around >Why can't he drive at his big age? >She arrives after the parking lot is completely empty >Doesn't apologize for humiliating her son in front of strangers >Everytime I think about the movie now I think about how much my f----- mom failed me and failed to prepare me to be an adult >The movie I've been looking forward to for over a month has been lowkey ruined for me >Don't want to go out again We need to subjugate foids ENTIRELY. Dumbasses can't even be trusted to be chauffeurs. Disallow them to get drivers licenses. Disallow them to be in the car except with male supervision. They shouldn't be trusted.

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