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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/18/20(Wed)23:20:49 Be prepared guys, this is a true story N6.840387190 >be me >have qt girlfriend (I really have one) >she's a diagnosed autist >she's always amazed by me being able to give her the perfect gift every time she has birthday/it's Christmas... >truth is it's so f------ easy to question her what she wants and she doesn't realize that I'm doing it >she's absolutely not able to read my intentions when questioning, because autism >one or two weeks before birthday I'm literally asking stuff like "are there any new books/games you'd like to have" or "you told me about ... you liked so much, can you show me where you've seen it" >it's so easy to make her happy >I love her Also her mom gives me b------- on a daily basis

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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Anonymous (ID: omJpzVE) 07/25/16(Mon)00:32:11 No.82523258 >be Chinese >wake up for work >elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half >use stairs instead >can't use car because the garage collapsed on it >barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole >narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child >finally make it to train station >escalator eats the guy in front of me > 10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train >train derails killing hundreds >crawl out of rubble and stumble to work >clock in at the oil refinery and light a c-------- >resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

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: Anonymous AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 07/24/23(Mon)16:28:11 No.435630464 >At a media conference ahead of Morocco's Women's World Cup opener against Germany, a reporter from the British news organization's World Service asked Ghizlane Chebbak: "In Morocco, it's illegal to have a gay relationship. Do you have any lesbian players in your squad and what's life like for them in Morocco? Do they yearn to love as free women?" 608 KB JPG BBC apologizes for reporter's "inappropriate' question to Morocco women's team captain By M TAR 25.35 KOT, AJUAY 24, 20 WA >The press conference moderator interjected, saying: "Sorry, this is a very political question, so we'll just stick to questions relating to football." >"No, it's not political," the journalist replied. "It's about people, it's got nothing to do with politics. Please let her answer the question." >A BBC spokesperson told CNN: "We recognise that the question was inappropriate. We had no intention to cause any harm or distress." Bongs are literally mentally ill. Anonymous → I hate Britain so much it's unreal 07/24/23(Mon)16:29:29 No.435630465- >>435630485 # >>435630494 # >>435630546 # >>435632758 # >>435633692 # >>435634452 # >>435634660 # >>435636656 # >>435637339 # >>435640506 # >>435642370 # >>435643325 # >>435644848 # Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)16:29:50 No.435630466 I hate Britain so much it's unreal >>435630485 # >>435630494 # >>435632534 # >>435632877 # >>435633692 # >>435633893 # >>435634660 # >>435635024 # >>435636656 # >>435639736 # >>435640506 # >>435643325 #

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File: img.png (113 KB, 430x330) SNUFFY >"ok here" >they ask for me to get another physical >"uhhh ok than" USMIL s--- be like Anonymous (ID: K1QqujQC 07/24/23 (Mon)17:43:52 No.435650530 >>435650918 >>435651018 >>435651366 >>435651492 >>435651562 >>435651724 >>435651919 >>435651961 >>435652033 >>435652128 >>435652428 >>435652441 >>435652623 >>435652957 >>435653025 >>435653034 >>435653254 >>435653310 >>435653945 >>435654276 >be me 20 something white guy >attempts to join US army for benefits and dream since highschool >gets to MEPS >gets denied for meds I had when I was 12 years old for a month >they ask for medical history >they make me wait for 3 months straight for a response >"f--- me" >finally gets back up to meps for medical examination to finish >literally pass flawlessly due to lifting since 9th grade >has a 81 in ASVABS >gets told I need to see a psychologist because of medication I didn't use for more than 4 months more than half a decade ago >"oh come on" >gets demanded that I need 3 letters of recommendation Meanwhile: >t----- cousin graduates highschool >gets a 44 on ASVABS >has a history of psychological issues and suicidal idealization >has already passed bootcamp since it skipped MEPs and all medical inquiries for free w-- happened to the military bros

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Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.878562284 File: realityis.jpg (39 KB, 720x480) >>878561176 (OP) # >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >out somewhere >going somewhere or something >look around >where the f--- am i

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Anon feeds the pigeons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3zXMdRI1) 07/08/13(Mon)07:54:19 No.491896598 Replies: >>491897724 >>491898639 >>491900268 >>491900659 >>491900779 File: 1373284459799.png-(68 KB, 189x164, 1531531351.png) >Working at Del Taco >Night manager on the graveyard shift >Treated it like my personal buffet >Gave s--- away to homeless people >Fed pigeons extra fries >Start soaking fries in grease before feeding them >They fatten >They fatten some more >They can no longer fly >One day I come to work and I don't hear cooing MFW I find out later the exterminator just walked around picking them up and dropping them into a plastic trash can

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: Anonymous 07/24/23(Mon)15:02:02 No.22301222 >looking forward to date with gorgeous girl who likes me >artistically choose the restaurant, measuring each step minute by minute from our meeting point to the restaurant >pick her up >ask her what books she likes, literally the only interesting aspect of my personality >"Oh I don't actually read much, I've read some crime novels though! No I've never heard of Dostoyevsky" >we both continue the date staring awkwardly out the window >next day she hits me with the "I didn't feel a connection on our date. I'm sorry and best of luck." text Every. F------. Time. 18 KB JPG

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Anonymous RESPECT 102 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)19:09:32 No.74145760 Just experienced the most soul- crushing thing in my wageslave life >Suddenly got fired my from my job because the boss wants to hook a new guy up with my shift >The law of the land says that they have to fire me 3 weeks in advance >They did do that >Now I have to come in and work for them knowing that I don't matter, my works don't matter, and no one will miss me when I am gone for 3 full weeks >Still has a terror of looking for a new job looming on the horizon : Anonymous I have never have a relationship with woman, but is this feel like when breakup happen? I worked hard, gave it my all, and took pride in my work. Now it doesn't matter. 07/24/23(Mon)19:11:01 No.74145779 Thats literally the best time of any wageslave job. You clock in and f--- around doing almost no work because you know you're gone in a couple of days anyway >>74145845 # >>74146256 #

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Anonymous Pimple on penis 33 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)09:14:26 No.29406852 >whitehead on shaft of penis >been there two weeks despite showering thoroughly twice a day >virgin, so not STD What do

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17 KB PNG >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now.

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: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)14:16:19 No.74099224 This is what a CUCK looks like. CUCK.jpg 99 KB JPG >be me >cuck fetish >ask gf to f--- a man in front of me >as soon as he slides his d--- in, I regret it >break down crying and ask them to stop >man leaves embarrassed Is there any way for me to regain my gfs respect? This was undoubtedly the most embarrassing moment of my life, and I don't know if she will see me as a man

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