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: Anonymous my family found out im a h--- 447 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri) 13:42:03 No.29456358 >be me >have a boyfriend >he considers himself non-binary and will sometimes dress like a guy, sometimes dress like a girl >actually passes >or so i thought >been dating him for 4 months >every time i bring him in front of family he dresses like a woman and i refer to him as her >parade him around a big 40 person family reunion >literally a third of them are doctors or nurses >all intelligent >think nothing of it >a month later my mom is texting my boyfriend asking if he is a t----- >call her asking what the f--- >she said my family was discussing the possibility of his gnitalia behind my back >my mom tells me "id rather you be deppressed for the rest of your life than with a dude" >she is the kind of mom that would tell me f--- go to hell growing up >my stapdad used to get drunk and tell me he'd assault random f--- in the streets of Toronto >instead of admitting it i double down and say id know what she has down there >i get drunk and flip out on people discussing my gfs gender behind my back and telling my mom idk how to proceed, is it possible i could just say i didnt know? I spent a year looking for an actual girlfriend and the only women i matched with were accounts trying to get me to subscribe to their onlyfans. I wanted company and thought a guy who looked like a girl would be the next best thing that way i wouldnt really have to "hide" my relationship

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous my family found out im a h--- 447 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri) 13:42:03 No.29456358 >be me >have a boyfriend >he considers himself non-binary and will sometimes dress like a guy, sometimes dress like a girl >actually passes >or so i thought >been dating him for 4 months >every time i bring him in front of family he dresses like a woman and i refer to him as her >parade him around a big 40 person family reunion >literally a third of them are doctors or nurses >all intelligent >think nothing of it >a month later my mom is texting my boyfriend asking if he is a t----- >call her asking what the f--- >she said my family was discussing the possibility of his gnitalia behind my back >my mom tells me "id rather you be deppressed for the rest of your life than with a dude" >she is the kind of mom that would tell me f--- go to hell growing up >my stapdad used to get drunk and tell me he'd assault random f--- in the streets of Toronto >instead of admitting it i double down and say id know what she has down there >i get drunk and flip out on people discussing my gfs gender behind my back and telling my mom idk how to proceed, is it possible i could just say i didnt know? I spent a year looking for an actual girlfriend and the only women i matched with were accounts trying to get me to subscribe to their onlyfans. I wanted company and thought a guy who looked like a girl would be the next best thing that way i wouldnt really have to "hide" my relationship

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