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Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:54:04 No.16512921 >>16512937 >>16513074 >>16513117 >>16516551 legal.jpg (244 KB, 1279x959) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai forensic tran exploitation investigations and 130 hours of specialized training in Criminal Investigative Intelligence analysis. met with Cst and Sgt b. On March 9, 2015, Cpl. Cpl. was asked to look at a package containing three boxed male m----------- aids. The boxed m----------- aids were primarily written in Japanese. One box was labeled "Cocolo", a second box was labeled "Lolinco" and the third box was labeled "La bocca della verità". The largest of the three boxes labeled "Cocolo" depicted a cartoon female child who appears to be 5 to 10 years of age. The box contained an anatomically correct torso which is consistent with the box depiction of a child appearing to be 5 to 10 years of age. The physical size of the anatomically correct torso is consistent with a 5 to 10 year old female child. The depictions on the other two smaller boxes labeled "Lolinco" and "La bocca della verità" appear to be older and meant to represent adult depictions. c. Cpl. compared the images depicted on the "Cocolo" box with the images on the other two boxes and Cpl. believes that the "Cocolo" images represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age whereas the other two boxes depict female adult forms due to breast development evident in the believes the "Cocolo" product page and the "Cocolo" box and m----------- aid represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age due to the fact that there is minimal breast development and hip development depicted as well as no public hair depicted. pictures. Cpl. >>16512696 Alright, so here's the full story, stuff out of my control pieced together from material provided by disclosure. February 2015. I placed an order on a whim on NLS for the Cocolo, Lolinco, and Mouth of Truth. I had at the time completely failed to consider removing the packaging, even though I regulared here. Turns out this was a pretty big mistake. It reached Canada a few days later, where customs picked up the package. The customs officer was suspicious of the package, referring to the package as containing child p--- sex toys, and after a few days mulling over what to do with it, customs shipped the package to Calgary's ICE team (internet child exploitation team). ICE immediately sent it back, saying that they didn't deal with things that weren't internet related. Customs tried to find a department to take it, and eventually sent out a memo saying they intended to release the package unless any department wanted to take it. The RCMP stepped in and took the package. Once they got the package, the RCMP weren't really sure what to do with it, since I imagine it wasn't what they were thinking it was. They weren't sure if the product was actually illegal either. They decided to travel to Calgary (a 3 hour drive from the border) to meet with an ICE officer who would become an expert witness in this case and interview him about the package contents. The details are in the image. Their expert decided that of the package contents, the Cocolo was probably illegal under Canada law. Anonymous At this point, two weeks after getting the package, the RCMP launched an investigation. This included physical monitoring for 1-2 weeks, with one officer watching my house, and one following me around. The police notes details an officer following me into a restaurant that me and my friends went to to try to hear our conversations from an adjacent table. The investigation also involved scouring my online identity, facebook, twitter, websites I frequented, etc. Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:59:10 No.16512937 >>16512940 >>16513117 >>16516551 warrant_redacted.jpg (139 KB, 1200x900) google igdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai the technique or procedure portion of the warrant, specifically paragraph 4e which requires the alarm to be tripped or 12 hours lapse. Having to wait 12 hours could pose problems including exhibit continuity if the package is moved from location to location and surveillance is lost. AUTHORITY IS HEREBY GIVEN to Constable or any peace officer in the Province of Alberta to conduct the activities as hereunder specified. OFFENCES 1. That the offences in respect of which the device, investigative technique or procedure may be utilized are the following that have been or will be committed. a. Possession of Child P---------- contrary to Section 163.1 of the Criminal Code; b. Mailing Obscene Matter contrary to Section 168 of the Criminal Code; c. Smuggling or Attempt to Smuggle Prohibited Goods contrary to Section 159 of the Customs Act. THE TARGET PACKAGE 2. I propose that the package that this technique may be applied to is described as follows: a. Addressed to: Mr. b. Sent from 24Bmoons 1664-15 Kotehashi-cho, Hanamigawa-ku 262- 0013 CHIBA CHIBA, Japan; c. DHL packing slip affixed with WAYBILL tracking number LOCATIONS >>16512921 About a month after the investigation started, I obviously was a bit concerned. I had contacted customs and DHL directly on more than one occasion, but they said it was just a standard delay. Shortly thereafter, DHL contacted me to arrange a delivery. This was unbeknownst to me, an undercover RCMP officer. They arranged a delivery using an undercover officer, while I was under surveillance. The package contained an electronic alarm that would alert them when the package was opened, and coated the inside with a thin powder that reacts to UV light to prove I had touched the contents. The warrant did not include seizing or searching electronics since it was a non-digital customs violation. When I received the package, I threw it into my vehicle and went to work with it. I stopped for gas on the way to work, and in the vehicle I opened the package to confirm it's contents. At my work parking lot, I was boxed in by two undercover police vehicles and one police cruiser, and presented with a warrant for my arrest. They handcuffed me, put me into the police cruiser and brought me to the RCMP detachment where I was photographed and questioned. They grilled me on my sexual preferences, tastes in p---, the package, and nearly my entire life story for about two hours. I was in the interview room for a total of 12 hours before I was granted bail. I don't think I was ever treated poorly, the provided food and drink, let me contact anyone I needed to (I had access to a phone the whole time), but I was understandably freaking out. The aftermath was not pretty. The RCMP put out a statement that made it sound like I was responsible for distributing child p---. The local news stations all covered it as one of their top news items, and the local radio stations brought it up periodically almost all day long, and I was on page 2 of the local newspaper the next day. The social media comments had people trying to track down where I lived and were sounding pretty angry, calling for my murder or castration. I shut down all social media and hoped for the best. Everyone in my life knew. I think just about everyone was supportive when they understood exactly what happened, but it was a stressful time. I didn't lose my job, but it's awkward explaining your arrest to your company clients and contacts. 3 Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)05:01:12 No.16512940 >>16512954 >>16512958 >>16512966 >>16512975 >>16512992 >>16513024 >>16513117 >>16515676 >>16516551 >>16512937 I eventually found a criminal lawyer that would take the case. Canada's equivalent of the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund) declined to assist in the case due, due to the sex toy connection, so I was on my own. Our legal research was interesting. Canada's mandatory minimums meant if I lost, I would at absolute minimum have 90 days in prison and be added to the sex offender registry. Legally, the only way to win the case would be to argue that the character on the box did not represent a minor. That's not that easy, but possible. The officer's justification for it being illegal seemed pretty weak. The Japanese text profile on the package makes it sound like she's an adult (it says she's majoring in psychology). So the question becomes, how much does the depiction and intention matter? Turns out that's actually a pretty interesting topic! We found two court cases, both dealing with real p---. I might have the courts wrong here, but in the BC Supreme Court, they heard a case about an image of a real life person that appeared to be a minor. The judge in that case determined that it wasn't enough that a person looked young, he had to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was a minor. If the judge in our case held that belief, I think we could win. But, there was also a case heard by the Saskatchewan Court of Appeals, that found the opposite in another real p--- case, that the actual age was irrelevant as long as the "average person" would perceive the person as a minor. You heard that right, actual age was irrelevant. Reminds me of that Australian case... either way, if we faced that kind of burden, we'd be completely screwed... and neither of those cases hold any precedent within Alberta. Possibly concerned that they had a weak case, the prosecution reached out and offered a peace bond in exchange for dropping charges. A peace bond is a court order that holds no admission of guilt, and means you have to abide by the terms of the order for up to 1 year, and if you complete it, it's removed from your record. Of course, it's not really removed, it will still turn up on a vulnerable sector check and customs will probably still see it, but it's not a part of your criminal record. My lawyers negotiated with them to drop the "no internet usage" clause, so I was left with an order to meet with a probation officer regularly, meet with a court appointed psychologist regularly, no contact with minors, and stay away from parks, playgrounds, schools, and swim areas. Though we thought it was possible to win the case, I couldn't risk wrecking my life over this for a chance for vindication (and not much else). Not to mention legal fees would be way more if it went to trial, even if I lost. So I accepted the terms. It's been about half a year since the peace bond ended. All in all, this ordeal cost me $20000 in legal fees, I won't be able to get a job with the government or in any vulnerable sector, and I'm unsure if they'll let me travel to the US (they don't look well on customs violations). It could have been a lot worse though...

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Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:54:04 No.16512921 >>16512937 >>16513074 >>16513117 >>16516551 legal.jpg (244 KB, 1279x959) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai forensic tran exploitation investigations and 130 hours of specialized training in Criminal Investigative Intelligence analysis. met with Cst and Sgt b. On March 9, 2015, Cpl. Cpl. was asked to look at a package containing three boxed male m----------- aids. The boxed m----------- aids were primarily written in Japanese. One box was labeled "Cocolo", a second box was labeled "Lolinco" and the third box was labeled "La bocca della verità". The largest of the three boxes labeled "Cocolo" depicted a cartoon female child who appears to be 5 to 10 years of age. The box contained an anatomically correct torso which is consistent with the box depiction of a child appearing to be 5 to 10 years of age. The physical size of the anatomically correct torso is consistent with a 5 to 10 year old female child. The depictions on the other two smaller boxes labeled "Lolinco" and "La bocca della verità" appear to be older and meant to represent adult depictions. c. Cpl. compared the images depicted on the "Cocolo" box with the images on the other two boxes and Cpl. believes that the "Cocolo" images represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age whereas the other two boxes depict female adult forms due to breast development evident in the believes the "Cocolo" product page and the "Cocolo" box and m----------- aid represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age due to the fact that there is minimal breast development and hip development depicted as well as no public hair depicted. pictures. Cpl. >>16512696 Alright, so here's the full story, stuff out of my control pieced together from material provided by disclosure. February 2015. I placed an order on a whim on NLS for the Cocolo, Lolinco, and Mouth of Truth. I had at the time completely failed to consider removing the packaging, even though I regulared here. Turns out this was a pretty big mistake. It reached Canada a few days later, where customs picked up the package. The customs officer was suspicious of the package, referring to the package as containing child p--- sex toys, and after a few days mulling over what to do with it, customs shipped the package to Calgary's ICE team (internet child exploitation team). ICE immediately sent it back, saying that they didn't deal with things that weren't internet related. Customs tried to find a department to take it, and eventually sent out a memo saying they intended to release the package unless any department wanted to take it. The RCMP stepped in and took the package. Once they got the package, the RCMP weren't really sure what to do with it, since I imagine it wasn't what they were thinking it was. They weren't sure if the product was actually illegal either. They decided to travel to Calgary (a 3 hour drive from the border) to meet with an ICE officer who would become an expert witness in this case and interview him about the package contents. The details are in the image. Their expert decided that of the package contents, the Cocolo was probably illegal under Canada law. Anonymous At this point, two weeks after getting the package, the RCMP launched an investigation. This included physical monitoring for 1-2 weeks, with one officer watching my house, and one following me around. The police notes details an officer following me into a restaurant that me and my friends went to to try to hear our conversations from an adjacent table. The investigation also involved scouring my online identity, facebook, twitter, websites I frequented, etc. Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:59:10 No.16512937 >>16512940 >>16513117 >>16516551 warrant_redacted.jpg (139 KB, 1200x900) google igdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai the technique or procedure portion of the warrant, specifically paragraph 4e which requires the alarm to be tripped or 12 hours lapse. Having to wait 12 hours could pose problems including exhibit continuity if the package is moved from location to location and surveillance is lost. AUTHORITY IS HEREBY GIVEN to Constable or any peace officer in the Province of Alberta to conduct the activities as hereunder specified. OFFENCES 1. That the offences in respect of which the device, investigative technique or procedure may be utilized are the following that have been or will be committed. a. Possession of Child P---------- contrary to Section 163.1 of the Criminal Code; b. Mailing Obscene Matter contrary to Section 168 of the Criminal Code; c. Smuggling or Attempt to Smuggle Prohibited Goods contrary to Section 159 of the Customs Act. THE TARGET PACKAGE 2. I propose that the package that this technique may be applied to is described as follows: a. Addressed to: Mr. b. Sent from 24Bmoons 1664-15 Kotehashi-cho, Hanamigawa-ku 262- 0013 CHIBA CHIBA, Japan; c. DHL packing slip affixed with WAYBILL tracking number LOCATIONS >>16512921 About a month after the investigation started, I obviously was a bit concerned. I had contacted customs and DHL directly on more than one occasion, but they said it was just a standard delay. Shortly thereafter, DHL contacted me to arrange a delivery. This was unbeknownst to me, an undercover RCMP officer. They arranged a delivery using an undercover officer, while I was under surveillance. The package contained an electronic alarm that would alert them when the package was opened, and coated the inside with a thin powder that reacts to UV light to prove I had touched the contents. The warrant did not include seizing or searching electronics since it was a non-digital customs violation. When I received the package, I threw it into my vehicle and went to work with it. I stopped for gas on the way to work, and in the vehicle I opened the package to confirm it's contents. At my work parking lot, I was boxed in by two undercover police vehicles and one police cruiser, and presented with a warrant for my arrest. They handcuffed me, put me into the police cruiser and brought me to the RCMP detachment where I was photographed and questioned. They grilled me on my sexual preferences, tastes in p---, the package, and nearly my entire life story for about two hours. I was in the interview room for a total of 12 hours before I was granted bail. I don't think I was ever treated poorly, the provided food and drink, let me contact anyone I needed to (I had access to a phone the whole time), but I was understandably freaking out. The aftermath was not pretty. The RCMP put out a statement that made it sound like I was responsible for distributing child p---. The local news stations all covered it as one of their top news items, and the local radio stations brought it up periodically almost all day long, and I was on page 2 of the local newspaper the next day. The social media comments had people trying to track down where I lived and were sounding pretty angry, calling for my murder or castration. I shut down all social media and hoped for the best. Everyone in my life knew. I think just about everyone was supportive when they understood exactly what happened, but it was a stressful time. I didn't lose my job, but it's awkward explaining your arrest to your company clients and contacts. 3 Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)05:01:12 No.16512940 >>16512954 >>16512958 >>16512966 >>16512975 >>16512992 >>16513024 >>16513117 >>16515676 >>16516551 >>16512937 I eventually found a criminal lawyer that would take the case. Canada's equivalent of the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund) declined to assist in the case due, due to the sex toy connection, so I was on my own. Our legal research was interesting. Canada's mandatory minimums meant if I lost, I would at absolute minimum have 90 days in prison and be added to the sex offender registry. Legally, the only way to win the case would be to argue that the character on the box did not represent a minor. That's not that easy, but possible. The officer's justification for it being illegal seemed pretty weak. The Japanese text profile on the package makes it sound like she's an adult (it says she's majoring in psychology). So the question becomes, how much does the depiction and intention matter? Turns out that's actually a pretty interesting topic! We found two court cases, both dealing with real p---. I might have the courts wrong here, but in the BC Supreme Court, they heard a case about an image of a real life person that appeared to be a minor. The judge in that case determined that it wasn't enough that a person looked young, he had to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was a minor. If the judge in our case held that belief, I think we could win. But, there was also a case heard by the Saskatchewan Court of Appeals, that found the opposite in another real p--- case, that the actual age was irrelevant as long as the "average person" would perceive the person as a minor. You heard that right, actual age was irrelevant. Reminds me of that Australian case... either way, if we faced that kind of burden, we'd be completely screwed... and neither of those cases hold any precedent within Alberta. Possibly concerned that they had a weak case, the prosecution reached out and offered a peace bond in exchange for dropping charges. A peace bond is a court order that holds no admission of guilt, and means you have to abide by the terms of the order for up to 1 year, and if you complete it, it's removed from your record. Of course, it's not really removed, it will still turn up on a vulnerable sector check and customs will probably still see it, but it's not a part of your criminal record. My lawyers negotiated with them to drop the "no internet usage" clause, so I was left with an order to meet with a probation officer regularly, meet with a court appointed psychologist regularly, no contact with minors, and stay away from parks, playgrounds, schools, and swim areas. Though we thought it was possible to win the case, I couldn't risk wrecking my life over this for a chance for vindication (and not much else). Not to mention legal fees would be way more if it went to trial, even if I lost. So I accepted the terms. It's been about half a year since the peace bond ended. All in all, this ordeal cost me $20000 in legal fees, I won't be able to get a job with the government or in any vulnerable sector, and I'm unsure if they'll let me travel to the US (they don't look well on customs violations). It could have been a lot worse though...

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