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: Anonymous >Be me >delivery driver for local mom & pop pizza restaurant >dad's best friend owns it so he hooked me up with a job >prettychill.jpg >just drive around and deliver grub, but sometimes encounter customers who don't tip at all or tip s----- >last week I returned a big order to the restaurant because I had to make like 3 f------ trips from car to house with the food and I literally received zero tip, I think it was a party >explained to my boss immediately after I did it that they didn't tip >also explained I refunded their delivery fee and hadn't f----- with the food in any way >he said don't do it again but that he understood my frustration >he seemed kind of irritated but everything seems fine now !! 08/07/23 (Mon)21:31:39 No.903927759 159 KB JPG Did I do wrong? I don't want to lose my job so I'm gonna listen to him, but I don't feel like it was wrong. They're more than welcome to come pick it up at the store themselves, it will be cold by the time I get it back to the restaurant but if you're going to be a cheap f--- don't be surprised when life pays you back.

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

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: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 08/07/23(Mon)11:04:41 No.29522728 >29 >finally lose my vitginity >probably was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life because I finally got to this point that I was so nervous I actually couldnt keep it hard (also my girl was actually too tight to actually get it in) >l eventually sorta just end up cooming with it soft in the worst performance I've ever seen or imagined. Was actually 'in' for maybe a few seconds >gf kept saying s--- like 'its ok we were both nervous' and 'sex aint that important to me, i rather cuddle' after Should I just an hero now?

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Screenshot_20230719-012907.png 702 KB PNG >be me a few years back >Scrolling Twitter >Look up random s--- for laughs >Find some dude posting his d--- pics, it's like 3 inches long but he has a pretty big following >Scroll to comments, they're all commenting "c---" and nothing else >Scroll comments, literally goes on for 100s of comments straight with no other comments besides "c---" >Every single post is like this, it's not even bots either it's just random ass dudes commenting the word c--- >Go back to the account one day to find it suspended >Year or 2 go by, find another person posting their nudes, this time it's a chick posting t--- >Check comments, all of them just say the word c--- >100s of these comments on every post. >That account gets suspended as well Is this a normal trend? Is it popular to comment the word c---?

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 08/08/23(Tue)03:03:52 No.903945204 >was having a dream in which I had extremely powerful abilities >s--- like flying, able to pass through walls, think anything into reality etc >first instinct without hesitation was to start killing people and destroying as many things as possible >no remorse, no guilt, just destruction and merciless slaughter >started with killing people in their own homes after phasing through their walls >then started mind exploding gas stations and cars on the road >then flew at super sonic speeds towards cities and started snapping the skyscrapers in half >all while feeling I was completely justified in what I was doing, like there was nothing wrong with it What the f---? Do I just really hate society on a subconscious level, or do they legitimately deserve this fate?

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: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)20:13:00 Why do women always bring the worst out in men? I mean, yeah. That's not really their fault. This is on us, if anything. But it seems that when we're in the presence of the 467 KB PNG female gender, we just stop functioning. No.43912176 >at con >solaire cosplay >practised praising the sun >squat, extend, arms out, "praise the sun!" >just those four steps >get pictures taken doing this >mostly with other cosplayers >qt wants one >fuckyes.gif >stand next to her >same four steps as always >squat >extend >arms out >brain has a glitch and says "heil hitler!" instead

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: Anonymous 139 KB JPG 04/22/18(Sun)11:35:24 No.766610823 Just bought a bitcoin from a guy I met at a bar for only $200. He said it will be worth about $10000 in about a year. >pic related - its the bitcoin

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: Anonymous OKE 07/27/23(Thu)10:22:40 No.74172306 >PUT IN THE WORK!!! >6'1 >make 58k/yr VOODO mike 20.png 1.19 MB PNG >car >8" d--- >6 pack >not in debt >good with children so where do i apply for a gf? DAW DO 149 PHARMA SPIDERS HOBGOBLINE Mikke PROTEU RIPPER OFFERINGS KOMOD BKS You D

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Anonymous| 45243472 42,2 kB JPG 3 REPLIES >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man REPLY

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Anonymous ove 16 KB PNG be cringe" >mfw 08/07/23(Mon)18:58:32 No.74303614 >Talking to a girl >She shows me a photo of herself >she says "God, I look so ugly in this one" >I reply "I don't think so, I think you're pretty cute there." >She gives me a look and says "Ew, don't WHAT THE F--- DOES SHE WANT ME TO SAY

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/03/22 (Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time should I? : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22 (Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon)20:12:42 No.903926880 >me 16 >mom 38 >massive alcoholic, alienated friends and family, looks like like pic related 6 KB JPG >pick her up at a party, drunk again >couple dudes object, say she's fine >probably just looking forward to her drunken blow jobs >brush them off, load her in car >she's in and out >completely passed out by the time we get home, have to carry her over the threshold like a goddamn bride >fairly isolated house at the end of a country road >no way I'm carrying her to her bedroom, dump her on the day bed in living room >right t-- falls out of her light summer dress >stare at it for a moment, the run my finger across her areola >nipple instantly hardens, still out of it >look at this dimwitted drunken w---- and think about all the s--- she put me through >hike up her dress and pull down her panties >finger her, wet as hell >take out my already stiff c--- and hatefuck the s--- out of her for at least 5 minutes >c-------, she never comes to >carefully replace her panties, put her t-- away, throw a blanket over her Wake up the next morning, like nothing happened I'm sure she never noticed a thing, and assumed whatever j--- was leaking out of her came from the party

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: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/07/23 (Mon)21:14:44 No.903926966 pic unrelated >turn on shower >nut >clean up in the shower >repeat every time i shower (about 5 times a week) for 2 years >one day turn on shower >the sound of the running water gave me a boner how the f--- to fix

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: Anonymous >Be me >delivery driver for local mom & pop pizza restaurant >dad's best friend owns it so he hooked me up with a job >prettychill.jpg >just drive around and deliver grub, but sometimes encounter customers who don't tip at all or tip s----- >last week I returned a big order to the restaurant because I had to make like 3 f------ trips from car to house with the food and I literally received zero tip, I think it was a party >explained to my boss immediately after I did it that they didn't tip >also explained I refunded their delivery fee and hadn't f----- with the food in any way >he said don't do it again but that he understood my frustration >he seemed kind of irritated but everything seems fine now !! 08/07/23 (Mon)21:31:39 No.903927759 159 KB JPG Did I do wrong? I don't want to lose my job so I'm gonna listen to him, but I don't feel like it was wrong. They're more than welcome to come pick it up at the store themselves, it will be cold by the time I get it back to the restaurant but if you're going to be a cheap f--- don't be surprised when life pays you back.

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