WHO NEEDS WIZARDS? T&M #005 "HOCUS BOGUS" CLICK! THE FEATHER FALL! FIND/DISARM TRAPS! RBARIAN MY NATURAL RESILIENCE CAN RECREATE ANY SPELL! FEATURING WIGFRID! COMICPRESS. SOCKSANDPUPPETS.COM COUNTERSPELL! LET'S JUST HIRE A WIZARD. .FINE.

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

wwww w 3 C Damn, these pants are cramping my balls! F---!! 1) Is that the legendary Crampus?! 3 3 U C @SINISTERCHAP SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS 天 X 3 C WEB TOON

Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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Closed Caption Sorcerer Class | /r/dndmemes

BorksMeme - DnD Memes @BorksMeme Fun character idea A wild magic sorcerer that doesn't hear words, instead they see words as subtitles directly in front of them. Potential catchphrases include: "Stop I can't read that fast." "You used the wrong 'your' just then." "Man I hate people who talk in cursive."

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If they die, they die... | /r/dndmemes

Hello, brave Warrior! Ready to go stop an Evil Wizard? Of course! We should both be able to do that and come back with no trouble, right? OIL אומר Right? Jon

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700 rats... easy-peasy | /r/dndmemes

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS FOO00000OLISH ADVENTURERS! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT MY NEWEST MINIONS! ...ARE THEY MAGIC RATS? NOPE! WE'LL TAKE ON WHATEVER YOU GOT. COUNT STRUDD! JUST SEVEN HUNDRED AVERAGE, COMPLETELY NORMAL, RUN-OF-THE-MILL RATS. WHILE THIS IS... UH... AN ADMITTEDLY IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF RATS, HOW WILL THIS STOP US FROM BEATING YOU? BEHOLD YOUR DOOM: BECAUSE, IN THIS COMBAT... NOO000000!!! SEVEN HUNDRED RATS! EVERY SINGLE RAT WILL ROLL FOR TURN ORDER INDIVIDUALLY! ORKZ! 20 OH. F*CK THATI WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR WEEKS! WWW.TWITTER.COM/SWEETOOTHMAKES

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Add gardener to Yeenoghu's list of titles. #dndcomic by Luke McKay | /r/dndmemes

Here you go kind farmer. we've defeated the Maw of Yeenoghu. D&D BEYOND "No Gorging Charge" And simultaneously plowed your fields. At no extra charge. op d lukemckay

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O wonder how these stats translate to in person table top games? | /r/dndmemes

OPENING WEEKEND Baldur's IN NUMBERS Gate 368 BRO 27-784 22 514 Origin Character selection: Number of Origin Characters Created Class choices: players managed to finish the game in the opening weekend Players spent a combined 88 years in character creation 22 286 Over 93% of players rolled a custom character Scratch has been petted over Gale Karlach Astarion Shadowheart Wyll Leazel One NPC was shoved into a chasm for every concurrent player we had during our peak on Sunday, 815 000. 750 000 times, cementing his reputation as the goodest boy in all the Realms. Almost 100,000 players have been rejected by Astarion, and we're all trying hard not to take it personally. The majority of players have chosen to romance Shadowheart instead, followed by Gale. In terms of diplomacy, players veer on the side of good. 15.966 14 862 Assaulted Grove 119 753 11.765 Players have played for at least 10 000 000 hours 250 K 200 150 K -100 K - 50 K -0 34.9% 20 000 →10 000 1h GALE Gale was the most popular played Origin character. We get it, who could resist the allure of that head of hair? Race choices: Saved Grove 65.1% 2715 7th Gale was also the 7th cause of death for players- but you only have yourselves to blame for being so flammable. Nearly 10% of characters spent at least an hour in character creation Of all player deaths, 12% were caused by friendly fire. Nice spellcasting there, Dave! Players spoke to over 1 400 000 corpses and over 2 400 000 animals! Next time somebody starts bragging about being fluent in nine languages, ask them if any of those include Squirrel. GALIN H Githyanki You FUNK -300 K 200 K 100 K or over 1225 years

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I wonder how long it's going to take before players start telling their DM this is a RAW move... | /r/dndmemes

Baldur's Gate 3's players are coming up with even more outside-the-box strategies for doing huge damage in combat. This latest effort, dubbed "Owlbear from the top rope," causes the most damage we've seen in the game so far. Link in comments for the full article. MARC & Je Man NEWS BALDUR'S GATE 3 PLAYERS DEAL MASSIVE DAMAGE WITH THE "OWLBEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE" TECHNIQUE

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This was way to good not to do. Ty InsistorConjurer for the stats. | /r/dndmemes

InsistorConjurer 10h Bolas of Solar Restraint (Legendary Throwing Weapon) Weapon (Bolas), legendary (requires attunement) These exquisite bolas emit a warm, golden glow when held in sunlight. Crafted by a master enchanter, they are said to harness the power of the sun itself. Properties: Range: 300 feet • Type: Thrown (Dexterity) • Ensnaring: When you successfully hit an enemy with the Bolas of Solar Restraint, the target must make a Dexterity saving throw (DC 19) or become ensnared. On a failed save, the target's movement speed becomes 0, and it cannot willingly move from its current location. It can attempt to break free from the ensnarement by using its action to make a Strength check (DC 24), ending the effect on a success. Sunlight Precision: The Bolas of Solar Restraint benefit from the radiant energy of the sun. When the wielder and the target are both in direct sunlight, the bolas never miss their mark. This means attacks made with the bolas automatically hit, bypassing normal attack rolls, as long as both the wielder and the target are bathed in sunlight. • Radiant Resonance: Once the Bolas of Solar Restraint ensnare an enemy, they begin to emit a radiant glow. They cast bright light in a 30-foot radius and dim light for an additional 10 feet. This light is visible even through cover or darkness. • Recall Command: The wielder of the bolas can call them back to their hand by speaking a command word. The bolas return instantly, and the ensnared enemy's movement is restored. Attunement: To attune to the Bolas of Solar Restraint, a creature must spend a short rest in direct sunlight, meditating on the weapon's radiant energy. Once attuned, the bolas can be wielded and its magical properties utilized.

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I am guy... | /r/dndmemes

DOLLAR AND WOLFE TRADING CO. Episode 239 PAYDAY! Dollar & Wolfe Trading Co. DON'T GO SPENDING IT ON SOMETHING STUPID. I CAN WORK COME AND GET IT! 70 GRAND DPENING SALE THAT'S BECAUSE GUY OWES ME GOLD " SEVERAL YEARS AGO... DING DING AND HE'S BEEN WORKING FOR US EVER SINCE. I'VE LOST TRACK OF HOW MUCH HE OWES BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE GETS CLOSE TO PAYING OFF HIS DEBT HE BREAKS SOMETHING EXPE- H ITT IT : IT' MY GOLD, I' GONNA BUY ALL THE STUPID STUFF I WANT! tfor (AND WEBTOONS!) HOW COME GUY DOESN'T GET PAID? HE DOES THE MOST WORK. WD NO IDEA. HE'S IN CHARGE OF THAT. I'LL BE I WITH YOU IN A MIN- REALLY? A LOT? SALE Indestructible PANTS Warning: Unidentified Possibly cursed SALE! Magic Items* 30% How come Guy dresy get paid? ...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WELCOME IN. HAVE A LOOK AROUND. C I WISH TO PURCHASE THE INDESTRUCTIBLE PANTS. I HAVE 4 IL WELL, THAT'S UH 300 GOLD... THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH... WHOOPS! ...EXPENSIVE. D SU T▬▬ 300 IS A LOT OF GOLD. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR A WHILE

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Or... take out a second mortgage and stock up with Dwarven / Hero Forge... or... be like me with graph paper and painted pennies. | /r/dndmemes

Forever DM that has a 3D printer Behold my figurine collection! Player who's thinking of becoming a DM Nobody's got time for all that.

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I mean, the deceased did dump INT and are barely sentient... so... | /r/dndmemes

"Can I eat him?" Asks the barbarian. "He's not human so it's ok right?" Looks at the paladin for support. Paladin walks away rethinking his choice in companions. SADAYAW

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Brings back memories of my first eye patch... | /r/dndmemes

STAT THIS LEGENDARY WEAPON

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Why do some players feel it's necessary to taunt the game master? | /r/dndmemes

Players You put us against tooth fairies what type of wussy monster is that Dm With the tooth fairies dying breath they call upon their guardian of old, from deeper in the cave you hear a howl All ya bones feel a strong urge to jump free as you spot the bone fae walking towards you W-- is a bone fae and my bones are doing what

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Dungeons and Dragons - It turns out that barbarians have a bunch of spells they cast using their HP pool. | /r/dndmemes

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WHO NEEDS WIZARDS? T&M #005 "HOCUS BOGUS" CLICK! THE FEATHER FALL! FIND/DISARM TRAPS! RBARIAN MY NATURAL RESILIENCE CAN RECREATE ANY SPELL! FEATURING WIGFRID! COMICPRESS. SOCKSANDPUPPETS.COM COUNTERSPELL! LET'S JUST HIRE A WIZARD. .FINE.

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